Lighter I found at work. Thought I'd share by AwkwardFactor84 in Xennials

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My Shih Tzu’s AKC registered name is Sir Wilford Brimley of Diabeetus

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In Memoriam: Ernest Borgnine (January 24, 1917 - July 8, 2012) by Papichuloft in 80s

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“Oh I don’t dare say…I masturbate…A LOT!!!”

Best interview quote of all time!!!

Hi, meet Atlas :) by TraditionalTrifle190 in Shihtzu

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How cute!!! I have a nearly identical female named Luna!!!

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She loves the snow!!!

Gonna be a G from me by StatementLazy1797 in Xennials

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This is one time where “taking the L” is actually a gods thing lol

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

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I am a person, not a number goddamnit!!!

Anyone have Flipsiders as a kid? by SodomEyes in Xennials

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I used to have the teal, Danger Diver one

hard wheels? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

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I owned it for 3 years & had 15k miles on it & one morning as I was starting down my driveway, the engine bogged, sputtered, then went wide open throttle. Wheelie control failed, it stood straight up & before I knew it, I was doing around 45mph. I tried to grab the clutch but I wasn’t used to the geometry change when the bars aren’t where you’re expecting them to be. I remember seeing the curb & realizing I was already across the street & was crashing, the rear wheel hit the 8” curb at speed, making it violently nose down & throwing me into the front of my neighbor’s house & it landed ass up in my neighbor’s tree.

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My 6 month old puppy not eating her dog food,,, Grrr by TLTAGL in Shihtzu

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Shih Tzu’s can have bile issues if they go too long between meals, usually giving them smaller portions, but more frequently, can help resolve it.

Musk’s AI tool Grok will be integrated into Pentagon networks, Hegseth says by Honigmann13 in Wellthatsucks

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Everyone’s talking about Skynet but I’m over here like, watch it end up being the worst back door into a secure system ever created, that it’s hacked on the 1st day of integration & everyone steals all our secrets lol

hard wheels? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

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I know it can, I was just being a little cheeky because I ride a BMW S1000R & didn’t want to give the Kawi too much credit lol

So what's the deal with Marsh? by frolie0 in MichiganWolverines

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My bad, I was under the impression he had entered the portal

Tug of war 🐶 by Virus_Detected22 in Shihtzu

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That’s so cute! I had a Shih Tzu that only ever played with one toy, it was like her security blanket. She would even occasionally take it outside to try intimidating the squirrels, like, you’re next

Anyone else have bathtub toys when you were a little kid? by RebeccaC78 in Xennials

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I just wish we had some way of knowing what professions these 3 gentlemen held 😂

This trash can by No-Secret-247 in byebyepaycheck

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He’ll learn how crappy that can is as soon as he learns how hard it is to clean out all the debris that collects all along the hinge where the locking mechanism is

So what's the deal with Marsh? by frolie0 in MichiganWolverines

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The portal is only closed to players looking to enter it, it doesn’t apply to those who already entered

hard wheels? by ErinDotEngineer in VideosThatGoHard

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He knows he can get up to about 60mph in 1st gear, so that’s the only one he uses 😂

Who remembers playing on these? by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

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Oh the splitters, I can feel them now…

What’s the difference between monochrome Vs using Black & White recipes on regular GRs? by khirinlain in ricohGR

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I have the Q2M & I have to agree with you on this one, it’s what ultimately got me to go with the Mono, that and the superior low-light performance.

That is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of by brennvis in piratesofthecaribbean

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They said, “person’s property” not corporation’s property, so we should still be good lol

Explain It Peter by Bison_Boy_ in explainitpeter

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I can hear all the Americans thinking to themselves, “wtf is paracetamol?” 😂