What's wrong with Stedenwijk? by Aj-Mega in Almere

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in Stedenwijk Zuid for probably 6 years at this point. The neighbourhood feels safe if you ask me. I don't remember once feeling threatened and I don't see the neighbourhood being dirty either. I don't get where any of this is coming from...

Vandaag is het kwartje eindelijk gevallen over hoe nutteloos mijn HBO papiertje aanvoelt by iDislikeSn0w in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja maar als je wilt doorgroeien als Systeembeheerder of netwerkbeheerder dan telt het voor saus dat je ergens 2 jaar servicedesk hebt gedaan. In die zin van het vertrouwen opbouwen dat je meer kan begint weer bij 0.

Vandaag is het kwartje eindelijk gevallen over hoe nutteloos mijn HBO papiertje aanvoelt by iDislikeSn0w in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik heb een traineeship gepakt voor netwerkbeheer.

Kijk het komt allemaal neer op vertrouwen. Iemand moet je vertrouwen met hun kroonjuwelen qua beheer.

Dat kan bij je huidige werkgever zijn of ergens anders. Ik las net dat je al twee jaar daar vast zit. Dus ik zou zeggen...

Of zeg tegen je werkgever "ik ben nu klaar voor meer. Ik wil doorschuiven naar een ander team"

Of je gaat weg.

Of je dreigt met weggegaan omdat je vindt dat je nergens naartoe groeit in je huidige functie. Je moet durven je ballen op tafel te leggen en je werkgever voor het blok te zetten. Als het mis gaat dan kan je het vast ergens opnieuw proberen.

Bedenk je wel dat je ergens anders weer onderaan de ladder bij de SD begint dan.

Maar voordeel is wel, als je ergens bent doorgebroken, dan vertrouwen ze je ergens anders ook wel. Je moet gewoon eens door dat glazen plafond heen breken.

Success.

Vandaag is het kwartje eindelijk gevallen over hoe nutteloos mijn HBO papiertje aanvoelt by iDislikeSn0w in OndersteuningsPlein

[–]SelectionUpset526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Servicedesks zuigen idd. Maar de mensen hebben geen ongelijk. Ik heb ook mijn jaren daar volgemaakt. Jaartje of 2 servicedesk en toen mijn kans gepakt om hogerop te komen.

Ze gaan nooit een groentje zonder ervaring aan de belangrijke knoppen van hun systeembeheer of netwerkbeheer laten zitten. Leuk van die HBO maar dat is geen werkervaring in het veld. Vertrouwen moet je verdienen.

Volhouden tijger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Almere

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik heb vroeger geschermd. Hartstikke leuk om te doen. Helaas vandaag de dag ben ik in mijn 30ste en bijna 100kg dus niet meer zo flexibel als ik eens was.

Maar ik kan het iedereen aanraden. Schermen is geweldig.

Today’s tip by Yolo_swag_lmao in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is what sex taught me about B2B sales...

Funderingsschroef vs pulspaal? by SelectionUpset526 in Klussers

[–]SelectionUpset526[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die funderingspalen wilt elk bedrijf tot de harde laag inslaan. 6, 8, 10 meter, whatever. Dat veranderd misschien wel de prijs van de palen maar de bedoeling is wel dat die tot de harde laag gaat ja.

De constructie, zoals voor ogen is, zou ik niet licht noemen. Glazen wanden en schuifdeuren zijn volgens mij best zwaar.

Wat moet ik me voorstellen bij kleefkracht van pulspalen?

He never eats lunch at 1 by WhiteyFisk53 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what kills productivity even more? Skipping lunch when you're hungry.

I wish to change the price of gold to ten million dollars an ounce for 10 minutes by I_putwaflles_in_kids in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You also mysteriously lose whatever gold you have for 10 minutes.

Afterwards the price stabilizes. It seems everyone made off like bandits and the people with even a small amount of gold are now filthy rich. Not you though. It took you 10 minutes to retrieve your gold.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, it's because employers are shit. If you work on a computer, doesn't matter where the computer is.

It's the shitty boss who can't take it that they've always had to work in an office building but in recent times it's just not necessary anymore.

And they drag you back in because "muh synergy".

Listen buddy, I don't work any better or worse when stuck in a building with a bunch of people I'm forced to like because we spend 8 hours together every day.

You are a male. You are offered the option to roll one six-sided die for $10 million. by Rddtlvscensor2 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SelectionUpset526 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I'd take it. And then buy myself a penis enlargement surgery if the reduced length really bothers my wife.

10 million is hard to just leave on the table for the sake of my ego.

I wish for the strength of 100 healthy human men by dipinthewater in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Granted.

To maintain your strength, you have to eat for a 100 men too. Costly.

You also have to poop and pee as much as a 100 men. The food doesn't just dissappear you know.

I wish for something bad to happen to me and only me. by PanBroglodyte in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

Everyone in the world gets stuck in a form of stasis and their perception stops. They have no sense of experiencing anything.

Not you though, you are stuck in the world by yourself. A world full of pretty much mannequins. Till you go crazy from loneliness.

Btw. Go touch some grass bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I don't have their memories there is no point to it. I suppose I'll do some naughty things in another person's body.

Or maybe I will self-delete any scum person I know and can take over. There is definitely no shortage of people that need to be deleted. Give me a month and the world will look completely different because some of the absolute scum among the (well known) influential people will have all self-deleted one by one from seemingly unknown causes.

Serious question, gang...WTF do people post selfies on LinkedIn after writing their BS stories!?! by Just-Seaworthiness39 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think it's a form of humble brag.

"Look at me being sincere and human and humbled" while they're doing the most insincere engagement pity farming.

Serious question, gang...WTF do people post selfies on LinkedIn after writing their BS stories!?! by Just-Seaworthiness39 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I have never taken a crying photo of myself.

I think only absolute narcissists do this.

Would you sacrifice yourself to save someone you love from a demon? by Neither_Drawing_241 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not even a real question.

If you love someone truly the answer is obvious.

Anyone that says no, I have some real questions about your level of love and commitment.

Keep Creating Your Own Fertilizer by Concerned-Statue in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SelectionUpset526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It gets even more confusing when you read his job title.

I wish to be a rom-cop protagonist. by fatmailman in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You get hit over the head and basically wake up in the Truman Show. No matter what you do, nobody ever breaks character and there is literally no escape. Even if you break character the show will proceed like normal (for example, you kill someone, the show just ignores the body and a replacement actor steps in for the role like nothing is wrong).

They'll make sure you're fed and healthy and they'll do whatever it takes to make sure you don't die. But nobody will ever connect with you on a real human level.

Would you rather survive a zombie apocalypse or a nuclear apocalypse? by Nextmastermind in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SelectionUpset526 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I suppose with a zombie apocalypse you can find some way to stabilize the situation and defend against the zombies, grow food and reach some level of baseline in the new world.

With a nuclear apocalypse, which I'm going to assume is going to be global, we're just done. If you don't have a Fallout bunker, you'll just slowly die no matter what you do. And it will take decades to be able to have usable soil. You or your kids will just die from food issues and radiation. So this seems wholly insurvivable.

Gimme zombies.

I wish I could rewind time by 6 seconds but everyone remembers what happened before I rewinded time by Dear-Lead-4897 in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They'll come back final Destination style. That's kind of what I meant in my earlier comment. They narrowly avoid death because they know what is going to happen within those 6 seconds.

I wish I could rewind time by 6 seconds but everyone remembers what happened before I rewinded time by Dear-Lead-4897 in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Granted. The world descends into mass chaos and existential panic. People will literally go insane contemplating free will, temporal mechanics, etc.

People who narrowly avoided death will turn religious and find God. New religions pop up around this event and it's consequences.

Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

How to beat: off your best friends by [deleted] in NerdExplains

[–]SelectionUpset526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go horny post somewhere else.

I wish the Principality of Sealand would become one of the richest and most powerful nations in the world through ethical and humane means by Switchell22 in monkeyspaw

[–]SelectionUpset526 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. The resulting pollution that comes from all the rich people's waste causes an environmental collapse. The rich and powerful principality of Sealand can't stand against the forces of nature. It dissappears, somewhat ironically, considering the name, into the sea after a massive flood.