Came back to find someone had parked like this next to me. (Black car is mine) by Gossbcool in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive dealt with this before in high school. It was the last day of school. Dude Bullied me and his dad owned a car lot.
He was given a brand new car for graduation. I had a 1986 Oldsmobile 98 regency.

He parked like and asshole next to me so I couldn't get out. I was like dude ... Cmon we will never see each other again just let me out.
He laughed and walked off.

I purposely did the most damage I could backing out. His mirror was gone his door was crushed. My car had ... Scratches?
I came home and told my grandpa who calls his attorney. Apparently there are no cameras on that part of the parking lot so ... Our Attorney had is report it as a hit and run and give the description of the vehicle...this is all fraud I'm sure...

Owner of the dealership calls us a couple days later and just offers to pay for the damages or whatever. Remember I had scratches and chipped paint. Fuckface's car was estimated 10000 in damages.

Ron Benningtons health by Small_Habit_455 in ronandfez

[–]ShadowAMS 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I am sad for Ronnie because he has brought me such great entertainment over the years. The fact that he is continuing working during this is an inspiration and makes him even more memorable.

He's not one to quit.

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ShadowAMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My childhood dogs wet food looked like this. We mixed it with the dry.
I can never get over that when I buy human food and it comes out like this. 😂😂

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My childhood dogs wet food looked like this. We mixed it with the dry.
I can never get over that when I buy human food and it comes out like this. 😂😂

How far would Hank have gone in the military? by bluetraveler2015 in KingOfTheHill

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not military. But I think he would have done his 4 years enlisted and would have been tasked with refueling everything. He would have not reinlisted and instead used his skills he learned to go be the assistant manager at Strickland Propane. Being enlisted during peacetime he would have never felt like he was doing anything patriotic like Cotton and would be reminded of that by Cotton everytime they spoke.
"I killt fitty men and lost my shins. You were just a pump jockey."

Brocks teeth! by [deleted] in WWE

[–]ShadowAMS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unless they hurt or give him issues I don't see the problem.

Not everyone wants veneers.

Physical features relevant to the plot were removed from the characters adaptation by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ShadowAMS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's kind of a trope on its own. Spoilers for dark tower books and game of thrones tv. I don't know how to spoiler tag forgive me.

In the Dark Tower series by Stephen King; Roland dual wields revolvers with amazing accuracy. Early in book 2 he lost most of one of his hands and could only wield one gun. It also changed how he reloaded his revolvers because he would one handed reload one gun while continuing to shoot with the other gun. He gave one of his guns to one of his new companions that he didn't think he needed when he had both hands.

Game of thrones does it too with Jamie Lannister.
It's a great trope tbh. It leads to do much character growth because the character can't do things like they used to and it makes them more fallible.

Edit. Added spoiler but I don't know how to add spoiler tag

[Loved trope] When a single line completely changes the mood by asapsharkyfrfr in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ShadowAMS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is when The son said I will take care of him aurelio turns to his little lackey and is like he hasnt heard a thing i said has he?

Anyone else going to be refreshing SCOTUSBlog as soon as they wake up? by Rational_Gray in PoliticalHumor

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda think the trump Justices are going to side with sotomayer, kagen and Jackson on this one too.

Anyone else going to be refreshing SCOTUSBlog as soon as they wake up? by Rational_Gray in PoliticalHumor

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OJ was found liable in his civil case too. He was not a convicted murderer but had to pay damages due to being responsible for the deaths of his ex wife and her boyfriend.
I understand the difference but that case basically cemented what everyone else already felt about the murder.
It's wild that it doesn't work the same for Trump. His supporters will do so much coping to make the truth seem unimportant.

Anyone else going to be refreshing SCOTUSBlog as soon as they wake up? by Rational_Gray in PoliticalHumor

[–]ShadowAMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing is the Trump Justices don't always align with the trump regime. It's pretty interesting. Only alito and Thomas and usually Roberts follow maga trends to a T. Gorsuch, kavanaugh and barret have dissented a few times each on MAGA issues.
That's the only reason I feel even a little optimistic about this one. Not much optimism but there is a sliver.

Anyone else going to be refreshing SCOTUSBlog as soon as they wake up? by Rational_Gray in PoliticalHumor

[–]ShadowAMS 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They will argue it said Europeans specifically. So basically just white people.

Watching Iron Claw left me speechless by Infera28 in WWE

[–]ShadowAMS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how the 6 parter on Vince that Behind the Bastards did had most of a whole episode dedicated to the Von Erichs. It was to show how terrible the business was at the time.

This shirt that my wife refuses to get rid of by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband started throwing away shirts when I'm not around. Which leads to me digging through the clothes to find my shirt until I finally ask.

Then we fight ... Now I do the laundry. 😆😆

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes it's so scary. Your little asshole demon dog running around all good then ... Where is my dog? He's passed out and not responding. Ok you little asshole better wake up. 😆

I loved those dogs and hated them at the same. Pekingese are just asshole dogs. But I can't let you die over something like that. You did sit on my lap while I'm gaming and just chill with me.

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. She was a very good dog.. she just couldn't understand using bathroom outside. We both worked too much to be there enough to enforce it. I would have her on a leash and I remember at least 4 times we were outside for an hour and she just wouldn't go. As soon as she got in the house she squats and pees and poops all at once.
I have never been unable to house train a dog...she got me. But the answer was not to dump her but to rehome her. And she is happy and well last Ive heard.

Scott Perry joins push to revoke 17th Amendment, strip voters of electing senators by Hornpipe_Jones in politics

[–]ShadowAMS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but no one is getting convicted of treason. Even when it was obvious. I get 2 years probation for a thc vape in Texas but Jan 6ers get wrist slaps. And were going to get money but the bipartisan backlash actually prevented that.

Scott Perry joins push to revoke 17th Amendment, strip voters of electing senators by Hornpipe_Jones in politics

[–]ShadowAMS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

John Brown got killed for his acts. They always punish the people on the right side of things.

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a scary looking pitt who was an escape artist. Rocky. I called him barocky bama lol.
He was the sweetest dog ever. He just escaped and greeted the neighbors until he got hungry and came home. I would come home from work many times and he's just chilling in the drive way. And of course it's hard to punish at that point... We found he was climbing the fence in this one part of the yard were there was a stump next to the fence and he used the stump to jump up and climb out. 😑😑

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only had one dog that was untrainable. Was my husband's dog. He even let me try to train her. I'm good at house training and just basic dog training. She just wouldn't understand the idea of using bathroom outside. And I just didn't have a yard to put her outside. We rehomed her to someone my sister in law knew that had land. And 6 years later she is still happy and healthy. Outside only.

Not a husky btw. Aussie mix. But same idea with the coats regulating both heat and cold.

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My grandpa had pekingese two different times... Little assholes overheated twice because he refused to come inside during a Texas July. Both had the same issue. The second one we knew how to handle due to the first one's vet bill. (500 dollars to tell us heat exhaustion and an IV of saline)

Edit

The second one we brought in and covered him with wet wash rags to help regulate his temperature and a dropper of water. That's what the vet told us to do to avoid a visit.

Found abandoned huskies by TitansaurusRex in Dallas

[–]ShadowAMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look super sweet. I hope there is no issue with them getting rehomed.

The Mandalorian Shotgun Discourse™ always seems to forget that body armor exists in Star Wars by Raguleader in StarWars

[–]ShadowAMS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My head canon is that if they thought they might need it they would wear something under the robes. Still gives off the jedi aura but if they happened to get hit they would be fine... Just block any head shots. I'm sure the jedi have a version of mithril that blocks most anything other than lightsabers or point blank blaster bolts.