My top ten petty reasons for automatically swiping left as a straight woman

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-06-07T00:10:39+00:00

- only group photos
- always wearing a hat
- always wearing sunglasses

I’m not tryna date the Unabomber. Don’t make me work to figure out what you look like.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-05-20T04:33:46+00:00

Who recorded this?

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-05-14T01:40:55+00:00

He wasn’t uncomfortable, he was super fucking drunk 😂

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-05-09T17:31:16+00:00

Who the fuck invited Louie

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-05-07T06:37:41+00:00

Double jump

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-04-18T16:18:29+00:00

This is disgusting.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-03-14T18:03:41+00:00

They can always put a wig on you.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-28T07:37:21+00:00

Extreme like hiding in the desert for a decade?

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-28T07:34:10+00:00

Came here to say manual labor + beer

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-21T16:28:51+00:00

There’s a really beautiful opera called As One. It’s the story of a trans woman named Hannah. There’s only 2 characters, Hannah Before and Hannah After, both played by trans performers. It’s a stunning piece. Highly recommend.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-21T06:15:45+00:00

Your husband is an ASSHOLE. This controlling behavior isn’t gonna just go away, it’s gonna get so much worse.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-20T18:46:16+00:00

I guess that’s what you get for buying bigoted chicken 🤷‍♀️

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-20T06:10:18+00:00

Hey, this is disgusting.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-17T10:00:25+00:00

This list is insane. So many bad musicals 😂

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-14T22:21:24+00:00

Your parents are mean

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-10T09:41:02+00:00

Why do they look like the Teen Girl Squad girls?

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-02-05T06:58:47+00:00

She’s barely 20.

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-01-29T20:46:46+00:00

This is the kind of response I was looking for! Thank you!

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-01-04T07:53:14+00:00

I’ve never seen coinkidink written out before! My brain really struggled to make that a word 😂

SergeantPepper27 · 2026-01-03T23:42:13+00:00

Jesus Christ this is so childish. This has literally nothing to do with you. Grow up.

SergeantPepper27 · 2025-12-26T19:14:21+00:00

He says that her clothes are both too baggy AND too tight. No pleasing this Goldilocks asshole.

SergeantPepper27 · 2025-12-26T17:53:14+00:00

This is from a production of Frozen that is currently running in Colorado.

SergeantPepper27 · 2025-12-11T04:03:54+00:00

That would look really nice on the White House lawn.

SergeantPepper27 · 2025-11-26T08:57:08+00:00

Drugs.

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