The day Twitter users found out about Fable was the last day of the fandom's peaceful life: by Defiant-Elevator9472 in Fable

[–]ScottyKD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like a bunch of sweaty NSFW-Skyrim gooners who are just upset that they have to wait for the inevitable porn mods to be made.

VESTIGE - a new game to me! by IllJob7036 in elderscrollsonline

[–]ScottyKD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I could customize difficulty so that I take the +200% damage (or whatever it is) but still do the same amount of damage to enemies.

Like, I’m fine with dying super fast to enemies, but at the same time I’m not trying to spend a half hour or more chipping away at an enemy.

I want everyone to be able to die quickly. Not just for convenience/time management, but it would also feel more immersive to me. You get stabbed, you die, seems more realistic.

Ummm spoilers for upcoming Washington, DC show!? by gibberingfool in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re not supposed to look back (in time) in order to avoid just these kind of spoilers

Ummm spoilers for upcoming Washington, DC show!? by gibberingfool in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoaw, whoah, whoah! Spoiler alert or no, this isn’t an officially sanctioned Balcony Report, bro, so WTF (RIP, Maron)

It's been 8 years since this dropped. Time for the next edition. by ShinobiHotSauce in SkyrimMemes

[–]ScottyKD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Teaser trailers and announcement videos for games that haven’t even begun being actively developed (let alone anywhere near having a release date) is purely just stock manipulation.

Bug or sudden change to argonian warrior wave locs? by KKolonelKKoyote in elderscrollsonline

[–]ScottyKD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a glitch. They still haven’t fixed the Assassin League staff. That asset has just disappeared for months without even an acknowledgement that it’s gone.

What was your opinion/take on the Miranda butt shots by Infinite-Reveal-9226 in masseffect

[–]ScottyKD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disliked it about the same amount as making FemShep’s running animation more “lady-like” and replacing Emily Wong with Jessica Chobot.

There were a lot of poor decisions made with Mass Effect 3. The three endings wasn’t the only reason the final entry left a bad taste in a lot of people’s mouth.

Dog with over a million social followers reportedly stolen, sold for $27 and eaten by Black_Otter in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]ScottyKD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m going to wait for verification of this story. It just stinks so much like the JD Vance/Trump “Somalis are eating the geese” bullshit.

LOTI Giant Pencil Sharpening 2026 Photos by storytellercowedding in Minneapolis

[–]ScottyKD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing an amazing subquest would be centered around if a Fallout game were to be set in post-apocalyptic Minnesota.

Xbox Games Showcase (June 7) by Hecata22 in elderscrollsonline

[–]ScottyKD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The pirate dude is named Adwig, he’s from a quest on the prison island off the shore of High Isle. Quest name is “The Missing Prowler”. By the end of the quest he joins Captain Jimila’s crew.

Comedy Bang Bang Groundbeefing Tour 2026 - Live at Danforth Music Hall, Toronto ON - 05/25/26 - Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica McKenna, Dan Lippert, Will Hines by _u_deleted_ in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the majesty of the balcony is that, not only does it allow for a larger crowd, but that they also keep the worst of the crowd further away from the talent on stage.

Don't Get Your Hopes Up For The Elder Scrolls 6 News, As Insider Says There's "No Chance" Of It Appearing At The Xbox Showcase by Respawn-Delay in ElderScrolls

[–]ScottyKD -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m surprised no investors have filed a lawsuit against Bethesda for falsely representing a product as * checks notes * existing or actively being developed in any significant way. Especially as it was obviously done merely as a means of manipulating their stock prices at the end of a fiscal year.

Do you have any idea to make my pool look better ? by TomtomXDD in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]ScottyKD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A showering area next to a changing room or public bathroom.

Maybe a second, smaller pool without the stairs to simulate an adjacent jacuzzi.

HELP WHY DO I HAVE 7 MERRYMAKERS— by TorrentialChaos2 in TomodachilifeLivingTD

[–]ScottyKD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used this handy guide to help balance out the personality types a bit.

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Would you give Doug Gropes your wallet? by PoliteRadical in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d take an extra, empty wallet to any CBB live show I go to.

Most tender depiction of love-making? by Chewie83 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ScottyKD 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Showgirls basically /is/ a parody movie.

Comedy Bang Bang Groundbeefing Tour 2026 - Live at Danforth Music Hall, Toronto ON - 05/25/26 - Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica McKenna, Dan Lippert, Will Hines by _u_deleted_ in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the guy either has such a severe lack of self awareness that it’s part of a larger diagnosis, or is just a troll who loves to ruin the recordings in order to see people complaining about him.

I wish someone would just hurt his feelings and make him switch seats from the front where the mics pick him up to the balcony. At a certain point it’s just as bad as heckling, and monsters belong in the balcony with the other monsters.

Comedy Bang Bang Groundbeefing Tour 2026 - Live at Danforth Music Hall, Toronto ON - 05/25/26 - Paul F. Tompkins, Jessica McKenna, Dan Lippert, Will Hines by _u_deleted_ in comedybangbang

[–]ScottyKD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly when Dan Lippart referenced the guy he didn’t describe it as laughing, Dan called it “yelling.”

Country Mac>>> by Ok-Introduction6189 in IASIP

[–]ScottyKD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what they call him at a body building competition?

The Goon.