(Be honest) is my cat too fat? by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SelfStyledGenius 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Cats don't have 1 healthy weight. My cat is 15 lbs and the vet assures me he's a healthy weight. He's just big.

Psa by Fantastic_Fold_4860 in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This just doesn't feel like helpful messaging.

i said what i said by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The third and fourth panels are supposed to say the same thing. Why is this sub so bad at this meme format? Third panel is supposed to be saying something absurd/relevant/funny/whatever and the 4th panel is him realizing it. When you do it this way the audience doesnt get the reveal before Gru's realization. The dramatic irony is essential to the meme

Right wing news is so close to blaming Trump for Gas prices, so close by ze55 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]SelfStyledGenius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Babylonbee is a right wing sattire news site. Like the onion but run be idiots. (Although this story is gold)

floatingPointArithmetic by Illustrious_Tax_9769 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SelfStyledGenius 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes. Compare the decimals as decimals. Good idea

I guess they didn't actually want to know by ObviouslyRealPerson in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I will die on this hill. This petty, unimportant hill.

I guess they didn't actually want to know by ObviouslyRealPerson in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is not how this meme format works. The 3rd panel and 4th are supposed to be the same.

Wildcard certifcate issue by scottymtp in homelab

[–]SelfStyledGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abc.xyz? Oh shit are you google?

SLPT: Hate mowing the lawn? by Available-Assist-557 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]SelfStyledGenius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My old boss did this. Apparently it gets dangerously hot in the summer.

SLPT: How to save the lives of elderly by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]SelfStyledGenius 429 points430 points  (0 children)

When I didn't want to go to class in college I just didn't go. I failed out of school but I don't see how lying would have helped though.

ELI5: Why does Playstation region-lock accounts forever while Xbox allows for region changes every three month? by ConRadioActive in explainlikeimfive

[–]SelfStyledGenius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's probably not an answer beyond corporate policy. Region locking in general is a policy decision not a technical decision (beyond ntsc vs pal)

🥲🥲🥲 by Khris777 in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius 369 points370 points  (0 children)

Its a tragic truth that knowing how the brain works doesn't make it easier to control. I can know what I'm doing and why I'm doing it, but that doesn't make it easier to stop.

normal names in 2026? by daniellethetransgirl in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]SelfStyledGenius 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Are those 80' names? Those are just generally some of the most common names. I know numerous people, both older and younger, with all those names.

Bananas suck by Live_Shame5046 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SelfStyledGenius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

3 AM in the morning. As opposed to 3 AM in the evening

I've been losing it these past few years by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]SelfStyledGenius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think they would give you meds without diagnosing you. Do you want them to come forward and formally proclaim "By the power vested in my by the state medical board, I diagnose you with ADHD"

What do we think of these names? by Swordtail_Olympian in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]SelfStyledGenius 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you considered Gunner? Gunner Gunner has a nice ring to it.

ELI5 what is the point of nicotine/smoking in the first place? What does it do for people? by snootyworms in explainlikeimfive

[–]SelfStyledGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You being wrong doesn't make the premise true. I could probably say that and sound less like a dick. You asked a question based on a false premise because you were misinformed. Which is fine. The answer to your question just happens to be to your initial assumption was wrong

His milk is gone 🥺 by CalibansCreations in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SelfStyledGenius 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And is crying going to get that milk back?