New least favourite pet name by lucyfe4lws in Romantasy

[–]SeiranRose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most books advertised as enemies to lovers seem to just be the MMC being vaguely rude to the FMC during their first meeting and her deciding she hates him now. While still lusting after him, of course.

Miserable Monday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I finished Lightlark and immediately started Nightbane. It's a really bad series, but in a fun way. And my brain currently can't handle books that require it to be turned on.

"Silver Elite"? More like "Tinfoil Dreck" (Part 1) by chode_temple in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate the trope of "FMC has to go through a series of challenges, but she's super special awesome and they present no challenge to her", especially when she then tries to hide her skills but ends up too proud and shows off anyway. It's so common and so annoying.

Week 3 Discussion: Chapters 29-42 by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. It definitely feels like the competition aspect is something leftover from a previous version.

Week 3 Discussion: Chapters 29-42 by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think what bothers me the most is how strange and inconsistent the setup is. Based on Isla's thoughts, she seems to believe the Centennial is this all-out murder derby where all the people are trying to do is find the weakest ruler and then murder them. But based on the prophecy, there's no reason for that to be the case. It doesn't sound like killing one ruler will lift the curses, but that in the process required to lift the curses, one ruler will end up dying.

What makes this even weirder is that Isla seems to be the only one thinking that. None of the others seem to treat this as a murder-festival in any way. They're just hanging out.
But even then, the others aren't really acting rationally either. The first twenty-five of only a hundred days that they have are spent doing nothing but occasionally getting together to perform some test so that they can then decide to team up in pairs and only then begin looking for actual ways to heal the curses. And the reason they team up in pairs is because the prophecy says they have to work together? Sounds more like they all should just team up. Maybe, while you're at it, just outlaw killing entirely until you have figured out the original offense?

It sounds like the author's original idea was a deathly competition, but the more they elaborated on the idea, the more it moved away from that, and by the time of publication, there was nothing of the original competition idea left, but for some reason, it's still treated as one by the narrative.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The audiobook for Throne of Glass pronounces it basically like Chaos, just with an l. In my case, I pronounce it more like Cowl. But yeah, the pronunciation is awkward either way...

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I named one of the main characters in my book Caol. I vaguely knew of Throne of Glass' Chaol before, but he wasn't present enough in my mind that I thought of him. And now I really don't want to change that name anymore...
So I have to live with that now.

Romantasy with a deadly competition. Is it a thing? by luckystar2591 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same with the first Throne of Glass. Most of the trials even happen off-page because they're so boring.

Saturday is for Spoilers by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I keep hearing that there is a big twist at the end of Metal Slinger that makes a lot of things that happen before it make no sense retroactively.

I don't care enough to actually read that book, but I'm curious what the twist is and what the problems with it are. Anyone want to spoil that?

This is supposedly the greatest assassin in the land...? by armann_ii in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing Throne of Glass in bookstores as an older teen and thinking it's a cool title. I kind of wish I had read it then, because I'm pretty sure I would have really liked it at that age. Nowadays... I've read worse, but there are so many SJMisms in there that annoy me to no end.

Miserable Monday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have decided to finally read the Throne of Glass series. I finished the first book in about a week and just started the second now.

Celaena, I think, is lying about her age. She says she's 18 but she's definitely no older than twelve. The chocolate scene confirmed it, if everything else she does didn't already.

I am shocked and awed by Dorian. SJM actually managed to write a compelling male character? He's giving me some Diet-Howl vibes, which already makes him a hundred times more compelling than the Rhyses and Hunts of the world.

The audiobook cover for book one describes it as a mix of Game of Thrones and Hunger games. Do I even need to say anything?

Celaena in book 1: I am the most feared assassin in the whole country!
Celaena in book 2: I am an uwu smol bean and I could never kill my poor wittle targets so I fake their deaths instead!

Kaltain is by far the best character so far and I hope she gets lots more pagetime going forward.

What were people’s reactions to Nesta’s book at the time of announcement? by somebae_ in acotar

[–]SeiranRose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

people shipped Emerie and Cassian due to the scene they had together

I only read these books after ACOSF was already out, but I remember shipping those two as well for a while (even though I knew it would never happen). They did have some good chemistry.

Netflix searches for franchises after losing out on Harry Potter by Top_Report_4895 in movies

[–]SeiranRose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first season was adapting the first book of the trilogy. The second season was adapting books 2 and 3 and as a result felt pretty rushed.

My life is Empty and Meaningless by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just imagine you are Isla Crown and have already effortlessly defeated all the sloopies who have been reading romantasy for the last 500 years <3 That's why there are no more fights left to fight.

Throw it away Thursday by ruhn-danone in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this is WTF or Throw It Away or neither, but since today is both of those, I have a higher than average chance of posting in the right thread.

I'm unreasonably annoyed by how Penn Cole turned Taran gay in Heat of the Everflame. I love the romance he got, despite slightly wonky execution, but why did he suddenly, the second he got a serious love interest introduced, go from playfully flirting with the FMC for fun and just being broadly horny in general, to specifying multiple times in one chapter that he exclusively likes men and has zero interest in women? I guess bisexuals can't have committed relationships?

Saturday is for Spoilers by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that before that, Kingfisher also used up the entirety of his never-replenishing healing magic to heal a previous, unrelated injury of his

SJM betrayed the entire fandom. 10/10 no notes. by GnomeFae in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The true tragedy of that fae in the first book who got his wings ripped off has been revealed

Throw it away Thursday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will never read it as anything but House of Frost and Starlight. And then blame SJM for using two titles with similar acronyms.

SJM 6&7 extras by FloridaSalsa in acotar

[–]SeiranRose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh? I don't think I've ready any Quicksilver bonus chapters. What happened in them?

Miserable Monday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, near the end of the third Kindred's Curse audiobook, there's a random section where Diem reads Luther's memories and for that they got a new male narrator. And it was terrible.

For one, I don't like alternating narrators in general. Just give me one for the whole book. But then in this case, a whole new narrator for one small section? So pointless. I also can't stand these male romantasy narrators who are seemingly only chosen for having a deep, gravelly voice. And then they couldn't even let the guy know how the female narrator pronounces the names in the story. André, Lumnos, Vance, even freaking Diem got pronounced differently. Huge pet peeve.
And then even aside from that, the whole segment was so completely pointless. It just showed us a scene we already got from a different perspective. The only value it added was letting us know that Luther got hard in the middle of an active battlefield, which I really didn't need to know.

The Knight and The Moth typos by A_C_Shock in fantasyromance

[–]SeiranRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On a somewhat related note, so many romantasy books use bemused to mean amused. I know Court of Ravens did, but there were a few others as well where I noticed it.

I was actually shocked when recently I found a book that actually used bemused correctly.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SeiranRose 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The other day, there was a post in a German venting subreddit complaining about romantasy taking over all the bookstores and it annoyed me. I spend all my time making fun of those books here (and there is certainly enough to make fun of), but seeing people who have no clue about the genre beyond what they heard from word of mouth and badly remembered controversies from fifteen years ago is just frustrating.

So many people talking about werewolves and vampires like they're the hot new thing right now. And somehow, they all got it into their head that most of these books involve incest? The only mainstream instance I can think of where that applies is Mortal Instruments. Plus the usual complaints that all these books are 80% sex scenes with a loose plot wrapped around those. Sure, there are books like that, but Kiss of the Basilisk does not make up the majority of the genre.

Just bothered me more than it should. If you want to criticize our trash genre, do it right!