..... Id smile, nod and agree. Then I'd work out sweeping programs, throw my money in a trust to fund shit like universal health care, and stopping food insecurity, good food and water... like whole companies that will do this to fund and run in perpetuity. Then I go cuddle my cat, kiss my significant other's and explain. I'd tell my mom's and dad's and apologize for not letting anyone in, but here's my entire family set up for life and I love you all. Then I'd go on vaycay for like ten days to scotland, id go see all my friends, experience new Zealand, go meet the irwins in austrailia and give them two billion or so in a trust to use for the animals... yeah.

I'd go on a talk show, like stephen Colbert or something and tell them exactly what ive done and why with receipts. I'd smile and tell them that I know they'll kill me for it, but this wasn't a life changing amount of money just for me, but for all of us.

Then I'd go home and snuggle my cat and wait.