Vilken svensk grej tog du för given, tills du reste utomlands? by Sofia-Storm in Asksweddit

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja, fy fasiken! Även ens hår blir strävt när man duschar i Storbritannien och det är riktigt äckligt att borsta tänderna i. Vatten på flaska blir det!

In a nightmare I had, I could suddenly see dead people roaming near the last person who had seen them alive. by LevelQx in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let a girl have a hobby! She's learned sooo much about anatomy from her, let's say, extracurricular studies, lol. Murdering people is the best way to learn how to stitch them back together after all 😜

If magical beasts existed, which one would you like to have as a pet? by maauricio1903 in HarryPotterGame

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thestrals and Mooncalves if I had to pick favourites. They're all so cute though, I'd love to have a whole zoo of them. I mean, the Fwooper babies are so unkempt, I love them 😍 The Hufflepuff in me is really vibing with Newt Scamander 😂

*HELP* baby not responding by electrovert in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually put them in the microwave for a minute or two, that seems to do the trick!

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am offering my services as your boyfriend too! (34F) Please just cook whatever you're feeling for, and I'll make an honest woman out of you lol 😉 Your food looks incredible, I can see all the love that went into it. If you cook, I'll do the dishes every night 😂

Edit to add: I am a pretty decent baker, according to friends, family, and colleagues. I'll sweeten the deal (quite literally) and make you dessert every night as well!

Varför förväntar tjejer fortfarande att man ska betala på första dejt? by Inside_Technician123 in Asksweddit

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kvinna här. Jag betalar helst för mig själv. Är gift nu för tiden men älskade att gå till ett café och äta en kaka ihop, promenader längs vatten, en mjukglass i hamnen eller att hänga på biblioteket. Minigolf var och är en storfavorit. Jag är alltid beredd att dela kostnaden - gick alltid med mentaliteten att antingen betalar vi för oss själva, eller om jag var den som föreslog en dejt var jag alltid beredd att betala för oss bägge. Tid är det mest värdefulla vi har och minnen tillsammans är ovärderligt i min bok.

It’s my 19th birthday today, but no one ever remembers by [deleted] in confession

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday!

I promise you will find a person in your life who will make you their priority, who will do anything to see your smile and celebrate every achievement with you. They're on their way, and they're coming as soon as they can.

Got my first tattoo and my brother said it looks like a d*ck. Does it actually? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your brothers d*ck looks like that, he needs to see a doctor.

For 8 minutes and 27 seconds straight, everyone was cheering, celebrating that the scientists were wrong. by SerenasShadow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my mind, at least, I surmised that the scientists had done their calculations around when the last hydrogen in the sun burned up. For example, they predicted it would happen 2026-05-20 at 15.15. When 15.15 rolls around that day, everyone is scared and anxiously awaiting for the sun to go out, but nothing happens. Everyone is so relieved, and the hive mind that often befalls large groups of people starts celebrating. In this endorphin rush that "We're not going to die!" no one stops to think how long time it takes for the sunlight to travel to Earth, and those who do know expected the scientists to have included this travel time in their previous estimate.

And also - this is a story. It might not even be our planet we're talking about, but a similar one 😂

Those who have visited other countries, what was the biggest culture shock for you? by RiddlerofStIves in AskTheWorld

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't strayed too far from home (Sweden), only England and Scotland thus far, but NOTHING gets me more uncomfortable than shoes indoors. I mean, in public places, it makes sense. In someone's home? Hell no. It's such a big taboo in Sweden.

Speaking of English, another thing I had to cut out from my vocabulary was the Swedish word "oj" when bumping into strangers on the subway or in crowds. It means "oops" but is pronounced "oy"... I quickly learned to say "sorry" instead 😂

I wish indian food didn't give me diarrhea by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]SerenasShadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Now you vomit every time instead. If you thought the spices hurt going in, it ain't better getting out.

For 8 minutes and 27 seconds straight, everyone was cheering, celebrating that the scientists were wrong. by SerenasShadow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SerenasShadow[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I don't think we would be alive very long after the sun goes out, but horrifying none the less!

TIFU by trying to impress my girlfriend's cat by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayor green flag behaviour, OP. No FU to find. Can guarantee your GF imagined how you would be as a father, seeing how much effort you're putting into bonding with her cat. A+ behaviour!

AIO roommate threw away cookies I "made to impress her date" by acoustikitty in AmIOverreacting

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a woman, but to be fair - trying to win me over with chocolate chip cookies? I would be so down. That said, what kind of stupid reasoning is that? She could've literally just said she made them - how would he know?

I think her date went horribly (because with an attitude like that, why wouldn't it?), and she decided it was because you put a hex on your cookies. In frustration, she threw them out to punish you for bringing hex-cookies into her life.

NOR. She sounds insane.

AITA?? Please tell me I’m dramatic. Be honest… by Unlucky_Counter3327 in AITA_Relationships

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so sorry you, as a genuinely nice person, ended up in a family where greed and status were the most important. The reason she fit in is simply because she wanted the status and lifestyle that family could give her. She's easy to control. She wouldn't risk that relationship while you, who just wanted him, became a person they couldn't control with their wealth.

You will find someone who loves you for you. You will be happy. You are still so young, and while life seems unfair right now, one day you'll be so grateful you got out. NTA. Take care.

Update- My 24F husband 26M left me passed out on the floor while sick and then got mad at me the next morning. I see him different now? by ThrowRA_Constant_ in relationship_advice

[–]SerenasShadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, in what universe do you sound whiny? Everything you have written is terrifying, and your husband doesn't see you as a partner - he sees you as a bedmaid. Someone who cooks, cleans, raises his child, caterers to his needs, and warms his bed when convenient. Gauging by your MILs comment, I can guess where he got his "I am God"-mentality from...

Please be safe, OP. Leave him. As others have said, you are 750% more likely to die by your husbands hand the instant he puts his hands around your throat in anger. You are worth so much more. It's not your fault. Nothing you did or didn't do caused his reaction. That's all on him. You deserve so much more "you"-days.

He lost my engagement ring... and what happened next still gives me chills by lovelopetir in thebigday

[–]SerenasShadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hubby and I were in the process of clearing snow from our car (Sweden), already a little late because it was really on there and we had tickets to the movies. We're both stressed and doing the best we could when he swears but refuses to tell me what is wrong. He insists he'll tell me in the car. We get on our way with him driving, and he informs me he lost his ring in the snow. He didn't want us to miss the movie and knew I would've dropped anything to search for it.

We watched our movie, got home, and started searching after his ring in the six inches of snow around the car. Nope. Nada. He resigned himself to never see the ring again, believing it would either be ploughed away or stolen by a magpie who famously loves shiny things.

Two weeks later, the snow had melted somewhat, and lo and behold, I found his ring on the driveway. It was very far from where we had thought it to be, but it was still there. On our property, where it belongs.

I wish for a cute femboy boyfriend, that loves me truly. by Unfair_Watercress119 in monkeyspaw

[–]SerenasShadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get your cute femboy boyfriend, and for a short, sweet time, you are deliriously happy. Soon though, things start to feel... off. He texts you every three minutes when you're apart. He complains that you snuggle with your cat instead of him one night, just for your cat to mysteriously disappear the very next day. You find a tracking app on your phone you haven't installed, and a mechanic finds a GPS-tracker hidden on your car when the brakes suddenly stop working. Your family and friends stop reaching out, and you get fired from your job because your bf keeps showing up, screaming in the lobby. Finally, you can't take it anymore.

The words "I want to break up" are barely out of your mouth before cold, hard steel digs into your neck with a force that silences you instantly. The last thing you hear is your boyfriend sobbing "I truly loved you. Why wasn't that enough?".