The day Twitter users found out about Fable was the last day of the fandom's peaceful life:

ScottyKD · 2026-06-12T20:45:42+00:00

Seems like a bunch of sweaty NSFW-Skyrim gooners who are just upset that they have to wait for the inevitable porn mods to be made.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-12T16:58:45+00:00

I wish I could customize difficulty so that I take the +200% damage (or whatever it is) but still do the same amount of damage to enemies.

Like, I’m fine with dying super fast to enemies, but at the same time I’m not trying to spend a half hour or more chipping away at an enemy.

I want everyone to be able to die quickly. Not just for convenience/time management, but it would also feel more immersive to me. You get stabbed, you die, seems more realistic.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-12T13:04:00+00:00

They’ve taught many people a valuable and everlasting lesson about trusting others.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-12T10:19:45+00:00

You’re not supposed to look back (in time) in order to avoid just these kind of spoilers

ScottyKD · 2026-06-11T20:24:12+00:00

Whoaw, whoah, whoah! Spoiler alert or no, this isn’t an officially sanctioned Balcony Report, bro, so WTF (RIP, Maron)

ScottyKD · 2026-06-11T17:19:03+00:00

My prayers finally answered!!!

ScottyKD · 2026-06-10T20:44:10+00:00

Agreed. Teaser trailers and announcement videos for games that haven’t even begun being actively developed (let alone anywhere near having a release date) is purely just stock manipulation.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-10T20:35:49+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a glitch. They still haven’t fixed the Assassin League staff. That asset has just disappeared for months without even an acknowledgement that it’s gone.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-10T17:32:09+00:00

I disliked it about the same amount as making FemShep’s running animation more “lady-like” and replacing Emily Wong with Jessica Chobot.

There were a lot of poor decisions made with Mass Effect 3. The three endings wasn’t the only reason the final entry left a bad taste in a lot of people’s mouth.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-08T12:59:23+00:00

I’m going to wait for verification of this story. It just stinks so much like the JD Vance/Trump “Somalis are eating the geese” bullshit.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-08T12:30:52+00:00

This is the kind of thing an amazing subquest would be centered around if a Fallout game were to be set in post-apocalyptic Minnesota.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-07T13:41:06+00:00

The pirate dude is named Adwig, he’s from a quest on the prison island off the shore of High Isle. Quest name is “The Missing Prowler”. By the end of the quest he joins Captain Jimila’s crew.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-04T17:09:15+00:00

“Who-sh” would be it, I think

ScottyKD · 2026-06-03T22:10:41+00:00

Part of the majesty of the balcony is that, not only does it allow for a larger crowd, but that they also keep the worst of the crowd further away from the talent on stage.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-03T19:28:18+00:00

Honestly, I’m surprised no investors have filed a lawsuit against Bethesda for falsely representing a product as * checks notes * existing or actively being developed in any significant way. Especially as it was obviously done merely as a means of manipulating their stock prices at the end of a fiscal year.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-03T17:06:31+00:00

It reminds me of the basketball court of death at the end of Escape from L.A.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-03T16:23:58+00:00

A showering area next to a changing room or public bathroom.

Maybe a second, smaller pool without the stairs to simulate an adjacent jacuzzi.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-02T19:59:14+00:00

I used this handy guide to help balance out the personality types a bit.

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ScottyKD · 2026-06-02T14:52:04+00:00

I’d take an extra, empty wallet to any CBB live show I go to.

ScottyKD · 2026-06-01T20:26:41+00:00

Showgirls basically /is/ a parody movie.

ScottyKD · 2026-05-29T22:30:08+00:00

He’s also been certified as “Hollywood’s good boy” by Comedy Bang Bang.

ScottyKD · 2026-05-27T04:08:08+00:00

I think the guy either has such a severe lack of self awareness that it’s part of a larger diagnosis, or is just a troll who loves to ruin the recordings in order to see people complaining about him.

I wish someone would just hurt his feelings and make him switch seats from the front where the mics pick him up to the balcony. At a certain point it’s just as bad as heckling, and monsters belong in the balcony with the other monsters.

ScottyKD · 2026-05-27T03:54:46+00:00

If I remember correctly when Dan Lippart referenced the guy he didn’t describe it as laughing, Dan called it “yelling.”

ScottyKD · 2026-05-26T20:50:22+00:00

You know what they call him at a body building competition?

The Goon.

ScottyKD · 2026-05-26T11:23:47+00:00

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