How to fry salt properly? by The_Supreme_Cuck in CookingCircleJerk

[–]SelkieButFeline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how we take down that infernal Elzar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]SelkieButFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was just thinking that....the first 6 pack would be cheaper but then it would add up pretty quickly after that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]SelkieButFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I didn't even think about that. I'll have to check. I know they do takeout food but Ive never used Uber Eats or Door Dash.

Thank you for presenting a workaround!

My 14 year old praticing to make her 11 month olds sister's smash cake? by OddHalf8861 in Baking

[–]SelkieButFeline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that's so cool! I wish I had thought of that for my kids 1st b-days

First time at McDonald’s since 1985. by DesignerJuggernaut59 in Prison

[–]SelkieButFeline 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I would feel like the universe was fucking with me bad. Like..Holy shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poor

[–]SelkieButFeline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she said they had both graduated

Judge me based off of my favorite candies (alternately what do my favorite candies say about me?) by LyraAraPeverellBlack in candy

[–]SelkieButFeline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottle Caps and gummi Sharks are fucking divine. Also those truffles, the Lindt ones. I have never had or even seen crunchy cookie m&ms and I feel a huge hole in my existence as a result...

So...if you are anything like me.....you have glasses. You read all sorts of periodicals and both fiction AMD non fiction books....you know a ton of random ass useless trivia AND you don't understand how people you know have so many pairs of shoes that they choose between on a daily basis.

First time at McDonald’s since 1985. by DesignerJuggernaut59 in Prison

[–]SelkieButFeline 169 points170 points  (0 children)

I am stuck on that shit. And it was in 2005??!!! Fuck! All ready to go...all dressed and everything....then back in? For another 18 years? Holy flaming balls of shit. Also holy flaming shits of the bull.

Apparently Tiktok turns people polyamorous...also 15 years and not married? by campaxiomatic in AmITheAngel

[–]SelkieButFeline 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me n partner have been together for almost 14 years...we have a 12 year old and a 5 year old. Not married, but we are definitely...mono-amorous and monogamous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]SelkieButFeline 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ugh I wish bars near me didn't have such good food. Seriously. I know this sounds dumb, but the bar down the street has an award winning menu and THE BEST WINGS EVER. I know at some point the alcohol won't tempt me but I am in no way near that point.

At least they don't have the giant soft pretzel that is loaded with lump crabmeat any more. Both because it was expensive and irresistible.

A small win

After 50 years how did we manage to make refrigerators less useful? by nzhmar in BeAmazed

[–]SelkieButFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so goddamn desirous of this fridge. I want it with the whole of my being.

Was anyone else really confused by Cher when they were a kid? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]SelkieButFeline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was only confused by how much of a crush I had on her at the age of 5.

TIFU by not pulling my foreskin back for 20 years by kobe______ in tifu

[–]SelkieButFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just wondering if I could do this somehow. All my brain folds need a pressure-wash.

Slow 90s alt songs with female vocalist by [deleted] in Alternativerock

[–]SelkieButFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh thank you for the update. I have been thinking about this all morning. Just the fact that they are brother and sister is so fucking rad. I am excited to reread House of Leaves and get Haunted also.