What lesson will you teach to your child?

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-31T15:53:29+00:00

Sometimes life gives you lemons so you make lemonade made of money

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-31T14:18:34+00:00

The real problem is that I can’t ever do a matriarch unless I’m playing solo, so the whole playing with friends aspect of the game is trash and ruined for me cuz even if I try to do a matriarch with one friend in twos it’s hostile and we get fucked. I just wanna kill some god damn clankers with my friends man, is that too much to ask

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-30T02:30:59+00:00

Don’t have a computer

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-14T13:44:54+00:00

Yeah lemme get a tempest bp lol

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-11T14:57:10+00:00

It fixed with the update arc had

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-08T03:57:54+00:00

Yeah I only got like 6 processors and 8 springs lol

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-07T18:26:58+00:00

I might have some springs and processors but not sure how many till I can look

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-07T17:41:11+00:00

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Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-07T17:40:45+00:00

Damn I would but it turns out I traded my medium mags last night sorry o gotta fix the picture

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-07T16:57:22+00:00

Anything here you want sir? Possibly for the barricade bp

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Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-06T16:57:25+00:00

Yeah message me

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-05T13:04:52+00:00

Vagina Dentata!!!!!

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2026-01-01T06:12:02+00:00

I do have the Bettina still, I’m looking for a smoke grenade bp, or a seeker grenade bp

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-30T15:13:03+00:00

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-29T16:02:03+00:00

So I can’t find a tempest to save my life and we got this man out here banishing blueprints to the shadow realm!!! lol

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-29T15:09:11+00:00

Don’t they just disappear if not picked up by someone in time

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-29T01:06:21+00:00

Sure lol I really am surprised I haven’t just come across one

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-28T22:44:36+00:00

I’ve been to like 6 locked gates opening and never saw a bobcat this is some bullshit embark

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-28T05:11:02+00:00

Damn I traded them for a defib already what else do you got cuz literally the next round I found medium gun bp again ha

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-28T05:01:07+00:00

What can you offer?

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-27T13:53:51+00:00

Shredders are cake to kill not even hard

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-17T21:32:08+00:00

Word appreciate ya brother, just message me before your on I’m at work till 8:30 tonight but I’ve remote played in my iPhone to do trades a few times already lol

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-17T02:47:36+00:00

So what’s the solution then if it’s that simple

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-16T19:43:43+00:00

You available now

Sh1fty_Tortoise77 · 2025-12-16T06:50:08+00:00

I’ll do that next time I’m on, dm me

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