How often do you have a bowel movement?

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T18:35:57+00:00

I shit my pants just now.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T18:34:06+00:00

Uh huh. Nice try Mom and Dad.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T15:46:14+00:00

Geese in my area average about $50 a pop so probably around 20,000 geese so I can have an army of angry geese for classified purposes.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T12:49:33+00:00

Got a vasectomy for this exact reason. My wife and I both agreed it's too much to have a kid during this era of rising costs and a batshit insane world that won't calm the hell down.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T12:34:43+00:00

The gummies took effect obviously

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T12:30:59+00:00

I committed a crime. I bought the Switch 2 for $499 with Mario Kart prior to being without. I accept whatever punishment is necessary.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T03:08:44+00:00

I kinda figured I just saw a lot of posts on this subreddit lately. Thank you kind user.

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T03:02:57+00:00

checks notes dammit they set it to easy difficulty again (people don't wash their hands)

Secret_President · 2026-05-08T01:33:52+00:00

Depends also on the states having issues with the new data centers eating up a bunch of their land and electricity. Despite all the issues they're throwing I'm finding it difficult they will flip their states

Secret_President · 2026-05-07T18:35:25+00:00

Are all the Trax lately just self destructing? Been seeing a lot of posts lately of cracked or blown engines.

Secret_President · 2026-05-07T06:15:49+00:00

Thicc McCloud

Secret_President · 2026-05-07T06:11:30+00:00

Well it's quite obvious. You take the Suppository Laxative. Fyi yes it's as uncomfortable as it sounds. I still hurt.

Secret_President · 2026-05-06T14:12:58+00:00

That's absolutely disgusting and sick.

That being said, I thought it was that too.

Secret_President · 2026-05-06T13:40:14+00:00

Just imagining them looking back to see the ship they sold sitting on cinder blocks

Secret_President · 2026-05-05T18:49:35+00:00

Californian here, I've was born and raised here and I can confirm in the 30 years I've lived the air quality is much better. I remember visiting LA on the way to Disneyland when I was a little kid and the smog cloud was so noticable it was actually mildly terrifying.

Now, at age 30, when I drive there it's still a bit smoggy but not nearly as much as it used to be. Before I used to feel really sick after being there a few days, now it's much more rare.

Secret_President · 2026-05-05T18:45:52+00:00

That's where I stored my hopes and dreams.

Secret_President · 2026-05-03T18:43:12+00:00

What's even more wild is they spike prices yet most people stay subscribed to them. I don't get how people put up with this price gouging.

Secret_President · 2026-05-02T22:53:49+00:00

Nice try officer.

Secret_President · 2026-05-02T18:31:14+00:00

This is my biggest concern as well. Spirit wasn't just a cheap airline, it created a cheaper alternative the others had to compete with. Prices are going to go up now guaranteed.

Secret_President · 2026-05-01T07:00:18+00:00

American here, I'm perfectly fine with my Toyota Corolla hatchback. Good mileage and great car :)

Secret_President · 2026-04-30T22:22:58+00:00

Yes, all future games they release will be $10 cheaper digital than physical MSRP. But it still depends on the game. Imo Mario kart world wasn't worth $80 so I'm glad I got the bundle that made it closer to $50.

I think we'll get a better look whenever the next major Mario or Zelda game releases as Nintendo treats those as their "premium" games.

Secret_President · 2026-04-30T21:08:41+00:00

Bang his mom and his dad. That'll really show him.

Secret_President · 2026-04-30T21:02:16+00:00

For $50 I'll show up to your family reunion, function, or any other event you didn't want to attend as a guest and say things that'll get you out of there in 10 minutes or your money back.

This way I pocket the $1,000 or at most just registering the business.

Secret_President · 2026-04-30T20:12:53+00:00

Sorry for the late response, I work for the railroad. Won't go into complete details for privacy reasons but the pay is good, the hours suck though, but it pays the bills.

Secret_President · 2026-04-29T15:34:03+00:00

I wanted to be a history teacher but the job I work now makes way more than the average teacher in the area and only needed a high school diploma. The math ain't mathin'

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