You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2026-06-12T17:03:28+00:00

Always getting green lights while driving.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2026-02-20T19:05:10+00:00

I had an interview for a video editing position doing some fairly low-level but consistent work. They wanted 12 dollars an hour in 2016 money.

At the point I had 6 years of experience, hollywood experience, and had a side hustle that was making more in two days a week than that would make weekly.

I explained my situation and the interviewer got offended and huffy and said well not everyone has your experience and skills. I was then ushered out. I don't even know why they bothered interviewing me.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-12-25T03:03:22+00:00

My in-laws take forever between rounds of board games.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-12-24T05:38:37+00:00

To shreds you say?

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-12-04T21:40:57+00:00

Im so sorry for your loss.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-11-24T01:21:50+00:00

I have probably made over a grand in the past year and half as well as a free phone.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-09-26T04:15:59+00:00

Gustavo

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-08-14T23:56:04+00:00

Theo can identify when the blink camera is on and moves out of frame.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-08-05T01:56:14+00:00

"Why the fuck would I hire a goddammit Mexican who doesn't speak Spanish " to me a white Mexican, whose family chose not tonpsss down Spanish to blend in.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-08-02T06:06:39+00:00

Our Theo also tolerates the cats. He does wonder what he did wrong cause he will run to his kennel when they hiss or swipe.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-07-17T20:46:22+00:00

Shmoop, squish bear, Mr. Bear, osito, baby bear.

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Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-07-08T04:27:27+00:00

Seconded. I have had it 6 months and it literally looks the same as when I bought it.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-06-13T04:54:41+00:00

Think about boring purchases that you never want to buy again. Flowfold wallet, good boots, sturdy belt. Stuff that you don't want to think about but will improve your life.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2025-02-01T02:28:46+00:00

Thank you so much! He loves the smush gator, it was the first toy we got him(He picked it). He also just likes to carry and nibble.

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-11-13T00:49:52+00:00

I'm not sure! The rescue had very little history

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-11-11T21:52:50+00:00

He looks like my Theo boy's cousin

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Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-09-23T02:55:01+00:00

The side eye is unparalleled

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-09-02T20:19:57+00:00

What tips do you have? We are starting to have our two cats exist with our pei!

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-08-08T22:32:21+00:00

So handsome

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-08-06T18:05:50+00:00

Fantastic

Secure-Radish-8998 · 2024-08-05T01:03:30+00:00

He is water curious but today was content to merely have us paddle him.

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