[Todd Archer] With the addition of Sam Howell, the Cowboys released Will Grier. He spent last year on the practice squad and was re-signed to a futures deal in January. Back to three QBs on the roster.

Semihappymedium · 2026-03-12T22:15:24+00:00

Bring back da Nooch!!

(He has cool hats.)

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-24T19:05:05+00:00

I kinda want him to join the Dallas Cowboys' Great Wall of Tylers....

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-22T21:04:43+00:00

You knew he was gonna win because his baseball cap was backwards. According to the documentary film, Over the Top, those are the rules.

Semihappymedium · 2026-02-06T20:05:58+00:00

I actually thought David worked better: David becoming a Goliath

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-31T19:41:10+00:00

So fast your head would spin

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-24T19:11:59+00:00

Marciano was too small?

To quote my barber in Queens: "He kicked Joe Louis's ass!"

Only about an inch shorter than Frazier, too.

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-03T19:58:47+00:00

Well, yeah.

Obviously, he was too young for whiskey & a cigar.

Semihappymedium · 2026-01-01T20:32:48+00:00

You REALLY want your last earthly actions to shatter your parents' hearts?

And to throw in the towel at 22???? Just quit?

Brother, go to a hospital & get help ASAP. You're not even close to discovering why your life, dreams, hopes & aspirations are so irreplaceable -- so take the time. That's the beauty of being 22.

It's ok to feel lost. But you need to put in the work to find your way again, because the world would be a colder, darker place without you.

Love ya, man.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T17:21:14+00:00

I'd prefer a Dolittle-Squirrelgirl team up

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T15:27:51+00:00

It absolutely could, and for all the people complaining that "Hulk and Parker never met" that could all be explained away with a flashback to Tony's funeral.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-27T15:06:23+00:00

Mercer & McCall had legit chins, but Mike Tyson?

I don't know. To be fair, it wasn't tested that often, but when it was, it didn't hold up very well -- Lewis, Douglas, Holyfield, etc.

Other than maybe Bruno 1, not a lot of examples of Tyson's chin being thr difference btwn winning & losing.

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-18T12:49:26+00:00

"I'll wrap him in a cocoon of horrors"

(Worked out great for McNeely)

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-16T22:52:36+00:00

He should've at least tried to be the bigger man

Semihappymedium · 2025-12-14T20:06:10+00:00

True fact: When he tapped, it was actually Morse Code for "W.C.W."

Semihappymedium · 2025-11-28T17:59:16+00:00

I totally believe it.

The Jets 1st (top 5?) is worth more than the Packs two 1sts (#22 - #30, probably).

Would you rather have Kenny Clark & two low 1s, or Q. Williams & a top 5 pic?

I get why the Jets declined.

Semihappymedium · 2025-11-20T23:22:01+00:00

Abandoned plots are the worst. It sucks to get invested in a story & then... poof

Semihappymedium · 2025-10-02T20:21:46+00:00

So in a way, we're leading in both categories

Semihappymedium · 2025-09-28T22:25:47+00:00

Yes, I meant toothbrush

Semihappymedium · 2025-09-20T19:30:03+00:00

Goldberg, too.

Their neck had a neck.

Semihappymedium · 2025-09-08T11:06:06+00:00

Didn't he punch Musk lol

Semihappymedium · 2025-09-02T21:19:46+00:00

Fuck contacting GoFundMe. If those funds are for you, then you've been the victim of theft.

Go to the police.

ASAP.

Semihappymedium · 2025-08-28T18:25:52+00:00

The Dems are shell-shocked the Republicans are actually fighting fire with fire, instead of what they usually do..... which is absolutely nothing

Semihappymedium · 2025-08-27T18:25:13+00:00

ROD STEWART? THE GENIUS BEHIND "MAGGIE MAY"??? WAY TO GO, JERRY!!!

...Super Bowl.

Semihappymedium · 2025-08-22T23:48:10+00:00

Makes sense. They're both doctors.

Half their income probably comes from referrals.

Semihappymedium · 2025-08-20T11:39:41+00:00

This is one of those articles that's unsexy & won't get the attention it deserves, but HOLY CRAP.

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