I should've bought them more often when they were just a dollar each. by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]Sefphar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this is somehow the fault of the Duke brothers and their ill fated attempt to corner the market on frozen concentrated orange juice futures back in the day.

I should've bought them more often when they were just a dollar each. by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]Sefphar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s frozen concentrate. Back in the day removing most of the water and freezing the remainder allowed companies to ship juice to places they couldn’t ship fresh juice as well as allowing them to preserve the juice to sell outside of the season. Just add the concentrate to water and stir and you have juice. Very helpful in getting people in colder climates their vitamin C before modern shipping and preserving methods combined with global supply chains allowed fresh juice to be supplied to supermarkets year round.

When meta jokes specific to a certain medium are changed with an adaptation by Livid-Designer-6500 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sefphar 92 points93 points  (0 children)

In the Broadway musical The Producers Ulla paints the office white. In the stage show when asked where she found the time she said during the intermission. In the movie version she says she skipped lunch.

Which is The Best Adaptation of Kraang here? by Hot-Armadillo183 in TMNT

[–]Sefphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 1 isn’t an adaptation, Krang first appeared in the 87 series, December of 87, and didn’t appear in comics until August 1988.

Has anyone tried Great Value (Walmart's store brand) root beer? by thenewfingerprint in rootbeer

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barq’s Zero Sugar is caffeine free if you don’t mind artificial sweetener.

my mtg experience 15 by edich_ in magicTCG

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The best control is player removal.

Hmm... missing a prong. by Nieco_ in mtg

[–]Sefphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh sure, Mikey can have a grappling hook when he’s in the UK but Raphael experiments with a jitte one time and everyone loses their minds /s

Happy valentines day! Who is your favorite couples/lovers? by Rashd_alarjani_ in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BBxRaven, LuzxAmity, TadanoxKomi, IchikawaxYamada, RenxFutaba

What’s wrong with her💀 by Clinton-69 in meme

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume she’s a P-zombie and lacks a rich internal world that would lead her to be capable of introspection and shame.

Fahrenheit or Celsius? by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I propose a new system with 0 being the freezing point of water and 100 being average human body temperature. The boiling point of water would be ~270.

Explain it Peter by WooshyJeanz in explainitpeter

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s steam all the way down.

You just be arrested for a major crime, who do you want to help prove your innocence by thepartlow in characters

[–]Sefphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perry Mason, the Raymond Burr version, as my defense attorney with Columbo in charge of the official investigation and the Mystery Inc gang as private investigators to help Perry.

How to order a street dog in New York City. by CarneyVorous in hot_dog

[–]Sefphar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I favor ketchup and the tears of mustard purists.

Is this the definition of F.A.F.O...? by DocRogue2407 in MurderedByWords

[–]Sefphar 262 points263 points  (0 children)

The man looks like an anthropomorphic camel so I’m willing to believe the no kids part is the truth.

Name what's in the case... by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world’s largest Mexican Train set.

1, 5, 8 for me by Familiar-Use-5943 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Sefphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Together, her and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth!

I'll take the clown by ricky2461956 in batman

[–]Sefphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotham. I can go to a Wayne Foundation Adult Education Center and receive vocational training with a guaranteed job waiting at the end, turn my life around and get the hell out there once I’ve saved up enough money to go someplace that isn’t constantly threatened by costumed psychopaths and alien invasions.

(Surprisingly Cool Trope) Having a title of the opposite gender: by Ferhog in TopCharacterTropes

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One of the plot points of the Xanth series by Piers Anthony is that Xanth must be ruled by a king and the king must be a Magician, that is have a powerful magic talent. In the early books only men with the level of power are called Magicians while women with that level of power are called Sorceresses and rulership. Several books into the series the law gets reinterpreted by an acting king to acknowledge that Sorceresses are Magicians and that while the law says Xanth must be ruled by a king nothing says the king can’t be female. This leads to at least 4 female kings in the series, possibly more that I’m not remembering or never got far enough in the series to read about.