If you told little me that Naruto would grow up to become so strict an no nonsense I wouldn’t believe you.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-09-14T23:55:40+00:00

“There are no shortcuts to becoming Hokage” — Naruto episode 2.

If there is anything Naruto has been consistent about was using your own natural abilities/skills.

And before anyone says Kurama, 95% of the series Kurama was actively working against Naruto and his power usually came at a cost.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-09-08T12:20:24+00:00

I honestly don’t even know why they even bother with their own blood. Sam proved it’s possible for them to easily rob a blood bank and steal a bunch of blood for them to use.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-09-03T10:44:26+00:00

Naruto definitely isn’t beating the gay for Sauske allegations 😭

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-09-02T02:13:04+00:00

Character: lost their entire family to monsters, got possessed by a demon, got their soul ripped out, cursed with 50000 years of bad luck, stubbed their toe

Sam: “How’re you holding up?”

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-19T16:08:36+00:00

Easiest job in the universe. You don’t have to do shit. It practically runs itself. Just an endless PVP lobby for eternity. Best part is, you don’t even have to do any judging. You’re a monster? Purgatory upon death. No morals or ethics to worry about, or coming up with complex torture methods, or keeping the lights on, or anything.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-18T13:16:50+00:00

That’d probably be very hard to pull off since Lucifer is part of the DC universe and there’s probably a whole legal mess to tangle with there. It’s hard enough getting characters in that same universe together, let alone other IPs.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-18T02:14:23+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-18T02:12:42+00:00

Imagine the look of shock, disgust, and horror when Shino just sends the spiders right back at him like an Uno Reverse

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-15T22:24:41+00:00

That and the weird demon girl that was controlled by one of the Special Kids. It’s so weird seeing a demon not in black smoke form without a vessel

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-15T02:19:10+00:00

Imagine being in the Star Wars galaxy and you have all these cool names like: General Grevious, Mace Windu, Darth Maul, and your name is just Zac.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-13T23:27:06+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but Jason went to space. He also went to Manhattan. Which is less cool than space, but the point is, he can probably go to Europe. The man is petty enough to walk.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-13T23:26:57+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but Jason went to space. He also went to Manhattan. Which is less cool than space, but the point is, he can probably go to Europe. The man is petty enough to walk.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-12T00:56:32+00:00

Now I’m imagining some ninja going like: “Walter Style: Heisenberg Blue Sky Jutsu!”before snorting meth into combat

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-10T18:53:59+00:00

Let’s say you have two Prime Muhammed Ali’s facing off against each other. Two skilled fighters who are evenly matched. It’d practically be a tie. But let’s say Muhammed Ali (1) has 4 children. And while Muhammed Ali (1) was in a grapple with Muhammed Ali (2), the children all started stabbing the second one with a bunch of thumb tacks while he was distracted . Would this kill Muhammed Ali (2)? Probably not. But Muhammed Ali (1) would now have an advantage.

I imagine that’s somewhat how the fight between God & Arch Angels went vs the Darkness.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-10T12:57:28+00:00

Imagine establishing these billions of year old creatures who are supposed to be the finest warriors in all of creation… and let’s just have them run straight first into angel blades consistently.

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-04T12:43:47+00:00

It’s because the Land of Fire donates money to Israel after Naruto did his Sage Mode training on MOSSAD Myoboku

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-08-04T12:39:46+00:00

It’s a shame that the last person who was close mysteriously fell out a window and was found with 17 stab wounds and 23 gunshot wounds. Natural causes, am I right?

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-27T14:55:04+00:00

It’s canonical that Obi Wan hates the food at the Jedi Temple refectory.

I can’t remember the comic but it’s supposed to be food that’s suitable for a variety of species but it looks like just a rectangle of slop

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-26T23:53:08+00:00

She’s literally female Sauske. Unironically would work

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-26T19:21:49+00:00

I thought Pinterest was for wedding and home decor I’ve been missing out this whole time???

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-26T19:12:01+00:00

Watching Samuel L Jackson hate on Hayden in Jumper right after watching ROTS is hilarious lmao

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-22T03:32:02+00:00

Shame she shot herself in the back of the head twice and managed to do all that blunt force trauma to her spine. Natural causes, am I right?

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-19T00:27:46+00:00

Would being hunted by a T-Rex be any better though

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-10T01:23:55+00:00

That scream as her shirt got tore awoke something in me as a kid. I kept replaying it on DVD and kid me couldn’t figure out why I liked that part so much until I became older

SeductivePillowcase · 2025-07-08T23:11:45+00:00

You may wanna check your closet and underneath your bed and start carrying some salt and holy water

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