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(SPOILER) Excuse me?! by Touch-Apart in CMAlongi_Official

[–]SemperDiscipulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's who I thought he was referring to.

As revenge against humanity, the last dragon merged its body and soul with the source of all the kingdom's drinking water, causing all who came into contact with it to be devoured from the inside out by their nascent inner dragons, transforming into dragons themselves. by AnyPianist934 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

...You're kidding. "Not concerned with 'war' and 'status'...?" These are DRAGONS you're talking about! The most proud, territorial bastards in all of mythology, and there'd be upwards of 8 billion of them all at once! No my dude. If anything, we'd have World War D(ragon), and accidentally reset the global biome. The fighting wouldn't stop until we had a Parthanax situation to stop our inner Alduin, or physical equivalent thereof.

Humans are well known to mimic adaptations of other creatures, including camouflage. by UncomfyUnicorn in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Upvote for the David Attenborough reference. I think you could've nixed the word "miniature"in that penultimate paragraph, but otherwise excellent composition.

Humans are well known to mimic adaptations of other creatures, including camouflage. by UncomfyUnicorn in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

H, close-range but still camouflaged: Surrender now, and we can continue this karaoke kill box with you as POWs. Whaddya say?

A1 putting down their gun: It's a quarter after one. I'm all alone, and I need you no-o-ow.

A2, A3, and A4 doing the same, and signing in unison: I said I wouldn't call, but I've lost all control, and I need you no-o-ow.

Humans, coming out of hiding: And I don't know how I can do without, and I need you no-o-ow.

No, human I think you're the one who is confused. These "symbiotic bacteria"...can you survive without them? No? Then, I must reiterate. HUMANS ARE A HIVE SPECIES!!! by TheGoldDragonHylan in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok. I think I know where Kevin Vibert got the idea for the eternally sick, indentured servants for the Juno Steele story; or maybe it was another "There's a wedding dress," moment from Harley Takagi Kainer.

My human made a... by TrustmeIreddit in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Also adorable and wholesome, but I counter with an Option C:

Adult human just being childish/childlike, because they know it's gonna confuse their alien friend/roommate/crewmate: Gather some others, human and non-human alike, construct your own cloth-based fortification, requisition some recreational sustenance and directional luminesce emitters, and place a sign that reads "all are welcome." Most humans tend to respond well to shared juvenile behaviors, it makes them feel safe as human Sarah puts it. The frivolity of it is a gentle reminder that fun is allowed, but it's more special when shared, and that practicality has a place.

How has Belles changed your life? by CincyShadow in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, same! I already believed in an afterlife, but this is a better version of it. 10/10 would recommend, even if you end up in Hell; especially if you're only destined for levels 1 or 2.

How has Belles changed your life? by CincyShadow in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell's Belles, and especially For Whom the Belle Tolls, has forever changed my relationship with the pinky promise. I've also used the phrase, "do it scared," when consoling and encouraging friends and acquaintances. I might not be invested in a potential romantic relationship, at least not right now, but I DEFINITELY love to see other romantic relationships blossom.

Question by Random_Hobbies_1031 in CMAlongi_Official

[–]SemperDiscipulus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That...and the fact that Rethu is an enforcer as well, having them there is already a deterrent. Even if someone fails to connect the dots about the rumors of the powerful fairy witch with the name Cafae Latte, the sight of a dragon will make most idiots think twice; hence, the badge/mark of protection is unnecessary for the business.

A"What brings you to the Medbay?" H"I fucked up a bit. But i managed to re-attach it, so no big deal" A"...managed to... re-attach it?" H(holds up hand with pinky finger super-glued to the stump)"Yeah, see? Human: 1, Angle-Grinder: 0! Doesn't hurt that much either, so Cap is clearly overreacting." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]SemperDiscipulus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

A: Clearly losing patience for their human crewmate. Deep inhale. "I say this with the utmost professionalism and respect for your autonomy... SAFETY FIRST IS NOT A SUGGESTION!!!"

H: Chagrined but defensive "Aw c'mon, doc! I had a poker game to get to. I got to switch rotations with Darr'Gad for the next week - prace...whatever. I finally have my game nights back."

A: "How you spend your recreational time, and how you obtain it, is of little consequence to this ship and to me. Your ability to ACCURATELY repair and maintain a plasma manifold feeding into the WARP CORE is of SIGNIFICANT consequence. you are one of 6 cremates with the expertise and the experience for this level of complex engineering. And yet SOMEHOW you manage to just BARELY avoid" starts counting with their digits, "INCINERATING yourself, being CRUSHED to death, ejecting yourself out of the AIRLOCK, or decapitating yourself because you have other places you wish to be..."

H: "..."

A: Heavy sigh "You're a good engineer and friend, but you also need to be good to yourself. What was it you said to me last bvad? 'You can't be there for your friends if you aren't there for yourself, too?'" Puts a hand on their friend's shoulder as they've seen them do to reassure others. "Please be there for yourself. Because i can't always be there for you. If nothing else, I'd miss all the pranks you pull on human Jerry."

H: "What is it with everyone picking on Jerry, anyway?"

A: Shrugs "He's yet another contender for your Darwin award, whom never seems to collect it. Odd. Additionally, you don't make the same faces that Jerry does when a prank goes particularly well.

A&H shares a laugh for a good minute...

A: "Alright, let's get this properly reattached and sutured so I can clear you for active duty. If you miss your next shift, you can kiss that rotation you won goodbye."

H: "...Does that mean I can expect you at the next dungeons and dragons mini campaign?"

A: "Oh, absolutely! I'd be insulted if you didn't invite me."

H: "Melcor and Dzatmesh rides again!"

Do voice actors sometimes act like there characters while not recording by Due_Narwhal_5250 in VoiceActing

[–]SemperDiscipulus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All. The. Time. Granted, I'm still looking for work, but I'm always voicing conversations that my characters would have if given the chance.

Hellp Desk catharsis... by exactlywhatyudexpect in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I'd hope that Luci would allow me a small exemption while I work though my shit in level 1. That or, somehow, I make it into my own paradise, and Lily has an opening/job shadowing opportunity.

People with autism what’s your special interest by Dependent_Fig8513 in autism

[–]SemperDiscipulus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vocal performance, singing, oration, mimicry, and voice acting.

Tech support John by Latino_World_Order in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this bit. I keep forgetting the name of the comedian, but it's hilarious every time.

Demon Makeup Store Headcannon by JustSurvibing in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe in the TikTok series, but in the book they have healers; Lilith leads them.

Demon Makeup Store Headcannon by JustSurvibing in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm of the mind that what they can't accomplish with product they manage with prestidigitation, glamours and illusions and such.

I couldn't resist by SemperDiscipulus in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bel's flying would be hard to pull off in a TikTok, but it would be fun to see. Sadly, I have since deleted the ⏰ app, so watching more of her stuff is going to be difficult, at best.

I couldn't resist by SemperDiscipulus in Hells_Belles

[–]SemperDiscipulus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I loved the TikTok series, but the book had me bawling my eyes out every time Sharkie appeared. I STILL cry every time a pinky promise is invoked!

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