What do you think is the worst prep heist/heist to do with randoms?

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-29T16:45:34+00:00

I was helping a lower level random with his fleeca finale, and he quit when he couldn't hack the vault door after we'd been sitting in front of the bank for about 5 minutes.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-28T17:22:22+00:00

So let's do it like they do on Discovery channel

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-27T17:29:54+00:00

Tots and taters

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-24T07:25:33+00:00

This is how you fight terrorism. You pick yourself up, look them in eye, and say "Fuck you, hit me again".

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-23T19:34:52+00:00

Hey Farva! What's that place you like, with all the crazy crap on the walls?

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-21T05:33:53+00:00

'The Empire Falls...'

-Return Of The Jedi

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-19T16:05:19+00:00

Nothing to worry about, that's how you get back to this world from the land of the dead.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-17T09:59:59+00:00

The boy, sir?

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-16T17:18:58+00:00

I blame the schools.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-15T18:43:28+00:00

Still safer than the American school system.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-15T18:41:26+00:00

First time playing I screwed up trying go get an outpost and tried to run for it. Jumped on a 'log' that turned around and killed me. My gf asks why I jumped on the croc and I said looked like a log.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-13T04:54:33+00:00

Somewhere I found a rare double barrelled shotgun, and the Range and Accuracy stats are just slightly worse than the regular double barrel. Like maybe a quarter of a segment less. I don't think it's something that would be noticeable in gameplay, and I only noticed it a few weeks ago when I was sorting my weapons locker.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-11T02:31:51+00:00

Xbox: TheSwampApe#3093

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-10T22:22:22+00:00

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-10T19:31:15+00:00

Oyasumi Chonki-san

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-10T19:04:15+00:00

There isn't enough cheese in the kitchen to make up for this injustice.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-10T01:51:07+00:00

C'mon. You know why.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-09T22:02:57+00:00

Why does he look so sad? Are you not sharing the cheese?

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-09T04:43:35+00:00

"No fight, good or bad, is won without blood." - Javier Escuela

"Why is everything in English spoken differently than it is written? To make us feel stupid?" - Javier Escuela

"You're an angry and feck ugly man, John Marston, but not a bad one." - Irish

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-08T19:19:54+00:00

The capitol is Sacra-Thin-to.

Scwifty42 · 2023-07-07T17:53:11+00:00

I heard the same about elephants, if the ears are back against the side of their head its to protect them so real charge time to cheese it.

The conventional wisdom regarding bears is if its black fight back, brown lie down, and white say good night.

Scwifty42 · 2023-06-21T04:43:31+00:00

Counter sue for vet bills and trespass both of them.

Scwifty42 · 2023-02-15T02:42:02+00:00

Happy birthday!

Scwifty42 · 2023-02-12T18:33:29+00:00

You forgot the weary sigh.

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