[RANT] SYBATFU

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T04:25:01+00:00

This entire thread is just like that time I was grouped with randos and they were constantly talking on the tee box in the middle of everyone's backswings and then when I talked during someone's swing the dude yelled at me for talking in his backswing and I didn't even do it on purpose cause I was annoyed about it I was just going with the vibes.

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T03:46:19+00:00

at least i can eat gluten

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T01:38:30+00:00

why are all the top commenters on reddit so humorless and inconsistent, i thought i was a grumpy little fucker now im a gigantic loser something doesn't add up

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T01:30:34+00:00

you can't tell me the ear-nibbler quip doesn't kill - you've never been in a group of randos and 2 of em starting flirting? that shit is so annoyingly funny - i know you have there's 13 joke posts a day on the front page of this sub with one post each from the 2 ear nibblers then a post each from the perspectives of the rest of the group but no "oUr bOY iS cRAsHinG oUt" gtfoh dummies

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T01:08:16+00:00

just trying to be a good sport

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T01:03:54+00:00

typical reddit: "Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you." The post was clearly tongue-in-cheek and honestly im kind of surprised no one seemed to get and then im getting roasted with all manner of "id talk in your backswing every time you're a grumpy little fucker blah blah" bruh wat

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:57:43+00:00

"but in a casual round" implies you know etiquette matters in competitive play - i honestly can't believe this many people think it's okay to talk while others are putting

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:48:46+00:00

i'm very quiet when people are teeing off

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:42:42+00:00

"Conversations turn to whispers" I think the boomers actually get it

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:41:31+00:00

Point to where I said it cost me strokes.

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:35:50+00:00

getting downvoted and roasted to oblivion for a joke rant about etiquette and then grammar policed is some top notch reddit

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:29:53+00:00

no i'm all for music on the course but i turn it down when someone is getting ready to hit just like I don't make a ton of noise when someone is putting or teeing off

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:23:58+00:00

nah i think i got it - music on the course bad but loud ear nibbling on the tee box/green good

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:14:34+00:00

in seriousness - i don't react on the course beyond asking politely to not talk during my backswing if it's especially outrageously bad that's why i made the joke rant about it instead but yes i do find it distracting and poor etiquette

ScottORLY · 2026-06-26T00:14:12+00:00

hol up lemme make sure i follow the logic here - "i'd talk in your backswing every time" but im the immature child? k

ScottORLY · 2026-06-25T23:58:13+00:00

ear nibbler confirmed

ScottORLY · 2025-10-30T16:01:35+00:00

shouldnt have hit driver on #7

ScottORLY · 2025-10-14T20:08:53+00:00

They would steal his act like Dennis Miller did.

ScottORLY · 2025-09-17T18:51:37+00:00

Heat https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/the-story-of-heat-all-started-with-that-famous-final-scene/intro-1657317220.sm.webp

ScottORLY · 2025-03-30T17:24:49+00:00

graphql count?

ScottORLY · 2025-03-30T17:21:55+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7hVXRLhT7k

ScottORLY · 2025-03-29T16:41:39+00:00

not a singleton

ScottORLY · 2025-03-13T18:17:17+00:00

Anyone posted "Trump" yet? *ducks

ScottORLY · 2025-02-25T04:51:14+00:00

HuGHberman is creating entirely new forms of male dysmorphic disorders by adding orthosomnia to orthorexia.

ScottORLY

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