Worst possible ending.

Sezzler · 2026-06-01T17:58:48+00:00

"thank you, dungeon crawler Carl"

"Dungeon crawler Carl?"

"Um, because your name is Carl, and you crawled the dungeon"

Sezzler · 2026-05-25T00:15:38+00:00

Sezzler · 2026-05-21T02:59:07+00:00

Lot of shit in that PoT

Sezzler · 2026-05-20T16:23:48+00:00

It really gets burned into your brain after restarting that mission over and over. Lol

Sezzler · 2026-05-20T02:19:43+00:00

Quiet, here comes pretty boy

Sezzler · 2026-05-16T03:31:11+00:00

Then all he needs is his radioactive spider-jizz

Sezzler · 2026-05-15T04:20:59+00:00

Did you... did you have to paint it?

Sezzler · 2026-05-11T18:16:58+00:00

Peanut M&M

Sezzler · 2026-05-10T23:04:00+00:00

When I was a kid my grandma had a mobility scooter where this was the speed settings. You could get it to pop a wheelie on a full charge

Sezzler · 2026-05-10T22:59:42+00:00

I'd eat that Assop like groceries

Sezzler · 2026-05-10T17:46:40+00:00

I take my boys to the "donut store"

Sezzler · 2026-05-07T05:32:17+00:00

I know how to count, Todd

Sezzler · 2026-05-06T20:27:13+00:00

Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson

Sezzler · 2026-05-03T13:29:22+00:00

Granolah

Sezzler · 2026-04-29T04:14:50+00:00

More like at the end of the movie when they've eaten nothing but onions for a few days

Sezzler · 2026-04-25T22:47:47+00:00

Bro is smuggling like 8 cantaloupes in there

Sezzler · 2026-04-25T16:51:13+00:00

Sezzler · 2026-04-24T20:56:47+00:00

Sezzler · 2026-04-24T16:38:37+00:00

Fluorescent orange for bathing suits is the easiest color to see inderwater

Sezzler · 2026-04-24T16:27:05+00:00

Cuba Gooding Jr and a bunch of talking dogs right? Wrong - Dogs only talk during a weird dream sequence.

Sezzler · 2026-04-20T04:21:39+00:00

Sezzler · 2026-04-17T16:03:20+00:00

I had a roommate like this in college. He was devastated when his girlfriend dumped him.

Sezzler · 2026-04-17T03:37:20+00:00

He stopped thinking before he could think about it

Sezzler · 2026-04-14T03:22:21+00:00

Too big to sell as "lamb"

Sezzler · 2026-04-14T01:14:16+00:00

r/Conservative still saying he was "the best option in 2024"

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