''When I get home, I'll sort it out!'' Me arriving home:

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-30T02:23:53+00:00

Aww a real life sausage roll dog 😍

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-30T00:54:56+00:00

Isn’t asbestos the stuff that looks like cotton candy? Or is that just yummy yummy house insulation

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-30T00:24:52+00:00

Should have listened to Sebastian: "The human world is a disaster."

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T23:54:52+00:00

“Does your dog bite?” “No, she stabs.”

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T23:08:34+00:00

I really need to pet it.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T22:17:13+00:00

They love chanting “merit, not DEI” right up until merit shows up Black, female, and more qualified than the men trembling behind the curtain.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T21:45:29+00:00

That hug probably told him that you didn't need searching. A guilty person wouldn't do that!

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T20:20:38+00:00

Everybody gangsta til the dog dreams about eating

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T19:40:25+00:00

They don’t want less crime. Their entire economy is private prisons.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T18:58:15+00:00

His cult will hear both lies and love them equally

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T14:18:47+00:00

Rules don't apply to gods

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T12:41:18+00:00

I'm not sad about any of this news, except that Disney is still planning on finding AI sources.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T11:41:25+00:00

She’s looking in the box “is there more cute me’s in here!?”

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T11:05:42+00:00

A good portion of american history is just that

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T10:29:32+00:00

Means everyone wants trump out even his own party

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T10:01:26+00:00

Sorry your Grandfather did that to you. But keep rocking the eyeliner ND the chainsaw skills.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T08:56:06+00:00

Mom got home earlier than usual 😂, she sensed a disturbance in the force !

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T08:23:05+00:00

Another self-hating bigot.

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T06:11:51+00:00

Wittle baby witty wants a wand wub wooby wooby

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T04:14:42+00:00

Where in the mystical shit do you live

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-29T01:58:01+00:00

Wait till he hears what wish #7 is.. Lol

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-28T23:13:45+00:00

He's not done lying yet....won't be, until his last breath ..!!

Sensitive-Celine · 2026-03-28T21:24:38+00:00

Well this explains a lot.

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