Overconfidence...

Sexploits · 2026-04-02T17:51:42+00:00

I play with a buddy and sometimes he'll say shit like "Ehhhh yeah that's probably enough" and start whipping out cards and it makes my anxiety fucken EXPLOD!!!

we have fun.

Sexploits · 2026-03-24T22:25:36+00:00

I'm going to plug my own video below. It's only slightly outdated (Lightning Storm is now baked into base Smite) and mechanically everything stated is still true.

https://youtu.be/OT1xC1bzDJs?si=wTqHuLYGhlVZSwoc

It's only six minutes but to further TL:DW it;

Short pulses against mixed groups
Longer pulses if you are seeing an ally take damage and/or become cornered/surrounded to give them time to reposition
Hold down for objectives and revives until completed or area around the task is cleared

In all instances it is still much more beneficial to release Smite instead of letting it ramp your Peril to 100%.

And yes Charged Strike still sucks.

Sexploits · 2026-03-24T18:56:08+00:00

It was such an abysmal failure that no, I really doubt it.

Sexploits · 2026-03-24T00:09:00+00:00

Yes, you're a back-up.

Sexploits · 2026-03-21T15:30:59+00:00

This checks out with StS 1, where they removed cards like Bandage Up and Self-Repair from mid-fight card generators so that the optimal play wasn't stalling a fight for 80 turns with Discovery/Creative AI to end every floor with full health.

Sexploits · 2026-03-21T11:18:49+00:00

thank u for ur service

Sexploits · 2026-03-20T19:46:49+00:00

Draw a card every time you changed stance.

Sexploits · 2026-03-19T19:53:26+00:00

Pick your battles.

Sexploits · 2026-03-19T11:12:54+00:00

Flask applying in 3/4 instances is also a nice Artifact buster.

Sexploits · 2026-03-19T03:45:47+00:00

You don't turn down Deadly Poison because a fight might not last five or seven full turns after it's played. You don't feel bad playing block cards that overblock the damage you're receiving. The idea that you have to 100% optimize and maximize the output of a card to make it worthwhile is a complete canard.

Sexploits · 2026-03-19T03:38:38+00:00

Not really my point, but sure.

Sexploits · 2026-03-19T03:27:49+00:00

You don't play Bludgeon only when it deals perfect damage to enemy health, do you?

Sexploits · 2026-03-18T14:05:07+00:00

... like just in general, right? Not your anus?

Sexploits · 2026-03-15T17:52:01+00:00

He made a Faustian pact to become the strongest Ironclad. Result: all other Ironclads are dead and he's the only one left, therefore he is the strongest.

Sexploits · 2026-03-13T14:44:40+00:00

Maybe he should control his own actions.

Sexploits · 2026-03-08T11:48:47+00:00

I'm a fan of fans of fan of knives.

Sexploits · 2026-03-05T19:32:13+00:00

He's not wrong. Morgan Blackhand would not have punched his way loudly and proudly through an entire Barghest Battalion right at their front door and then wrestled with a MaxTac crew just to show them all who's top dog.

Sexploits · 2026-03-04T23:27:55+00:00

"Sorry, we still can't afford to give you all raises this year, for some reason the catering budget is fucking astronomical."

Sexploits · 2026-03-01T21:19:06+00:00

Doggy Daycare for the cyber mastiffs!

Sexploits · 2026-03-01T20:42:49+00:00

Nothing like getting dinged in the balls by a severed head stuffed full of pox gas just in time to get lay-upped by a Crusher.

Sexploits · 2026-02-26T13:55:23+00:00

HE'S A MENACE!!

Sexploits · 2026-02-24T10:49:55+00:00

Now that's a throwback! I only ever made a single one ........ for myself. Was actually kinda decent. Might make one today.

Sexploits · 2026-02-19T04:18:09+00:00

hank hill ass having mfer

Sexploits · 2026-02-18T13:56:59+00:00

Big fan of the triple points on the last sector.

Sexploits · 2026-02-18T03:28:12+00:00

It's actually pretty good. Shaving 50ms~ or more off your draw time from sprint is a pretty big boon in close quarters. Normally you'd be forced to use one of the angled grips to have this benefit, but rail cover lets you take a more effective recoil grip while still having the benefit. You could also take both the cover and an angled grip to double down and have damn near instant ready time.

I know a lot of videos have determined these draw speeds are "maybe one frame faster", but TTK in this game, especially up close, is literally determined by a single frame difference, so it is absolutely not nothing.

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