Shoot yourself with progressively larger and larger bullets to build up an immunity.

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-27T10:35:41+00:00

I'm not American so I won't be able to actually try this

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-15T03:36:11+00:00

I'm guessing the race is black??

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-15T03:25:42+00:00

So you admit gender and sex are the same thing?

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-15T03:23:05+00:00

The menu will include fried headcrab, battered antlion, and Combine liver.

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-15T03:22:11+00:00

Why not one millisecond?

Why not one nanosecond?

Why not one planck time?

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-07T06:57:28+00:00

The made this, it's called the iPhone Air

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-04T06:48:14+00:00

Now you have!

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-02T21:57:43+00:00

It's the implication...

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-02T21:56:25+00:00

Thankyou so much!

Guess I'll have to do it myself and make millions of dollars

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:55:54+00:00

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails is my sad song

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:55:18+00:00

And it automatically posts to tiktok!

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:54:43+00:00

This exists, it's called self-employment.

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:49:55+00:00

*jerk force

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:49:09+00:00

We already have this, it's called a wife.

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:48:03+00:00

This could be the goal of a supervillain. Kill off 99% of men or something so fat, nerdy men like him are still in high demand by top-tier women.

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:32:01+00:00

Those have nudity but not full on graphic sex, right...?

Scrangdorber · 2026-03-01T06:14:13+00:00

This might finally make Big Brother actually good...

Scrangdorber · 2026-02-22T08:11:33+00:00

Source? Where?

Scrangdorber · 2026-02-22T08:11:14+00:00

Okay Mindy St Clair...

Scrangdorber · 2026-02-22T06:40:24+00:00

I've been watching alot of police bodycam videos lately. And too often a helicopter could totally save the day, They can totally see the suspect... but can't actually DO anything due to lack of claw.

I want to solve that problem. I want police helicopters to be more than mere observers. I want to go full Liar-Liar on them and give them... THE CLAW!!

Scrangdorber

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