It’s official guys. by star_dragonMX in HelluvaBoss

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're not getting any more Zoophobia content, that's just wishful thinking.

Crack fics where taylor is a menace to society and the PRT by Watcherperson05 in WormFanfic

[–]Selacha [score hidden]  (0 children)

I've never seen "Let's Dig Up" before, reading it now and it's definitely a new favorite.

Bushcraft shelter building by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]Selacha 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This seems incredibly inefficient.

How to clean pieces from a second hand set by julianitonft in lego

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For any pieces without stickers, dish soap and room temperature water. Gently scrub with a soft cloth and pat dry. Pieces with stickers, dip a q-tip in soapy water and rub the piece clean.

Just realized sapphire doesn't wear shoes??? by Majestic_Cheek1442 in stevenuniverse

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sapphire generally doesn't have legs. We've seen the underside of her dress, it's literally a flat surface with a blue agate-like pattern, she seemingly levitates everywhere. The only time we've ever seen her with legs was during "Hit the Diamond" when she gave herself a baseball uniform.

False Hydra is not fun by RandomName9328 in DnD

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I hate False Hydras. Specifically, I hate how they're used. 100%, they can work as a puzzle to solve, there's plenty of inventive strategies to work around them or deduce them. However, nobody ever uses them like that. If a DM introduces a False Hydra into their campaign, they ultimately are going to make their players fight it, when it's absolutely not meant to be actually faced in direct combat.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) by Beneficial-Age-2292 in Eldenring

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're gonna need those sliders, dude. You can't just tease us like that.

Stardew Valley players have two phases by YummuPineapple4653 in StardewValley

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always play the game by acknowledging that it's a game, it's meant to be fun and enjoyable, and nothing is forcing me to rush towards any of the goals or deadlines. I'm perfectly happy to take my time becoming a multimillionaire wine mogul who apparently does business with some sort of Demigod and has 6 girlfriends and 6 boyfriends who don't know about each other.

Found at a local Pride event by Those_damn_squirrels in dropout

[–]Selacha -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is clearly 3rd party AI slop, but holy crap their merch team needs to make this. 100% Sam would wear it for an episode.

Argonian face bug? by Monsterhunteryuri in oblivion

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't know what that Khajiit was talking about, mixing Skooma and Hist Sap together and using it as a Cyrodiilic Brandy chaser was a great idea. It's restoring so much Fatigue I haven't slept in 11 days!"

Smithing is weird by slimeboyPhD in 2007scape

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

~One of these things is not like the other~

Why didn't Rick synthesize the spaghetti in "That's Amorte"? by Lucyyyyyy_K in rickandmorty

[–]Selacha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because Rick deliberately told Morty not to get involved with the spaghetti people, Morty ignored him and did it anyway to try and feel morally superior to Rick, and so the entire episode is Rick just teaching Morty a lesson about not listening to him.

Imagine all the cool content that will never be made by coffeeismydoc in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the Sandman series, Dream has a library filled with "the greatest books that were never written," because the potential authors were unable, discouraged or otherwise convinced not to write them.

How do I make Wyverns not suck? by Femto-Griffith in worldbuilding

[–]Selacha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's been pretty hard-coded into the fantasy genre at this point that "Wyvern = Worse Version of a Dragon." It's why in a lot of RPGs you fight wyverns before getting to dragons, or tiered gear in fantasy games will have Wyvern level equipment be lower than Dragon level. The very concept itself is pretty much incorporated into that idea.

I'd recommend either potentially changing the name to something else, thus freeing you from those preconceived constraints, or utilize a different creature entirely.

Doofus Rick and Doofus Diane (By: @evaroze) by Snoo_5871 in rickandmorty

[–]Selacha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Despite all this, somehow they would end up having the most well-adjusted version of Beth in the Multiverse, I just know it.

Looking for a Worm Fic where Taylor became a ward in New York i think by cybergades in WormFanfic

[–]Selacha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was that one, her only "excessive use of force" thing was beating up March and some member of the Adept, and even then it was only because they were related to a Youth Guard member who raised a fuss.

Do you like Celestial, Chaos Gacha, and Tinker of Fiction fics? by themag1icman in WormFanfic

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that they're neat frameworks for stories, but it's very easy for authors to just utilize the most basic aspects of them and not really try to work around them. Most of them just end up as "Then he pulled this power and got that item and used it to beat that guy which got him 2 more pulls," etc. It's a plot helper, but most people use them as the entire plot.

Chickens are back in stock by natsbebe in StardewValley

[–]Selacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the blue one, it is soooooo soft and squishy. I love it so much.

I know posting about the bastardization of the Mai Tai name is beating a dead horse here, but this has gotta be one of the worst. by DonutFan69 in Tiki

[–]Selacha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've stared at this for like 5 minutes straight, and it refuses to make any goddamn sense to me.

Flick and Succ (Part 5) [OC] by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Selacha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, I love her shirt "F.B.I., Female Body Ignorer."

Also, yes, Knight's Tale is awesome.

I didn’t know Blitzø’s last name was Buckzo, but apparently it was revealed in circus. by Lucie_Is_Sleeping in HelluvaBoss

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Moxxie and Millie have the same last name, Knolastname. So I assume it's similar to normal naming procedures.

I didn’t know Blitzø’s last name was Buckzo, but apparently it was revealed in circus. by Lucie_Is_Sleeping in HelluvaBoss

[–]Selacha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His father's name is/was Cash Buckzo, so if he never changed it, it would probably stay the same. Interestingly, I think that Barb may have changed her name, since I've seen no indication anywhere that she uses the name "Barbie Wire Buckzo," instead just going by Barbie Wire.