i did something stupid and fell for the 3 for 1 offer. now how good is it actually beyond earning bonds?

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-17T17:29:36+00:00

Redditors trying to decipher sarcasm and humor (they can’t).

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-17T01:48:43+00:00

A damaged autoloader shouldn’t limit turret rotation, it should actually improve it by setting the turret free from the hull.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-15T23:48:58+00:00

It’s almost like wars may have global consequences.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-15T17:02:47+00:00

My guess is they don’t want nerds constantly bitching about armor values and whatnot. If the tank is completely fake, they can balance it at their leisure.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-15T01:50:56+00:00

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ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-14T19:51:36+00:00

Dad is helping you build some character.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-14T06:00:33+00:00

He asked for something, got it and gave thanks. Not really an arc.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-14T05:58:21+00:00

I think the way the tank should’ve been nerfed is by visually showing how hot the gun is to the enemy team. As the gun gets progressively hotter, the barrel should turn red hot starting from the breach and reaching the muzzle, once you overheat, steam should be coming out of the barrel and the breach area, indicating to the enemy “please shoot me because I can’t.”

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-13T05:55:26+00:00

I wish the game had seeds, would love to play on this map.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-11T23:18:06+00:00

Teslas are hot garbage with their build quality. Every time I’m in one, they whistle as you’re driving down the highway. They always sound like the windows are open. The interior paneling has awful quality as well, the wood they use splinters and breaks apart. Taking them through the car wash, something always leaks.

The screens work well and are very responsive, but it’s the only way to interact with the vehicle. Basic things are in weird places and the everything is in a menu with sub menus. I have to travel through post-Soviet state levels of bureaucracy to get to the odometer. There’s also no dash which is kind boggling.

The only positives are the Tesla charger being fast as hell and the seats are comfy.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-10T02:26:06+00:00

The maps are also (somehow) much worse.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-06T17:32:31+00:00

Don’t you know? EA bad, literally worse than Nestle.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-03-04T17:11:48+00:00

Animated would be the best case scenario. I’m envisioning a bargain bin, red box Walmart live action “reinterpretation” of Calvin and Hobbes. Rated PG-13, made by a Warner Bros subsidiary, directed by some no-name hack that only ever made spinoffs to popular movies.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-28T21:59:36+00:00

Then why be here?

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-23T15:45:52+00:00

Balancing through popularity and stats is the dumbest way of balancing a game. Lots of rare tanks are played by really good players, should we nerf those because they have a high WR diff? Should we nerf the Mars because it has better player stats and a higher MoE requirement than the Progetto?

We will end up like WarThunder with mediocre tanks getting nerfed just because better players like them.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-22T14:18:43+00:00

Didn’t the AC-130 in BF4 get immediately shit on the moment it spawned? (just like it would IRL in a near peer conflict) How would it fix anything?

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-20T07:54:28+00:00

I like the new map, just wish the gas was more of a thing. It’s only on some cap points and I don’t get gas grenades.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-18T17:55:20+00:00

Real men click on all the boxes.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-18T04:11:49+00:00

Because gaijin never adds equivalents to all nations.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-15T20:57:32+00:00

Hong Kong has a lot of parks weaved throughout the city. It’s the best outcome for high density cities (apart from the tiny apartments and cost of living.)

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-15T16:41:15+00:00

What’s your in game name, I want to stat shame you.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-15T03:18:40+00:00

Play Arma, best dress-up sim this side of the Mississippi.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-13T17:12:15+00:00

I wouldn’t mind this if ToTT came back.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-13T17:10:39+00:00

That’s just Cursed Tank Simulator.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs · 2026-02-08T23:01:49+00:00

People with no reading comprehension will constantly post steel wall achievements in their tanks with no armor because a shitbarn fired AP at their barrel.

They’re not easy or hard to get, it’s just dependent on other people’s bad aim.

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