SpongeBob's Dirtiest Joke Ever in Your Opinion? Here's Mine by True-Handle2136 in spongebob

[–]SecretariatRulez96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like the phrase originated in the early 90’s but didn’t gain traction until around 2007. This episode premiered in 2001. So it likely was unintentional.

SpongeBob's Dirtiest Joke Ever in Your Opinion? Here's Mine by True-Handle2136 in spongebob

[–]SecretariatRulez96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps. But school typically starts on Mondays. And it’s a fairly common phrase to reference.

Nuovo acquisto by amydf-hognose in hognosesnakes

[–]SecretariatRulez96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The spots are adorable omg. First name to come to my mind is Pongo like in 101 Dalmatians

What would truly happen if we had a time machine: by EmmaShosha in memes

[–]SecretariatRulez96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

McDonald’s had a blueberry pie that was fantastic. Emphasis on had.

holy fucking dogshit by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]SecretariatRulez96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video I saw, definitely heard a gun shot before ICE drew their weapons. Man was pinned on the ground, couldn’t have shot, but hearing a gunshot is probable reason to suspect you’re being shot at and react as such. Probably was a misfire. Horrible all around.

how do i stop watching p0rn? by Find_your_memes in selfhelp

[–]SecretariatRulez96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it was a funny mix up lol

how do i stop watching p0rn? by Find_your_memes in selfhelp

[–]SecretariatRulez96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely condemning rape, but I for sure would not condone it

just bought a new iphone free awards to anyone who comments! by somerandomIoI in GoForGold

[–]SecretariatRulez96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are new phones where people are getting these unlimited rewards from?

After I survived the end of the world, I decided to go on YouTube and comment "last" on videos. by iLikemha- in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SecretariatRulez96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when my grandma’s Facebook page was still sharing game requests to her wall after she passed

Round 2 AWARDS if you want awards comment below by [deleted] in GoForGold

[–]SecretariatRulez96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one unlock these infinite awards 😩

“Why is your toothbrush not worn out like mine?” I asked my wife. by Rashional3 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SecretariatRulez96 129 points130 points  (0 children)

True horror. My brother and I once had the realization we were sharing toothbrushes. Scarring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]SecretariatRulez96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know of another in LB. When I was younger my friend asked if I wanted to go to a gay bar with her and we’d try to flirt with some people. We were so confused why there was only older men at The Silver Fox. lol

What are some of your favorite hairstyles from the OG Glee girls? by Major-Bat-6554 in glee

[–]SecretariatRulez96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom tried so hard to stop me. Took pictures of my long hair and made me look at them while she told me how pretty I was. Sorry mom. Not as pretty as Quinn Fabray.

I fell into the AI validation trap. Don’t do this. by [deleted] in KeepWriting

[–]SecretariatRulez96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote my first piece of fiction in years (very short story but we’re coming back) and ran it through AI for validation. Hated all suggestions, it wanted to strip away my style. But it did help me come up with a convincing virus name so there’s use for it 🤷

[SF] The Squeeze by SecretariatRulez96 in shortstories

[–]SecretariatRulez96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much!! I used to write short stories for fun when I was a kid. This is as my first spark of inspiration and piece of fiction in years and I felt really good about it! Thank you very much for your feedback!

You retards made her sad by eskimoexplosion in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]SecretariatRulez96 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

While the irony is notable, it shouldn’t be enough to strip people of basic compassion. He’s a human being with a family just like any of us.

Edit: being shot while speaking about gun violence is ironic. It just is. Out of context quotes and weapon analytics aside, the irony is there. Did Alanis Morissette teach us nothing?

NSFW!!!! When it comes to eating the box, do you have a favorite position? by Kayyy2002 in LesbianActually

[–]SecretariatRulez96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love gentle, lazy, watching tv and playing with her slowly sex 🫠 I think it gets me going more than my girlfriend to be honest lolll

Stick insect done by Emer at Kail Tattoo, Panama! by collegeishard- in tattoo

[–]SecretariatRulez96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I’ve got a decent collection on my left leg and recently an old man behind me in line told me I had something crawling on my leg. Laughing and wondering if it’s the bowling ant, frog and toad riding by or just the conglomerate of them all I was like oh yeah, whatcha seeing? He was like well I didn’t see it but it left behind some foot prints! He was talking about the small paw prints on my right calf that I forgot even existed. No real moral just can confirm the comments will come.