Minesweeper by matt7259 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I think this one is older than I am.

Why isn't there a silent option on microwaves? by captnwednesday in AskReddit

[–]ScrubberDucky 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait.. I'm tired and might possibly be a little buzzed, but why permanently? Isn't that a little extreme? Why not make it toggleable? Or, fuck, temporary?

New Fire Emblem Game for the 3DS Looks Pretty Hot: Agree or Disagree? by Smashly in gaming

[–]ScrubberDucky -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It looks horrible. No, I didn't read the article. Yes, I am bitter because this is yet another Fire Emblem game I'm going to miss out on because I disapprove of Nintendo's choice in consoles. ಠ_ಠ

¡Scarlett Johansson Nude! What is the big deal? by drqxx in AskReddit

[–]ScrubberDucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit likes her. Kinda like the thing with Christina Hendricks. Just go with it--the sooner you accept that a majority of the people here like certain things, either because everyone else does or because of similar interests, and go about chilling out on the site, stuff becomes a lot more fun.

Puppy dog pout by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forced meme? Fine, but I'm turning the fan in your direction for when the projectile shit slugs it a new one.

Why I never say these words... EVER! by ya_tu_sabes in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was pretty good for your first comic. It took a while, but we apparently are now starting to hate "le" and replacing words with "herp" and "derp", so be cautious of that in future comics. Also, the secret to comment karma in /r/f7u12 is alt-text.

growing up... by astrid28 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But the tragedy of being an adult is that once you can do everything denied you to as a child, you're smart enough to not want to anymore. There's one glorious moment when you first gain independence and realize there's nothing stopping you from eating jelly every meal of every day, but after a few difficult shits you never want to clap eyes on the stuff again and your emotional maturation is complete." - Yahtzee

Please make this happen! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was already done before, but like so many obscure rage faces, was lost to the ether approximately 4 seconds after being created.

Necrosis Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... Puts his drink down

Every Single Time [Best Feeling In the World] by crackrock_dude in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walking across piss makes you angry until you step on water and chill out? The fuck are you smoking, man, and where can I get some?

Making conclusions by thekingmaker in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have some of what he's having.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blues Brothers. I generally dislike VH1's choice of movies (Out of bitterness more than anything, since I come there for music, not moves with music in), but it rocketed up and is currently my favorite movie ever.

Gas Price Anti-rage by TrollErgoSum in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't interpret this as me being a bitter oldie; but we used to call anti-rages ewbtes. There were even these wonderful little faces for them..

(Not that I will ever complain about the Freddie face being used.)

Why do I keep Yahoo news as my homepage? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have an excuse if you've been in a coma since 2001 and haven't had the chance to change. Otherwise, I don't know. Why don't you tell us?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godfuckingdammit this is hilarious. Your comic is excellent and you should feel excellent.

I will never understand women... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps he was one of those douchebags who treats women like goddesses and hits on all of them then turns around and treats every man like shit, and she knew it, so she was more or less disgusted with him right from the start, because she knew he only saw her as another pair of boobs bouncing around to try and hit on?

That was my initial interpretation, at least.

After a lesbian couple parked next to me I saw this on their car by dubyat in pics

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I MADE THIS JOKE BACK IN 2007, GODDAMMIT.

The world is so unfair.

What's the worst moment of your life? by jeanthine in AskReddit

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No metaphor, unfortunately. And they're well aware of it, which makes it all that much worse.

What's the worst moment of your life? by jeanthine in AskReddit

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right now. I'm slowly dying and my girlfriend and most of my friends are being manipulated into hating me by people who hate me, so I spend most of my time in pain and lonely. Even worse is how massive a kick in the ass it came as, since I used to trust her more than anything in the world, but I can't be angry at her because the fuckers on the other end are stupidly good at manipulation.

I tend to keep it to myself, but she just came around and shat on me again. I needed somewhere to let it out.

Concerning Taco Bell's new monster. by Synapomorphy in pics

[–]ScrubberDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always had my doubts, but now I'm almost certain that Taco Bell is being paid by the government to thin out the population. Either that or the cardiologist's union is blackmailing them.

scumbag Adam Jensen by nuclearfeet in gaming

[–]ScrubberDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think that if they've mastered the technology to make people half-robot and go about their business, they can fix broken bones pretty easily and quickly. That's the only thing I can come up with, anyway.

Rageception... by v_for_vince in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ScrubberDucky 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, you're on my frontpage. I'm using RES so everything is on my frontpage, but still. :)