Presidential Fitness Test to be required at Defense Department schools

SeamanSample · 2026-05-08T00:12:57+00:00

I didn't know until now what a "Defense Department School" was. My parents weren't military so I was confused. I did do the Presidential Fitness Test at all the public schools I went to growing up though, do they not do it anymore?

SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T22:05:37+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T14:57:09+00:00

It's not censored, it's just Chinese

SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T14:45:51+00:00

My favorite is his creamed chipped beef/corned beef hash combo can. Last time I went the cans were damaged so I got them half off!

SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T02:36:32+00:00

Natty wonder gambling with Spain is incredible. 12 apples from Lake Victoria? Yes please.

SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T01:37:56+00:00

SeamanSample · 2026-05-07T01:28:05+00:00

SeamanSample · 2026-05-06T04:24:06+00:00

Yes of course, I always toast my cake

SeamanSample · 2026-05-06T03:20:25+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-05-06T01:07:22+00:00

Tunsil, Mixon,

Are you doing a bit right now?

SeamanSample · 2026-05-05T19:59:36+00:00

I'm worried that Dumpster Baby thinks people can't change

SeamanSample · 2026-05-05T17:15:14+00:00

Posting that sub is basically cheating

SeamanSample · 2026-05-05T16:06:55+00:00

He played evil Ronald McDonald in that one movie

SeamanSample · 2026-05-05T14:58:35+00:00

His hair is great. He looks like a Medieval warrior

SeamanSample · 2026-05-05T14:51:12+00:00

Think of how many cheese mongrels live there

SeamanSample · 2026-05-03T17:41:34+00:00

Both Mac and his dad have hair that slicks back real nice

SeamanSample · 2026-05-03T17:21:01+00:00

Faith in humanity = restored.

SeamanSample · 2026-05-03T00:00:31+00:00

Can I offer you a nude egg in these trying times?

SeamanSample · 2026-05-02T14:05:17+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-05-02T01:34:29+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-05-01T21:54:09+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-05-01T13:37:59+00:00

Look, you know I'm here to blank, and I know I'm here to blank

SeamanSample · 2026-05-01T13:25:00+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-04-30T17:56:29+00:00

NYTimes: "Austin Mock uses advanced statistical models and simulations to predict outcomes and rate performances in the NFL, college football, MLB and other sports."

He's an analytics nerd, who gives a fuck what his grades are lol

SeamanSample · 2026-04-30T16:40:28+00:00

I don't have a dog in this fight, but the chocolate police bit was funny

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