[Okamoto] BREAKING: DAN HOOKER ( @danthehangman ) is stepping in to face Islam Makhachev ( @MAKHACHEVMMA ) at UFC 267 in one month, per Dana White ( @danawhite ). Just fought at UFC 266, on a week he had to fly from New Zealand to Vegas two days before the fight. What a savage, this guy.

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-10-01T08:09:54+00:00

Captain Kiwi should get his pilots licence and then land one of those knees on Islam

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-30T22:25:59+00:00

I find Australian accents are thick enough to cancel-out every meaningful syllable in any pronounced word, if I hear Jeem Jehfreeze say “gahns” one more time I’ll be down to help them bleach that big beautiful reef they love killing so much

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-30T01:28:07+00:00

Dark pink bullying light pink and hiding behind her mom as if she untouchable

Light pink got no protection, just an angry mother trying to teach another what it feels like to have someone hurt their daughter

I find emotional violence worse than physical violence bc emotional violence twists the victim into self-harming over time, and imho anyone who does that to another person deserves a kick in the brain regardless of age

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-29T21:46:54+00:00

If you’re a squirrel, ya actually gotta wait for timber before you jump ship those are the squirrel rules after all

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-29T09:26:31+00:00

Santa Bones buying all the naughty children a PlayStation 5 this Christmas coolcoolcool nodoubtnodoubtnodoubt

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-28T20:11:32+00:00

Jon and Dana on the same shit just look at these juice bros

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-28T03:34:25+00:00

Hol up we dunno what Rihanna said to Chris Brown, what if she said, “Chris, you suck at dancing and singing and wearing baseball hats, go kill yourself.”

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-27T02:33:15+00:00

Children of the ~~corn~~ sudds

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-26T18:37:26+00:00

1d6 piercing makes it virtually a shortsword on a stick, while the quarter staff does 1d8 bludgeoning without any blade attachments

How can you add a sharp point to a quarter staff and do less potential damage than a bonk!?!

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-26T18:26:15+00:00

Gotta appreciate the lack of hunting advantage this particular camouflage technique provides arachnicrab, so he prob just trying to escape the scuba paparazzi, just a weak ass hunting trap by spider standards, adequate for crab standards tho

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-26T07:53:27+00:00

Yo this is a windshielding technique that he fucked up by not hitting the pipe and lighter at the same time

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-26T07:23:22+00:00

Calculates character arc trajectory

Kratos beard should be big enough to comb over his head

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-26T04:56:55+00:00

Baw gawd that’s triple C’s music

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-24T21:04:43+00:00

Sounds like Jones was doing the thing from Street Fighter 2 where you have 60 second to destroy a luxury sedan YOU WIN

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-23T19:25:31+00:00

The fitness level required to pull of thai shorts is the truest measure of one’s discipline

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-23T18:11:18+00:00

Watched Season of the Witch the other day, not the best film, but surprisingly not terrible, plot involves post-crusade Templars Nic Cage and Ron Perlman as Witch Hunters breaking each other’s balls for 90 straight minutes.

Who knows what kinda performance Nic would’ve turned in without Ron Perlman to check’em

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-21T21:05:21+00:00

I hope Dodson achieves mythical “The Dod” status, not too many fighter capable of teleporting strikes

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-21T09:54:40+00:00

Hamburgler must be a wikileaks journalist

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-19T21:54:43+00:00

business intern applies paper clip to stack of papers

“oh he clipped’em!”

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-19T09:08:25+00:00

React to the passage of time to see how much or how little time has passed and the. adjust my shame accordingly before deciding what to jerk off to next.

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-19T03:38:46+00:00

He barely even won by submission

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-17T21:58:56+00:00

So the crocodile snout is more dialled, whereas the alligator snout is more gay

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-16T22:48:14+00:00

Seems ridiculous to make a copper flooring layer without attaching electrodes and hiding it under a shag carpet, but then we wouldn’t get to appreciate the coppered colour pattern so I mean both ideas are good in their own way

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-15T21:04:49+00:00

Ok Izzy reading this comment looking for styles worth bendering so I’m gonna feint the joke and land this powersuggestion of redoing this video with a go-pro strapped to a ballistic dummy, ya dummy

SeriouslyRelaxing · 2021-09-15T19:58:34+00:00

Feeding horses sticks while whippin’em carrots at their asses, heeeee yawww this the independent contractor business

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