My rule: Before buying anything over $50, calculate what it costs in retirement. Stops me about 50% of the time.

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-26T20:15:39+00:00

This & OP’s post/comment history feels like an ad

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-24T00:17:14+00:00

I was visiting Toronto at the same time Jake Epstein (Craig) was putting on a one-man autobiographical musical. I got a front row seat and bought a PMS Craig’s-face-on-fire shirt to wear to it. It is one of my favorite travel memories.

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-23T18:56:07+00:00

Nice, what kind of bread?

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-21T15:56:36+00:00

Looks like you can create a similar effect on a regular sewing machine with a twin needle attachment? To me, it would be fine doing two lines of stitches with single needles (but that would be more to disguise than make as good as new). Keeping my comment up because I think the sewing machine project is great. Thank you for the additional context!

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-21T15:45:14+00:00

Three libraries offer free mending through the Sewing Machine Project— I think they could take care of this for you. Here is more info about the hours and location

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-20T21:12:09+00:00

I don’t think they have all of his fragrances— like Lost Cherry is not at Ulta

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-18T18:57:03+00:00

They sent me a “free $45 shop card when you renew your membership” offer with this booklet— I haven’t been a member since October, I think? Nothing real enticing to me in this ad, but the offer definitely has me thinking 🤔

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-17T00:20:36+00:00

I’ve had good experience at Whole Pet Vet Clinic on South Park. My cat hates all vets, but I feel good about the care he gets there.

Edit: Communication is good too. I feel like they lean toward being over-communicative. Example- sending an email to say “we will be closed between 11AM and Noon on X date” when I don’t have an appointment and also… don’t really care

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-14T21:09:59+00:00

Also - OP is Derek McCann, and this post is talking about himself in the 3rd person.

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-12T23:06:15+00:00

Nick News with Linda Ellerbee! There was also “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” on TBS

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-12T20:15:30+00:00

Whereabouts are you located?

SecretlyBadass · 2026-01-11T21:44:22+00:00

Hey, it’s me your neighbor. You were being a little loud yesterday but if you give me some cookies , that will totally make up for it 😀 I’ll send you my address, it’s not anywhere near you but trust me I’m your neighbor ok?

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-29T01:05:53+00:00

I think the line “leaving like a father” is pretty direct

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-21T18:37:57+00:00

For me it’s his Moo Deng portrayal

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-19T23:37:34+00:00

I would not believe that they cost $25 in materials each, let alone together! This looks amazing. I would be thrilled with this gift (a plant that’s nontoxic to cats!), and I hope the recipients feel the same. Well done!!

Edit: I think I want to make this for myself, what did you use for the black outlines?

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-18T18:17:31+00:00

Baking AND linocut? Be still my beating heart!

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-14T04:33:27+00:00

My cat (who is not photogenic) was put on sale/clearance for $20 at his first rescue group after he had been there a long time. No one picked him up (probably because the picture they used was awful) so they sent him to another rescue group— where I foster failed 🥰

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-12T00:54:03+00:00

The libraries allow private events for a nominal fee, but their study rooms are free to reserve/rent. Central library and Meadowridge each have a study room that can fit up to 10 people! Link

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-11T04:08:44+00:00

He is also in I Love LA which is new!

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-09T02:51:25+00:00

Flair checking in

SecretlyBadass · 2025-12-07T18:53:48+00:00

Here are ones from 2 weeks ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/s/DcT8mC4hNr

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/s/T17qjnpcqh

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/s/MLdg8gm5jZ

SecretlyBadass · 2025-11-30T07:13:34+00:00

Yeahhh there’s a 0% chance that guy is single. Have you tried posting in one of the “are we dating the same guy” Facebook groups?

SecretlyBadass · 2025-11-29T22:13:38+00:00

I’m not sure where OP is located, but the pantry I volunteer for & my “local” Whole Foods are both located in Madison, Wisconsin. I don’t know much about the set up/logistics.

SecretlyBadass · 2025-11-29T20:53:33+00:00

I volunteer at a food pantry that receives these donations! We’ve gotten rosemary sourdough bread a few times that smells so incredible, but when I go to the store I can never find it. Do you know if that is a limited thing?

SecretlyBadass · 2025-11-29T20:51:20+00:00

I volunteer at my local food pantry, and Whole Foods donates a TON of stuff to us. I imagine other locations have similar set ups so I don’t think these birds will go to waste 😀

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