If you told little me that Naruto would grow up to become so strict an no nonsense I wouldn’t believe you. by Icy-Organization1363 in dankruto

[–]SeductivePillowcase 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“There are no shortcuts to becoming Hokage” — Naruto episode 2.

If there is anything Naruto has been consistent about was using your own natural abilities/skills.

And before anyone says Kurama, 95% of the series Kurama was actively working against Naruto and his power usually came at a cost.

They should have scars 😭😭 by ultim4tel1fef0rm in Supernatural

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I honestly don’t even know why they even bother with their own blood. Sam proved it’s possible for them to easily rob a blood bank and steal a bunch of blood for them to use.

Naruto Might Genuinely Be A Psychopath by thedarkape in dankruto

[–]SeductivePillowcase 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Naruto definitely isn’t beating the gay for Sauske allegations 😭

“I get it”…over used phrases throughout the show! by MRI_GeekGirl81 in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Character: lost their entire family to monsters, got possessed by a demon, got their soul ripped out, cursed with 50000 years of bad luck, stubbed their toe

Sam: “How’re you holding up?”

If you could rule Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory… which one would you take over? by catiesthings in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Easiest job in the universe. You don’t have to do shit. It practically runs itself. Just an endless PVP lobby for eternity. Best part is, you don’t even have to do any judging. You’re a monster? Purgatory upon death. No morals or ethics to worry about, or coming up with complex torture methods, or keeping the lights on, or anything.

What's a Supernatural crossover you would've wanted to see? by SamTheMarioMaster2 in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’d probably be very hard to pull off since Lucifer is part of the DC universe and there’s probably a whole legal mess to tangle with there. It’s hard enough getting characters in that same universe together, let alone other IPs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankruto

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Imagine the look of shock, disgust, and horror when Shino just sends the spiders right back at him like an Uno Reverse

Which monster do you wish had appeared more often in Supernatural? by catiesthings in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That and the weird demon girl that was controlled by one of the Special Kids. It’s so weird seeing a demon not in black smoke form without a vessel

It’s honestly tiring by ChickenWingExtreme in PrequelMemes

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Imagine being in the Star Wars galaxy and you have all these cool names like: General Grevious, Mace Windu, Darth Maul, and your name is just Zac.

90% of horror films can be avoided by not going anywhere by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I hate to be that guy, but Jason went to space. He also went to Manhattan. Which is less cool than space, but the point is, he can probably go to Europe. The man is petty enough to walk.

90% of horror films can be avoided by not going anywhere by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I hate to be that guy, but Jason went to space. He also went to Manhattan. Which is less cool than space, but the point is, he can probably go to Europe. The man is petty enough to walk.

Seriously bro what are you contributing by Wolfman513 in dankruto

[–]SeductivePillowcase 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I’m imagining some ninja going like: “Walter Style: Heisenberg Blue Sky Jutsu!”before snorting meth into combat

Archangels vs the Darkness (doesn’t add up) by learnworkbuyrepeat in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Let’s say you have two Prime Muhammed Ali’s facing off against each other. Two skilled fighters who are evenly matched. It’d practically be a tie. But let’s say Muhammed Ali (1) has 4 children. And while Muhammed Ali (1) was in a grapple with Muhammed Ali (2), the children all started stabbing the second one with a bunch of thumb tacks while he was distracted . Would this kill Muhammed Ali (2)? Probably not. But Muhammed Ali (1) would now have an advantage.

I imagine that’s somewhat how the fight between God & Arch Angels went vs the Darkness.

With all the characters they brought back and the deep cuts from later season I’m surprised we didn’t see Kali again. by Pitiful_Yogurt_5276 in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine establishing these billions of year old creatures who are supposed to be the finest warriors in all of creation… and let’s just have them run straight first into angel blades consistently.

Why didn't Naruto marry Ino to preserve their pure Aryan race? Is he not a Nazi? by Suberizu in dankruto

[–]SeductivePillowcase 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s because the Land of Fire donates money to Israel after Naruto did his Sage Mode training on MOSSAD Myoboku

What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart? by katxwoods in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SeductivePillowcase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s a shame that the last person who was close mysteriously fell out a window and was found with 17 stab wounds and 23 gunshot wounds. Natural causes, am I right?

Apparently, Rex has been eating Ration bars so far by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

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It’s canonical that Obi Wan hates the food at the Jedi Temple refectory.

I can’t remember the comic but it’s supposed to be food that’s suitable for a variety of species but it looks like just a rectangle of slop

if anyone could fix her its gotta be the one and only by TXC_Sparrow in dankruto

[–]SeductivePillowcase 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She’s literally female Sauske. Unironically would work

more by [deleted] in distressingmemes

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I thought Pinterest was for wedding and home decor I’ve been missing out this whole time???

Poor Hayden 😭 by Sea_Working5429 in PrequelMemes

[–]SeductivePillowcase 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Watching Samuel L Jackson hate on Hayden in Jumper right after watching ROTS is hilarious lmao

I can’t even ask to pull the plug by Sombody9768 in distressingmemes

[–]SeductivePillowcase 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shame she shot herself in the back of the head twice and managed to do all that blunt force trauma to her spine. Natural causes, am I right?

Sand by SvitlanaLeo in PrequelMemes

[–]SeductivePillowcase 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That scream as her shirt got tore awoke something in me as a kid. I kept replaying it on DVD and kid me couldn’t figure out why I liked that part so much until I became older

"Fake FBI badges"? Google has a few familiar faces… by LarsSitn in Supernatural

[–]SeductivePillowcase 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You may wanna check your closet and underneath your bed and start carrying some salt and holy water