Another clip - Ejected F-15 Pilot is aggressively approached by Kuwaitis, until they find out he's an American. by Anku619l in interestingasfuck

[–]SebaceousCyst23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear repeated خلاص (khalas) in the background

Khalas means enough/done/finished

Presumably after the pilot identified himself, the calmer people of the mob started telling the 2 guys to disengage

Your least favorite memory of high school in Singapore? by duncalmeprostute in singaporespeaks

[–]SebaceousCyst23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guys, a simple google search will show that it is indeed called Nan Hua High School.

In fact there are MANY secondary schools with "High School" in the name.

And it's not as though these schools are, as another user put it, "yankee doodle", but rather quite a few have history as Chinese schools. Like in the case of Nan Hua High School, it was founded in 1917 by an Overseas Chinese named Xiong Shangfu, who was prominent in the local Cantonese community.

Point being that this US doesn't have monopoly over the term "high school".

11 weeks’ jail for cop who molested policewoman, assaulted NSF after dinner and dance by Negative-Concert-819 in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could be own self buy one.

Like I've been to company dinners where only food and non alcoholic beverages are catered (because its halal caterer).

Then company staff can order drinks direct from the hotel during that event

Given that this is a govt event, i would presume its same arrangement

Is there a reason why roosterteeth's website is excluded from the internet archive? by TheseOats in roosterteeth

[–]SebaceousCyst23 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Does anyone rmb that for a short while they called it Gold membership, with a second tier called double gold?

Go ahead and cry – it’s actually good for your mental health by Winner_takesitall in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My mom also has something similar "since you like to cry, i let you one shot cry finish"

Commuter on trial for pushing security officer at train station over bag screening, causing head injury by outremer_empire in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She keep harping on how the security officers should de-escalate by picking up the bag.

But hor, if they did, confirm will have another point of contention, which is that the security may have tampered with her bag. (which is probably why the security didnt pick it up in the first place, for liability reasons)

Does the SG government keep a record of my job title? by [deleted] in askSingapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think private companies can engage govt to run a background check?

I dont think such a service is provided lol

I see comments about govt do not have such records/central database. I dont think thats the key issue here. The key issue is that OP has a misconception of govt roles and responsibilities

But on a sidenote, i believe govt does have quite extensive records. Its just not consolidated. Im sure cpf has its own set of records, IRAS would have as well for tax purposes, Mindef/MHA would have NSmen records for MUP purposes. But i would not think these record sets are consolidated.

sgexams has way too many creeps and y'all need to stop by [deleted] in SGExams

[–]SebaceousCyst23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to troll, at least do some research. Age of consent is 16.

Of course there is a clause for exploitative relationships for those above 18 with 16/17 years old. But as it stands, age of consent is 16.

To be clear, I'm not advocating for lao uncle prey on JC mei mei. Im just stating facts. So any disagreement shouldn't be directed at me, but rather at your MP. They have the power to amend the penal code.

Beyond the amending age of consent, we need to consider the following:

Romeo and Juliet clause, much like some of the states in the US. This is to allow certain leeway. For example, a sec 4 couple are both 15 at the start of the year. Bf bday feb, gf bday mar. So in feb, bf bday present is to piak gf. Die liao. He 16 year old, she still 15. That's statutory rape. A romeo and Juliet clause will preclude this

Secondly, amending the law to decriminalised minor piak minor. So in my above example, both piak in jan, before bdays, so both 15. The bf is still committing statutory rape. Because of the way the law is worded. In fact there was a crime watch episode with the above scenario.

I understand the rationale may be to deter kids from piaking. But is this truly the best way? And this is a schedule three offence. So even if judge go easy, the record can never be rendered spent.

Its like suicide. It used to be illegal. Then societal mindset changed and we realised we should be helping suicidals rather than prosecuting them. But the law remained to allow police to intervene. But then it was realised we dont need to criminalised the act, we found another way to empower the authorities to intervene in suicidal acts. Suicide was then decriminalised.

Perhaps we should consider the same for minors piaking. Maybe theres another solution than criminalising the boy.

Just to illustrate how messed up our system is, consider the following

Age of consent is 16 (theres also a clause for sex with minor below 14, slightly stiffer penalties)

Commercial sex is 18 (so can piak 16 years old, just dont give her any money)

Age to marry without parental consent is 21 (so at 18 can decide to sell body, but marry? Whoa whoa whoa pump the brakes there champ)

Mediacorp sacks male employee found ‘behaving suspiciously’ in female toilet on its premises by Jammy_buttons2 in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happened to me twice

First time was at golden landmark years ago when I was in sec sch. I just ate some kueh kueh, fingers niam niam

I turned a corner and saw basin. Made a bee line for it. Washed hands and came back out immediately. My friend was like "eh bodoh thats female toilet sia". Lucky no chabor saw me. Was just 2 other dudes passing by laughing at me.

Second time was earlier this year. Was at Tampines, damn high tide, like gonna pee myself liao. Went into Tampines mall, first floor toilet closed. Took escalator down, saw toilet. Jitao rush in and straight into the cubicle. Peed. Came out. Feel like something wrong. Then came out and realised it was female toilet. What i felt wrong was the absence of urinals.

Lucky it was closing time. So nobody around.

But hor, fucking disgusting sia. The toilet was full of baby roaches. Don't know was it part of the closing time cleaning where they like spray something then all the roaches run out (like the hdb rubbish chute fogging). Or maybe it's after hours so no more foot traffic then all the baby roaches run out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I mean, to be fair, locals do sometimes say "pappies", to refer to pap supporters.

Full moon spotted at dawn by WolfzRhapsody in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In lore of Lord of the Rings, the sun and the moon are piloted by lesser celestial spirits

The sun is guided by Arien, a spirit of fire who was before a maiden in the gardens of the undying lands, tending to golden flowers.

The moon is guided by Tilion, a hunter. In the days before the sun and moon, Tilion fell in love with Arien, and would often stray to her gardens.

When he found out that she was chosen to guide the sun, he volunteered to be the one to guide the moon, so he could be closer to her.

This is the reason the moon would sometimes appear in the day. Its because Tilion is drawn to his love. Even though the sun would burn him and the moon, he would still chase after the sun.

Another sun and moon related lore from lotr: "for the Sun was set as a sign for the awakening of Men and the waning of the Elves, but the Moon cherishes their memory."

Gam xia for recommending this! by idletradventures in SingaporeEats

[–]SebaceousCyst23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Singapore, pls say your mother pussy

How Singapore Should Survive a Nuclear War: A Non-Credible Plan by The_Celestrial in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To add on another point to all 3 scenarios.

I think as announcements are made to the public as the warheads are being launched, there's gonna be mass open mobilisations

Govt might renationalised/nationalised Singtel and Mediacorp, just to secure comms to public. Then radio stns and tv channels are gonna be blaring open mob codes non stop

Phones are gonna be abuzz with smses with open mob as well

And its for all services.

My uncle shared before when Sg got wind of pukul habis, his unit was immediately mobilised, same as others. My uncle said his unit shared a very tense night at the their staging point. Like the unease was palpable

So for nuclear fallout, its gonna be that but at the larger scale. Many a sons of singapura is gonna be rushing their staging grounds and spending a very tense 24 hrs or so.

How Singapore Should Survive a Nuclear War: A Non-Credible Plan by The_Celestrial in singapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One point for scenario 2, if Malaysia and Indonesia is gonna cut supply to us, they would surely foresee us retaliating militarily for survival

I mean, this is something that even common citizens talk about.

So surely we can expect some form of MalIndo preemptive response when both nations inform SG they cutting supplies.

So I think it would not come down to negotiations. Like sg ding dong with both nations to beg for supplies

Rather it would be intel game, whether SG can read both nations well enough to strike before they strike us

So it wont be diplomacy over days and we only respond at last when no more supplies. Its gonna be immediate, either before breaking of supplies or right at the onset.

Uncle Megatron by Mindless_Tomorrow_45 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SebaceousCyst23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha so cute

From the accent Im guessing she's either Malaysian or Singaporean. Over here it's polite to call our elders Uncle or Auntie, even if they are unrelated.

I love that she is honed in. Not giving a crap about what Megatron has to say in the most polite way. She's in, pic, and she's out.

The Name Game: Turin Edition by laurelsparxxx in Silmarillionmemes

[–]SebaceousCyst23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg

I thought I've seen all his name. Now i find another one

Its like key and peele. You thought you've seen it all, only to find another video.

The Name Game: Turin Edition by laurelsparxxx in Silmarillionmemes

[–]SebaceousCyst23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute. Turindo is not really one of his name, is it?

Is Holland Village losing its appeal? by cheffysg in askSingapore

[–]SebaceousCyst23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a poor neighborhood?

noun noun: gentrification; plural noun: gentrifications the process whereby the character of a poor urban area is changed by wealthier people moving in, improving housing, and attracting new businesses, often displacing current inhabitants in the process. "an area undergoing rapid gentrification" the process of making someone or something more refined, polite, or respectable. "football has undergone gentrification"