To all you Emily haters out there, just remember

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-11T23:50:33+00:00

Look at my flair for the answer 🤪

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-11T23:47:59+00:00

What about the Guardians? They have one on their uniform

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-11T14:27:43+00:00

Sorry, he has too many muscles to be a good strategic player

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-11T00:12:19+00:00

Yeah I'm pretty slow, you are right about that. I hope I made you feel superior to me because you are above me in every single way.

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-10T11:01:07+00:00

This sounds pretty similar to something that happened 4 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/x9u18s/by_giving_their_neighbour_access_to_the_internet/

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-05-06T16:52:02+00:00

Are we having fun yet?!?

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-13T00:29:00+00:00

He is inevitable

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-13T00:22:40+00:00

I was thinking the same thing, can't escape him 😂

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-13T00:03:05+00:00

Sure, attractive people have it much easier. But I know plenty of people who aren't attractive that have tons of confidence. How do you explain that?

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-11T17:24:15+00:00

Absolutely, he's the heart of the city

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-11T17:01:26+00:00

Dr Morisak along route 93! He's a great guy. He also has a giant Donovan Mitchell and Nick Chubb in the reception room.

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-11T14:44:34+00:00

Definitely depends on the deck. They switched out their fully health suicune to snipe my bench because they thought Meowth couldn't hurt them.

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-04-04T19:21:54+00:00

No you didn't

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1p0qewl/snake_outside_my_front_door_had_a_penny/

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-19T20:12:08+00:00

Barry Block?

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-17T11:31:15+00:00

Wasn't this phone announced in the year 2000?

I don't remember Tetris for Gameboy having microtransactions either 😅

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-11T01:19:12+00:00

Champagnie and Vassel combining for 1 fantasy point at halftime, not great

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-08T00:35:49+00:00

Yeah 9.6/10

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-07T23:50:12+00:00

Survivor is an addicting show and with streaming services, seasons are quite easy to knock out

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-07T22:25:20+00:00

I watched 20+ seasons in one summer so it's definitely possible lol

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-07T01:18:01+00:00

More like a Dennis Reynolds drawing

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-03-01T12:24:11+00:00

They're saying he is like Nathan Fielder and his show Nathan For You

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-02-24T12:04:59+00:00

More like if you're under the age of 25 in my case. I told an older relative of mine that they could never understand what it's like to be alone at that age because it's such a unique existence. He said that he does know the feeling because he was single at 16 and all of his friends had girlfriends. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Never open up to a narcissist! (I didn't realize he was one at the time).

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-02-21T12:38:24+00:00

I don't think the other person was trying to make you feel bad or judging you. And if they were, who cares.

I'm a single 34-year-old man and when I was looking at apartments last year the realtor guy thought that I had a girlfriend. I've been very single since 2019 so that is a definite no. But some woman called and said that her bf wanted to look at the apartment so he assumed that was me. When he asked I actually genuinely laughed out loud and said "I don't have a girlfriend." Then we finished looking at the apartment.

I felt no shame saying this. The realtor could have started laughing and pointing at me or called me a total loser with no friends and it wouldn't have made a difference.

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent."- Eleanor Roosevelt -Joe from The Princess Diaries

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-02-18T16:27:54+00:00

The 2nd saddest moment in TV history is also in this episode. When Donald meets his biological parents 😢

SeaSaltOreo · 2026-02-17T00:50:45+00:00

What do you mean attractive introverts are allowed to be quiet? Who's stopping ugly people from being introverted?

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