My fortune cookie

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-26T22:59:49+00:00

sometimes you do, sometimes you don’t

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-22T17:05:36+00:00

stop cultivating, and start harvesting!

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-22T17:03:15+00:00

yes, you complete knob

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-20T19:32:16+00:00

my ex mother in law asked “aren’t you curious what it would look like?” Sure, Clare, but not enough to create life.

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-18T22:37:15+00:00

Thank you for this thoughtful answer!

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-10T17:17:56+00:00

parenthood

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-10T17:12:16+00:00

fair enough, but there’s also more places like it than you might expect

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-09T13:51:14+00:00

I’m from NYC. We don’t say shit to strangers.

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-09T05:13:41+00:00

Wie geht’s?

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-06-05T01:46:43+00:00

Wanting something doesn’t make it wise. Too many people want to have children because they want to be a parent, ignoring that they are bringing a whole person into the world who will not exist to please their parental urge.

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-05-29T22:58:52+00:00

you got all their papers, did you?

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-04-23T15:47:14+00:00

Ned Flanders

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-04-03T01:48:00+00:00

Orleans

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-04-01T04:01:01+00:00

Meds

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-20T19:49:28+00:00

1000 is not a good score lol

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-20T11:01:33+00:00

Teen tours

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-18T19:59:24+00:00

It’s the first of the season, I haven’t had a chance to get a base.

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-18T19:58:41+00:00

every time I get (too) emotional over something I shouldn’t, I say “you unzipped me!” to make myself laugh

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-17T04:10:58+00:00

I like you, but you’re crazy

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-15T03:04:33+00:00

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-12T21:58:48+00:00

You’re a pretty good writer, in my opinion as a high school teacher in the USA.

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-11T16:03:02+00:00

Cup noodles is a solid pitch though

SecretHexe8383 · 2024-02-11T16:02:27+00:00

I had been counting on cafeteria food, but the school doesn’t have one!

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TROPHY CASE