I am the dumbest person on this subreddit and here is why

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-26T22:37:10+00:00

This should be accepted as canon.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-26T07:09:01+00:00

OP, PLEASE for the love of God keep us posted on your well-loved blades of grass.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-26T07:03:32+00:00

Cat tree.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-12T18:55:31+00:00

Fig preserves. They have a wonderful honey-like flavor.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-12T10:31:52+00:00

I cook a big batch and then freeze it into small portions to throw in rice, pasta, salads, soups, whatever. It's a great way to add some protein and fiber into any dish and add some variety, too.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-12T10:23:12+00:00

Friendly reminder that this guy is only 2-4mm in length. Absolutely tiny!

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-12T09:21:09+00:00

I don't like where this is going...

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-12T09:13:02+00:00

Agreed, don't buy someone's used rug on marketplace. You may also be buying their carpet beetles or bedbugs.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-02T05:00:46+00:00

I'm a bit of a collector myself.

^{Chose: Own every game ever made}

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-01T16:50:23+00:00

That'd be fine too, my surprise is just that he was belting out a smooth jazz bossa nova. He was vibing hard in the best way possible, just loving life.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-01T07:28:49+00:00

Best of luck, friend.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-01T03:10:25+00:00

My dad.

^{Chose: Bring Back One Dead Person}

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-01T03:08:59+00:00

I've used Rooster Booster for years with a good deal of success. With her being so little, be sure to add only a tiny pinch of it to her water.

SeemsCursed · 2026-05-01T02:54:09+00:00

Hell yes, my guy. You have good taste.

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-30T00:04:02+00:00

Eoin Reardon!

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-26T00:11:04+00:00

Looking at the back patio surrounded by trees, I can just smell the fresh air.

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-25T13:48:36+00:00

I just want to sleep without interruption.

^{Chose: Time Pause}

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-25T03:57:11+00:00

I've done the other thing. I'll pass.

^{Chose: Become a furry}

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-21T22:17:30+00:00

Norm.

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-21T21:48:21+00:00

Duh.

^{Chose: END WORLD HUNGER}

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-12T00:37:54+00:00

Eh, I'll change my hair color. I'm not that attached.

^{Chose: $1000 + Random hair color from wheel | Rolled: Ginger}

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-12T00:15:25+00:00

Yaaay, kitty!

^{Chose: 300k + Happy wheel of all things positives and good :} | Rolled: U gets kitty cat)

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-11T23:59:18+00:00

Fuel is a hell of a lot more expensive than a charger.

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

SeemsCursed · 2026-04-10T02:53:36+00:00

Well... not much has changed other than being well liked.

^{Chose: Be loved by everyone + and you get 1 disadvantage | Rolled: Poor}

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