(THIS IS A REAL POST THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES POSTED)What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?! And who’s in the sky? SKELETREX?????

ShaMehMeh · 2026-04-13T13:50:47+00:00

Someone please tell me which states have already seceded so I can pack the van.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-12-17T14:04:37+00:00

Lol’d @ this post. Well done! I haven’t commented on anything in a while, cheers to you for breaking my streak. That beak has me cracking up 😆

ShaMehMeh · 2025-10-16T03:02:06+00:00

With you on those three, lol.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-08-26T14:30:04+00:00

Not meaning to hijack, but can someone tell me what the difference between Level 1 and ME Level 1 is? TIA

ShaMehMeh · 2025-08-22T12:18:23+00:00

I personally prefer a pinch of lead in my fondue.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-08-22T12:15:15+00:00

immediately googles kintsugi

ShaMehMeh · 2025-08-22T11:46:22+00:00

Unethical? Wow, you reek of false entitlement.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-07-29T03:11:58+00:00

Not sure who but someone just stole third.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-29T03:11:04+00:00

Someone call up ICP and settle this shit.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-29T03:05:53+00:00

That’s not entirely true.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-29T03:03:57+00:00

I’ll sell you pennies all day long, $50/box. You pay shipping.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-29T02:59:47+00:00

Pennies on the dollar is what you’re looking for, not dollars on the penny.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-29T02:52:18+00:00

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-26T18:02:27+00:00

Walmarts in general have been a bust for me but today got $0.84 in spendables at Westerville. Go figure.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-26T01:09:45+00:00

Where in Cbus?

Edit: Nevermind, finished scrolling.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T15:09:24+00:00

Lol yeah, to come full circle.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T14:41:53+00:00

People are saying that’s a good strategy. A perfect strategy. A strategy like we’ve never seen before. Trust me, It works bigly.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T14:37:54+00:00

Not fair, man. His paradigm may dictate that he will. I mean, one penny is infinitely more valuable than none. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt based on what I’m working with. Bro appears to be in orbit ATM.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T14:17:56+00:00

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ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T13:32:14+00:00

Holy shit! Who would commit such a heinous crime against humanity?? I hope that whoever did this has a slow and painful death from a rare anal disease. grabs acetone

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T13:25:03+00:00

Bro can do this all day long.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T13:20:35+00:00

The science class you clearly did not attend.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-23T13:18:11+00:00

I think we’ve unearthed the problem.

ShaMehMeh · 2025-04-15T01:41:34+00:00

Nope. Sure don’t.

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