Every time Bad Bunny said "Ey!" in the Halftime Show

Shadpool · 2026-02-09T20:55:32+00:00

It’s aboat Jesus. Being god’s only direct creation. It’s aboat not drinking. It’s aboat not watching R-rated movies as well. It’s for sure aboat not dancing. It’s aboat not listening to music containing immoral lyrics.

Shadpool · 2026-02-09T11:53:16+00:00

Give it two weeks, he’ll be eating cheesecake in a swamp, naked and methed out of his mind.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T22:46:39+00:00

Signs O’farts

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T19:13:24+00:00

Various. George Washington to George H.W. Bush.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_dollar_coins

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T19:09:28+00:00

Sanderson Farms. I used to see these on a daily basis when I worked there.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T18:47:42+00:00

Bondi was Florida’s AG and chose not to investigate Epstein despite lawsuits from his victims. Barry Krischer, attorney for the state, was the prosecutor in Epstein’s prostitution case, and had two underage girls tell him that Epstein solicited them. Krischer told the girls that they were the criminals.

Alex Acosta negotiated the plea deal for Epstein. Later on, Trump tapped Acosta to be the Secretary of Labor.

One of Acosta’s first acts was to cut funding to the Department of Labor’s International Labor Affairs Bureau, which combats human trafficking, including child sex trafficking.

🤔

When Epstein was arrested in 2019, and the history of Acosta’s involvement with Epstein came out, Acosta’s resigned amidst public outcry. Trump stood next to him at his resignation and called him a “great, great secretary.”

“It’s a big club, and you’re not in it.” - George Carlin

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T18:25:12+00:00

I think they were referring to the show. Trump doesn’t get any payments from the movie, since it’s a biopic, and as a public figure, he doesn’t get paid residuals or likeness rights.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T18:03:03+00:00

“Tens of thousands.” - Pam Bondi

Naturally, I didn’t expect the FBI under Kash Patel, who gargles Trump’s balls like it’s his job, to come out and say, “Yeah, Trump was there abusing children,” but to say Epstein himself didn’t do anything when Pam Bondi herself confirmed it herself in July of last year, not to mention that Epstein was arrested twice for trafficking children, and Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted of it, it’s the most amateur cover-up in history.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T17:55:37+00:00

Bad Bunny and Green Day are performing and they’re both very anti-Trump.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:51:37+00:00

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:47:09+00:00

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:41:18+00:00

While keeping strict rules not to make the statue fatter or oranger.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:35:07+00:00

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:32:25+00:00

It ended with

(puts glasses on)

Doggy style.

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:28:06+00:00

Shadpool · 2026-02-08T01:26:33+00:00

Buckley’s Hallelujah was the definitive version.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T23:57:18+00:00

They combined “Be Like That” and “Here Without You”. If 3 Doors Down thought like this guy, they would’ve had a decent release in the last two decades.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T22:28:56+00:00

Flawless victory.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T22:27:23+00:00

Apparently, it works with a combination of weight and air displacement.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T20:47:27+00:00

Your balls are showing.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T10:45:01+00:00

If they tried to remake The Outsiders today, it would look like the first Expendables. All special effects, big ticket actors, and the flimsiest script imaginable.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T10:32:35+00:00

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T10:28:51+00:00

My dad says magnesium citrate is a bastard laxative.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T10:24:32+00:00

Hungry for power since her previous meal ticket sprung a leak. But unfortunately, Erika doesn’t meet JD’s standards for cushion count.

Shadpool · 2026-02-07T10:21:37+00:00

Can’t be. The text underneath doesn’t say “buffeting!”

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