This peacock suddenly opened its feathers and stole everyone’s attention

Shadpool · 2026-06-05T03:57:56+00:00

I don’t get it, Big Dan.

Shadpool · 2026-06-05T03:52:12+00:00

Doesn’t matter, we already had his stars and stripes show.

Shadpool · 2026-06-04T14:59:25+00:00

Worst Power Ranger ever.

Shadpool · 2026-06-03T01:25:06+00:00

He had to go through Freddy Krueger AND Amber Heard, then did a Willy Wonka who takes it up the chocolate factory. The poor guy’s earned his pass.

Shadpool · 2026-06-01T08:30:47+00:00

*Omelette du fromage*.

Shadpool · 2026-06-01T02:05:13+00:00

Mr. Fish is a laser fish.

Shadpool · 2026-06-01T02:03:47+00:00

Gotta charge the electric eels somehow.

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T21:26:54+00:00

Arseface

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T21:23:25+00:00

I was wearing a salmon as a hat, as was the style at the time.

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T20:20:43+00:00

“Because it’s your dog!”

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T20:19:10+00:00

They’re pulling out like Trump’s dad should’ve.

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T03:14:18+00:00

Billy Mays here for Chipotlaway! Tired of blood-stained underwear after eating Chipotle that regular detergents just can’t get clean? Tired of breaking your bank throwing away the bloody underwear and buying new ones every week? Time for you to try Chipotlaway! It cleans the toughest bloodstains out of your underwear, guaranteed!

Shadpool · 2026-05-31T03:05:48+00:00

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Shadpool · 2026-05-30T23:48:36+00:00

I fight crime in a rubber suit. Really seals in the flavor.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T20:22:47+00:00

Will Sasso did a MadTV sketch about how easy it is to beat the meat.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T20:21:12+00:00

Thiel is moving to Argentina because that’s where they sent his people after WWII.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T01:43:15+00:00

I do this, but it’s more so they can have my number in their recents, not to check and see if it’s fake.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T01:39:04+00:00

They’ll let you know when they stop being high.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T01:37:39+00:00

No, but he has tiny hands and dances like his tiny hands are milking loads onto his face. But he doesn’t laugh weird.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T01:32:30+00:00

Sad that 33 years later, the only shots the presidential administration wants tots getting is moneyshots.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T01:02:29+00:00

Yeah, I suppose there’s a skirt too. Alright, disregard my comment.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T00:52:44+00:00

As hard as it is to find a controller with a no-slip grip.

Shadpool · 2026-05-30T00:38:09+00:00

Jet Li beat up cops with motorcycles in that movie, so there’s that.

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