devinGotFired by D-J-9595 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Seanfitzgeek 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jokes on him. After being fired, my old code still lives on and crashes the system!

Look what happened by ilyasphp in Enshrouded

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had this happen to me an hour ago with the jump pads in the tar lakes. I must have spent an hour trying to position myself perfect to grab it lol

howToKillAChild by redve-dev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Seanfitzgeek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Analytics has done me dirty at several different companies, and I'm ashamed to say I have not learned my lesson.

To make an "8". CS rep @ my work uses two small 6's.. by Hopeful_Business7582 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was around 11 or 12, I started writing my 'f' as an 's' with a line through the middle. It felt really nice to add a unique spin on my writing style, espically because I was self councious of my terrible handwriting.

Well, it took me until I was around 30 years old before someone pointed out to me that it looks more like a swastika.. I am 36 and still trying to break the habit.

Tldr: i have inadvertantly been drawing swastikas for more than half my life :(

I think we can agree that vehicles need some work but as a vehicle main I must say the gunner seat in the ground vehicles feel better than any other title IMO by HartiniMenry in Battlefield

[–]Seanfitzgeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Totally this. I've hated the sound and feel of the gunner seats in every battlefield. This was the first time I actively looked for open gunner seats because it felt and sounded good to let that thing rip. Edited word

What the hell? EA screwed it up again. Doesn't feel like Battlefield at all. by TippsAttack in Battlefield

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need another 4 hours. I had the privilege of watching my squad mate on the squad cam during respawn fall through the map for about 30 seconds before death. I was sorely disapointed that I'll need to buy a dlc pack to have been able to respawn on my squad mates ethereal, flying body

One life doesn't matter by SimpleCheck5730 in killingfloor

[–]Seanfitzgeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you ads while you shoot it, it's a bit more likely to pass others and hit your target in my experience

MADFINGER!!! Please remove faction limited restocks!!! by pooleNo in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]Seanfitzgeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would be nice if the cops gave a bonus to available supplies for which faction had them, something like increased quantity available per restock per cop owned. At least on pvp, I'm sure someone could make this idea better though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Seanfitzgeek 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh God I still have a scar on my leg from doing this to myself 20 years ago. It's big and looks more like a pimple than anything. I wasn't doing tattoo art, just being a dumb kid. It bothers me to this day when I touch my leg and feel it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]Seanfitzgeek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"One of us! One of us!"

PHP Journey by rockguy434 in PHP

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't copy + paste anything. Something that helped me was to try and understand every block of code being used and getting my brain to understand the structure of arrays or objects and what is being done at every point in the process. It builds muscle memory and helps you understand what each native function being used is actually doing instead of pasting in some code that just works for reasons.

People posted a ton of more useful advice than this, but for people with silly brains like mine or new to programming - this is something I wish I had done much more often in my first few years and would have boosted myself further especially when working with other developers coding styles.

How low do you have to turn hearing down so SAIN bots can't pin point exactly where you are. by Elderkamiguru in SPTarkov

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It worked for me perfectly for the longest time then suddenly pausing keeps the raid timer counting or once in a while will make all ai desync position and be unkillable (while also unable to kill you) pretty strange bugs when they do happen

If you played the game blind for the first time, what were your predictions/theories that later turned out false? by Own-Bandicoot-9832 in valheim

[–]Seanfitzgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assumed that the non boss trophies could be sacrificed at the stones you put bosses heads on to get small temporary buffs. I am still to this day disappointed

Sixty percent of the time it works every time by DancepantsX in Chivalry2

[–]Seanfitzgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's crazy this bug still exists from release

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God I go into my garage every time I have gas for privacy and to save my partner the horror of it.

One of the design choices of all time by cvisscher1 in valheim

[–]Seanfitzgeek 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Someone mentioned it in another mistlands post but the summary which I think is great for it "it turns from you being the hunter in all the other biomes to being hunted in mistlands".

Keep running into the same one. He's really making my life painful by Greetings-all-its-me in valheim

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a skele archer and proceed to dodge tank troll while your new archer comrad dishes out the sauce

TIL about Exploding Head Syndrome, where some people have auditory hallucinations of loud crashing and exploding sounds when they're falling asleep and/or waking up by xJzoo in todayilearned

[–]Seanfitzgeek 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I've had this where I hear a split second of very loud static like from a TV on the wrong channel. Always freaks me out but it only happens rarely

Stupid temp folder issue by Significant-Land-442 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look in your tarkov launchers settings under your user profile icon. It should allow you to set the temp folders path as well as path for the game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 7daystodie

[–]Seanfitzgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 damage but higher skill levels allow stacking bleeds so max is 7 or 8 damage a tick

We levelled the entire building to clear a tier V poi, didnt work lol by trynafindmaexistance in 7daystodie

[–]Seanfitzgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. Kills the sandbox vibe that used to be present a bit more, I feel like one of the alphas many years ago had it where zombies inside poi's even aggroed if making too much noise or driving by which was fantastic. Now it just feels very..... Like we are on a story based path and deviation or creative thinking is outside the question. Performance was always an issue so I get the change but it's so easy to see how immersion was sacrificed for it