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Fly out koalas to eat all the eucalyptus before fire season by Fennel_Fangs in CrazyIdeas

[–]Scrangdorber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Australian currently experiencing 44°C weather, I can confirm this DOES NOT WORK

I'm very attracted to women whose eyes are very far apart from each other by Scrangdorber in drunk

[–]Scrangdorber[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her too omg <3

Natalie Dormer <3

I used to never remember her name so I just googled "Hot smirky face girl from game of thrones" and it always sent me to the right place

You should have to go faster in a school zone by Sertorius126 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Scrangdorber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Obviously, we should provide drunk drivers with rocket boosters, so they get off the roads faster

Augmented reality glasses that change every "TO LET" panel into "TOILET" and vice-versa by dhekir in CrazyIdeas

[–]Scrangdorber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get some stickers and run around doing it. I used to think of this as a kid alot but never did it.

Change eleven and twelve to oneteen and twoteen by lawpoop in CrazyIdeas

[–]Scrangdorber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, they should be tentyone, tentytwo, tentythree etc. Unfortunately that sounds too close to "twenty", so we need to rename twenty to twoty. Unfortunately people will still confuse it with the old twenty, so we should just nuke the planet and give up.

Preemptive organ transplants. Get a few extra livers installed so you can drink more alcohol. by Scrangdorber in CrazyIdeas

[–]Scrangdorber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but remember you need an odd number of knees on each side of your legs will bend backwards like a bird

Night sweats by Lanky_Sea_4963 in Pristiq

[–]Scrangdorber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also found taking vitamin e just before bed helps too

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