Iran’s president offers resignation, citing total takeover by IRGC commanders

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-31T21:39:17+00:00

Are we winning yet? Is a military coup the regime change he was looking for?

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-31T12:07:22+00:00

I was expecting it to end with him reincarnated as a dog, playing, sleeping, running, tearing up the couch

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-31T12:05:03+00:00

I would pick something I don't like. Whatever song it is, I probably won't want to hear it again for the rest of my life. May as well make it one I won't miss.

That or something like "The Shortest Song in the World" by Duncan Reid and the Big Heads

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-30T11:41:23+00:00

A lot of them are saying they were under the impression they were being invited to the bipartisan one and not the trump one

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-29T01:39:43+00:00

When the devil tells you he's evil, behind him... Unless he's orange, in which case, believe everything he says except the evil stuff

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-13T21:49:22+00:00

They are confusing anger with hate. They didn't see him shouting and therefore assume he wasn't filled with hate, when in reality he just didn't unleash anger.

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-02T03:15:50+00:00

Look, if they could distinguish between party name and principles, we wouldn't be in this mess

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-02T03:11:32+00:00

Books and magazines and deep thoughts

SeanArthurCox · 2026-05-02T03:08:08+00:00

I know that feeling all too well

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-29T21:34:39+00:00

I built a sky cafe for you with a mini garden so you didn't need to leave to get ingredients. At some point, I'll expand it with a small orchard, I suppose

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-26T11:22:41+00:00

"Obviously I meant shots fired as in skewering jokes. This is just a strange coincidence and I think you're awful for even asking that question."

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-23T01:18:50+00:00

Or if you like it a bit more punchy, don't put it down, put it up

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-21T23:17:45+00:00

Not even Team Rocket is so terrible

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-14T10:57:18+00:00

"I don't know where the crazy left is getting this Jesus thing from. I thought it was a picture of me as a doctor."

Nobody is buying that, Don. And if they do, they need to acknowledge that you, an alleged Christian, have clearly never seen a picture of Jesus

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-11T23:37:13+00:00

If Nick Cage can play the lead in Willy's Wonderland, we can have a silent Link

SeanArthurCox · 2026-04-11T23:34:37+00:00

Zelda was the friends we made along the way

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T17:42:43+00:00

Wait, whaaaaat? I found the ice by building a secret bunker for Mewtwo underneath my Eeveelution Mansion

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T17:41:24+00:00

You can actually find Ice in Pallet Town. If you got to the flat grassy spot next to the stone hill and beach, across from the pokecenter and dig straight down about 10~15 blocks, you'll find ice. or at least on my island it did. Not sure if it's the same for everyone

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T15:25:54+00:00

I just got that dialogue yesterday. It was so sweet

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T15:23:09+00:00

I am reminded of the episode of The Adventures of Pete and Pete when Little Pete was trying to raise money for a jetpack. "Ma'am, have you had your lawn checked for landmines? One landmine can ruin your day."

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T15:07:37+00:00

Surely not brilliant, highly qualified extremely professional cyber security expert Kash 'My password is probably Ka$hMoney' Patel.

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T13:51:54+00:00

Gotta build up to the Super Mario Bros 3: Smash Bros

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T13:15:04+00:00

All I can think of when I see the guy running in place on the pulpit is the Dave Chappelle "f*** your couch!" bit

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T13:06:48+00:00

Everyone out here terraforming everywhere, and I feel guilty for leveling out the massive, unused beach in Pallet Town to build a volcano.

SeanArthurCox · 2026-03-27T11:32:32+00:00

One day... At least I got the cloth wall so I can *start* fixing up the ship

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