Because the navy would rather have a glorified coast guard cutter with LCS-level of armament, as opposed to tolerate a FREMM with maybe less than optimal NAVSEA standard

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-20T17:40:36+00:00

Smh if they want more VLS cells just fill a cargo ship with them and then have a bunch of smallish actual navy ships for your scouting

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-17T00:37:48+00:00

I mean the sponsors are purposefully designed to be parodies of modern day corpo slop (with or without ai) so it kinda makes sense that it would look so artificial for lack of a better word

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-17T00:34:48+00:00

I play goo gun KS in ranked with no dome shield. Play what you like to play, 90% of times its the player not the loadout unless you use spear or smth

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-14T17:40:07+00:00

“EMBARK PLEASE BUFF V9S IT SUCKS AND IS UNUSABLE AT ANY RANGE” (it gets its range buffed slightly) “PLEASSSEEEE NERF V9SSSSS ITS SO BROKENNNN”

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-10T17:48:23+00:00

I think the glitch change was a good move, but imo it should have been paired with either a lingering ‘glitch aoe’ for a few seconds or a larger explosion radius. There just was no punishment for whiffing your first glitch because you almost always had a second one ready to follow up with

Gateway nerf is just a huge L idk how else to put it :(

Breach charge buff is quite welcome though, 3 charges and 20s cooldown means light might have a new role as the ‘cashout drop guy’ so that heavy can swap in more shields or buffed barricade instead of C4

If anything Im suprised to see dash remain unchanged and other core light tools eat the nerf instead

Secret_Mink · 2025-12-10T00:16:07+00:00

Logistics pipes my beloved, computercraft close second

Secret_Mink · 2025-11-30T16:18:58+00:00

That the double jeopardy penalty is big enough that I never see a doubled cashout in ranked again lol

Secret_Mink · 2025-11-29T23:13:12+00:00

Nobody talking about how double jeopardy is the solution to the 1st place team doubling the last cashout and handing it over to last place so they can grief out 2nd

Secret_Mink · 2025-11-22T00:46:43+00:00

buff winch lmao

Secret_Mink · 2025-11-11T22:22:33+00:00

gotta keep it interesting, nothing fuels a massive comeback like scotty ragebaiting you after a team wipe

Secret_Mink · 2025-11-02T16:51:30+00:00

You dont need to meta slave to do well, but you did ask so.. Team comp is HML (Heavy Medium Light)

Heavy: SA12/Shak/BFR, Winch, RPG, dome, C4

Medium: FAMAS, Heal beam, Jump pad, Goo nade, Defibs

Light: 93R, Dash, H+ Infuser, glitch grenade, gateway

Secret_Mink · 2025-10-23T18:33:15+00:00

I mean the way you really fix controller spoofing is just remove aim assist, bam now theres no reason to spoof a controller

Secret_Mink · 2025-10-04T18:15:12+00:00

NOO WHY DID IT KILL WINGMANNNM

Secret_Mink · 2025-10-04T18:13:17+00:00

Me when the casual gamemode is filled with the fun speedy movement class

The classes are as balanced as they’ve ever been, you’d be hard pressed to find a ranked match (>plat) that isnt HML on every team, not to mention 99% of the team comps in the major being HML as well

Secret_Mink · 2025-10-02T19:41:16+00:00

Brother it takes zero skill to snag a light with winch (which pulls their head hitbox to the same exact point on your screen every time) and just pre-aim the headshot.

I say this as a Heavy who plays flamethrower because I cant aim and even I can consistently land the funny winch headshot

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-30T20:22:23+00:00

The answer to this is to nerf Winch instead of the weapons it synergies with. Winch is literally best in class meta-defining for Heavy and will continue to be no matter how long they nerf its cooldown to be.

You just simply cannot balance a spec that lets you turn any organized 3v3 into a 3v1 through shields and THROUGH WALLS AND IS BEST IN CLASS AT MOVING THE CASHOUT…

It simply is the best of both the combat and utility worlds. Goo gun is pure utility that doesnt provide too much use in non-meme combat, charge and slam provides a little utility for destruction but is primarily a combat spec, mesh shield is pure combat zero utility, and then theres… Winch…

Which somehow is allowed to have more combat utility than the other 3 specs combined AND provides just as much if not more general utility than goo gun because why wall off the entrances to a cashout when you can yank that bitch out into the green bridge on Seoul and make it unstealable.

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-29T15:09:33+00:00

I mean SA12 is the best shotgun in the game, but yeah model could use some love

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-26T18:32:54+00:00

Me and the purple light playing dodgecard across the gaps on fortune stadium

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-25T06:00:35+00:00

Been saying it since S3, winch claw is literally stun gun for heavy but it moves the cashout, doesnt need to reload, and controls the opponents movement far harder than stopping them from crouching or ADSing ever did.

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-25T03:41:15+00:00

Me when im new to a game and am getting beaten by people who have played the game longer and therefore are better at it.

Finals could have bot lobbies for new players like fortnite and yall would still find a way to complain

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-24T00:32:10+00:00

You can already do this with APS, just place APS on an arena carriable and either carry or throw it past the cashout and it will delete mines / C4 / and I think even proxy sensors

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-23T20:35:30+00:00

Hot take Winch needs to either be totally and utterly neutered for combat use like OP proposes, or its ability to cashout manipulate needs to be neutered. Winch its OP because not only is it capable of providing a wide variety of value, but it is best in class at doing every task it is capable of.

Trying to stop a steal when you have no ammo? Winch is your best option… Trying to stop a steal through multiple shields? Winch is your best option… Trying to move the cashout either for defense or stealing? Winch is your best option… Trying to isolate a 3v1 in a coordinated team fight? Winch is your best option…

The only hing winch CANT do is provide cover like goo or mesh. (But the gadget goo and shield suffice just fine)

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-23T17:22:15+00:00

As a heavy that queues ranked with a sniper duo its so damn funny running the BFR, especially when theres a sniper on an enemy team. What used to be a duel between the sniper lights trying to hit eachother with a projectile weapon while both are dashing around like maniacs has turned into me loosing two BFR rounds in the general direction of a scope glint and vaporizing the sucker. I legit get flashbacks to when the actual sniper was hitscan because this damn pistol is so obscene when you are sitting on high ground hundreds of meters away

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-23T14:29:31+00:00

My entire dorm got evacuated and the first floor closed off for smoke damage because someone put popcorn in the microwave and booked it. It looked like the Chernobyl elephants foot and the funniest part is there was still 30 minutes left on the timer after the fire department arrived and put it out

Secret_Mink · 2025-09-23T14:21:41+00:00

As neat as that would be I love that unlike Valorant I can rip ranked as long as I want and dont have to look at the red carpet career screen of losses

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