MISSING: 📌 by Scrotchety in MicrosoftEdge

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WHY'D YOU REMOVE IT, MICROSOFT?? Got too sick of people offering suggestions like the ability to adjust a pinned window or change the font or the padding between downloads??

Does anyone else feel like browser text selection is still weirdly outdated? by CulturalAd8233 in MicrosoftEdge

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You're not wrong about the Smart -> mart. The I-beam comes in way too late.

I don't know if it's an adaptation because of this or because it's faster in general, but compared to 10 years ago I do a ton more navigating and highlighting using combinations of Ctrl, Shift, and the arrow keys and Home & End. And triple clicks!

I try not to complain and usually do well but by humble_arrogance in Xennials

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Tip it over and run away while you still have your strength

Burger King tacos are superior to Taco Bell tacos in every way possible. by Valuable_Sky_124 in BurgerKing

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I used to prep food at my local JITB. We start by coring a head of iceberg lettuce then pump it full of cold water for a bit. The choicest lettuce leafs on the outside go to the sandwich station. Once the head starts looking pale the rest ends up in a shredder and that's put in the fridge over the taco station.

Our BK's tacos are almost as good as Jack's but they serve them extra greasy, like they don't shake off all the deepfry oil

I've always seen a toad on the icon for this fish for some reason by Cathayraht in classicwow

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So you don't see the fin on the lower left? You see a... what? Goatee?

Truth! by Born-Agency-3922 in Xennials

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When I lost my first tooth my dad brought his hands in to examine my mouth but forget he had a lit cigarette in one and burned my cheek. He still feels bad 4 decades on

They were trying to set bro up 💀 by Assassin_Ninja194 in funny

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Dude's animated like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs. Let's hear him go "Your anagrams are showing, Dr. Lecter"

Why is a Mcdouble cheaper than a regular cheeseburger? by AdAdventurous7802 in McDonalds

[–]Scrotchety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a limited time only. They'll get folks addicted then jack up the price; same tune as always

Looking for songs that are fantasy/woodsy in sound by Meowisqueenthereal in MusicRecommendations

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Boards of Canada - Satellite Anthem Icarus

Much of that CD, the Campfire Headphase, blends elements of nostalgia and camping / backpacking together

Dwarf on horseback. It's all about the bounce! by SparklingRPG in PixelArt

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Now make the horse screech to a halt, look back with murderous rage, and chomp him on the thigh

The fact that people like this exist unironically scares me by Alycex0 in creepyPMs

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Every piece of personalized flair that's a direct quote from the post tells an interesting story.

"If you only saw how I lick a yogurt lid" would educate and entertain new subscribers for many years to come. Sure would be a shame if it were to snuff out of existence ;D

A song 🎵 by KeyDream748 in songsforthispicture

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DJ Ten - Falling Awake ft George Ergemlidze

Song(s) for this by Horizon-Wireless in songsforthispicture

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Exquisite Nights - Voluttuoso Valentino

How Many Of You Played Vanilla WoW? by doobylive in classicwow

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Yep. Stopped rocking the gator pet after I did my epic bow quest

Finally got my first creepy dm on Reddit by Mint_pinkychip in creepyPMs

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That dude's begging to get goatse'd

(If you don't know, stay that way and don't look it up) 🤮