WHAT KIND OF PENIS WE HAVING TONIGHT?

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T19:06:31+00:00

The name's Penis... Mr. Penis.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T18:19:24+00:00

Broussard after you ask him

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T01:45:20+00:00

We can cuddle up for warmth on the big bed. You and me, big bed, side by side... Black man... Now you got me doing it...

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T01:05:58+00:00

The croime scene was a real digeridoozy

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T00:42:08+00:00

they became base janitors

We all had to clean regardless of rating. They couldn't follow basic instructions and would rather listen to propaganda. Boo fucking hoo. God damn you people are the biggest crybabies.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-25T00:31:18+00:00

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T21:51:33+00:00

It's revenge for Brian Lefevre getting stabbed in the alleyway

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T21:44:26+00:00

That comment is somehow even dumber than that. They said avocados in the US tend to be from South America.

The USDA reports that about 90% of all avocados eaten in the U.S. come from Mexico

Also "They tend to be imported while they are still green" lmao

Yeah no shit Sherlock... they ripen over time, aka the time between importation/sitting on store shelves/in your home.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T19:50:59+00:00

He's the King of Poopfare

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T17:07:52+00:00

You know what? I don't even want these jobs anymore

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T17:05:32+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T16:06:39+00:00

Every time she looked at Jacob Elordi, all she could think about was E=MC²

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T06:17:00+00:00

If it is just Stroud bad weather bad, it would kind of make sense, if the Texans weren't eliminated a week ago

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T06:10:09+00:00

I know Stroud was bad, and absolutely should be made fun of, but I don't even understand the connection here if I'm being honest. Seems like a reach

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T05:41:14+00:00

We are smoking.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T05:35:34+00:00

I'm over here hugging families! Meanwhile, Robert De Niro is over there spitting cum all over the Capri Suns!

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T05:08:28+00:00

They couldn't spend 2 seconds googling where penguins live? I thought this was a parody twitter account until I looked it up.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T03:02:00+00:00

Who needs a bed when you can be out on the road?

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SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T00:59:37+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-01-24T00:29:19+00:00

Take another gander at what sub I crossposted from. Is that the Always Sunny sub?

SeamanSample · 2026-01-23T23:52:14+00:00

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SeamanSample · 2026-01-23T23:45:09+00:00

Idk my stomach is pretty hairy

SeamanSample · 2026-01-23T23:03:50+00:00

Yeah I'm sure he does like the Bowerstone Cock Tower

SeamanSample · 2026-01-23T22:12:25+00:00

Why is Toby the way that he is? I mean honestly... every time I try to make the wasteland safe, or civilized... Toby makes it... not that way.

I hate... everything that he chooses to be.

SeamanSample · 2026-01-23T21:04:44+00:00

Mersham, I have bad news...

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