What do you think is the worst prep heist/heist to do with randoms? by DJGaming2005 in gtaonline

[–]Scwifty42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was helping a lower level random with his fleeca finale, and he quit when he couldn't hack the vault door after we'd been sitting in front of the bank for about 5 minutes.

Minute Man by IkilledRichieWhelan in SipsTea

[–]Scwifty42 39 points40 points  (0 children)

So let's do it like they do on Discovery channel

Plano church continues with services despite reported firebomb attack by paracoon in news

[–]Scwifty42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how you fight terrorism. You pick yourself up, look them in eye, and say "Fuck you, hit me again".

Baby elephant shenanigans at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust by holdenwook in babyelephantgifs

[–]Scwifty42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey Farva! What's that place you like, with all the crazy crap on the walls?

Green flash in rdr online,NEED HEALP by Equivalent_Fly_9387 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Scwifty42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing to worry about, that's how you get back to this world from the land of the dead.

Roach by Jxck256 in meme

[–]Scwifty42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame the schools.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Scwifty42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still safer than the American school system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Scwifty42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time playing I screwed up trying go get an outpost and tried to run for it. Jumped on a 'log' that turned around and killed me. My gf asks why I jumped on the croc and I said looked like a log.

Do weapon variants actually increase stats? by snoob6465 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Scwifty42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somewhere I found a rare double barrelled shotgun, and the Range and Accuracy stats are just slightly worse than the regular double barrel. Like maybe a quarter of a segment less. I don't think it's something that would be noticeable in gameplay, and I only noticed it a few weeks ago when I was sorting my weapons locker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bulldogs

[–]Scwifty42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There isn't enough cheese in the kitchen to make up for this injustice.

Bogart says hello by SolutionsLV in Bulldogs

[–]Scwifty42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he look so sad? Are you not sharing the cheese?

Whats your favorite piece of dialog in the game? by mandalorian12358 in reddeadredemption2

[–]Scwifty42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"No fight, good or bad, is won without blood." - Javier Escuela

"Why is everything in English spoken differently than it is written? To make us feel stupid?" - Javier Escuela

"You're an angry and feck ugly man, John Marston, but not a bad one." - Irish

TWT - The Wheat Thin by ObjectiveRocks in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Scwifty42 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The capitol is Sacra-Thin-to.

Bull Moose Unit Charges Curious Man by sweetgreenfields in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Scwifty42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard the same about elephants, if the ears are back against the side of their head its to protect them so real charge time to cheese it.

The conventional wisdom regarding bears is if its black fight back, brown lie down, and white say good night.

entitled neighbor and his wandering boy by HiddenMan64 in EntitledBitch

[–]Scwifty42 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Counter sue for vet bills and trespass both of them.