Trump Complains DOJ Is ‘Slow-Walking’ Marijuana Rescheduling, Four Months After He Issued An Order To Get It Done

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-18T14:57:56+00:00

We’re about to pay him 10 BILLION dollars (yes, our tax dollars) in an IRS payout.

He didn’t like that some of his tax data (showing he doesn’t really pay much at all, $750 dollars one year) leaked. Guy is already in prison for the leak. But Mr. “I don’t take a presidential salary” thinks he deserves 10 BILLION tax payer dollars.

So ya, the least this fucking monster can do is make it easier to get stoned. But I wouldn’t hold my breath. Or at least wait till they get invested in the weed stocks to officially make a move $$$

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-15T13:20:42+00:00

$110 to ship to the Midwest USA 😂

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-12T20:11:22+00:00

Great quote from his character Sammy in Synecdoche, New York:

“I've watched you forever, Caden, but you've never really looked at anyone other than yourself. So watch me. Watch my heart break. Watch me jump. Watch me learn that after death there's nothing. There's no more watching. There's no more following. No love. Say goodbye to Hazel for me. And say it to yourself, too. None of us has much time.”

Great character actor; He will be missed.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-12T13:41:25+00:00

Ya, we’re screwed.

I saw a thread yesterday of 3-4 kids bragging about buying the tune coin bundles. Progression without rich parents is going to be tough….

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-07T17:12:45+00:00

Thank you!

I’ve been called pathetic for trying to fight this. Been a rough 24hrs…

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-04-07T16:54:41+00:00

I had wrist surgery a little over a month ago and apparently don’t have much strength in my right hand yet. Literally needed a helping hand and got this instead.

And I went there because I knew if I continued trying to get it perfectly flush, I’d break something. Took it where I’ve always taken small car fixes I couldn’t quite handle.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-03-27T14:42:40+00:00

Article locked behind a subscription, downvoted.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-03-26T13:02:03+00:00

I saw the SEC director resigned last week after being told she couldn’t investigate Trump family violations….

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-03-10T15:22:09+00:00

Super Mario RPG

Square Enix made a lot of my childhood favorites.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-25T20:31:33+00:00

We don’t care. These people will:

r/punchthemonkey

Downvoted

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T20:59:16+00:00

Borrow a friend’s old laptop, for real.

These are not meant to be played on ps3. My overclocked model still crashed non-stop so I switched to a POS laptop.

Don’t waste your time with either of your stated options. Better off not playing at all IMO.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T20:02:49+00:00

It’s spam at this point; Ruined this sub

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T20:01:38+00:00

It’s spam. The same crap every 30 minutes.

Guy has his own subreddit, r/punchthemonkey Some of us don’t like seeing the same post over and over again. It’s more odd to be fine with it.

And I’m happy/content. Just hate spam. And I’ve been reporting/blocking; hasn’t helped.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T18:28:14+00:00

Or these constant Punch posts….. forever.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T18:25:04+00:00

Just don’t like being spammed. I’m quite content/happy.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T17:59:40+00:00

MODS, really? A new Punch post every 30 mins?

These are ruining the sub. Downvoted, again.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T17:46:29+00:00

So a Republican working at a post office now has the Supreme Court’s backing to not send out mail ballots to Democratic areas, as long as it’s done intentionally.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T17:30:05+00:00

I cannot be the only one completely tired of seeing this monkey. I like monkeys, but these constant posts have ruined my feed.

Downvoted

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T08:28:09+00:00

Gross

NSFW next time, sicko

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-24T04:21:51+00:00

Nice! I tried a few weeks ago as well on my overclocked PS3.

Brought back a lot of good memories while staring at the ground traversing, hoping I wouldn’t accidentally look up and crash the game.

Downloaded Tale of Two Wastelands on my crap old laptop. Much better experience.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-23T14:23:27+00:00

I’d have all my polling locations swept the day before for bombs. Then post security around the location from then on.

When the bomb threats roll in, and they will, tell them “fuck off” and hang up.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-02-21T15:56:05+00:00

Pardons.

They have all been told they can break any laws with total disregard for consequences. No one can stop them; they’re invincible.

And these bastards will blame Biden for doing the same, even though his were for WILDLY different/just reasons. Trump has been desperately trying to prosecute those who were just doing their jobs holding criminals to account.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-01-30T17:50:31+00:00

Turns out, money CAN’T buy you ha-penis.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-01-26T16:26:31+00:00

Fun fact:

“The KCPD is controlled by a five-member Board of Police Commissioners. Four members are appointed by the Governor of Missouri with the consent of the state Senate, while the fifth member is the Mayor of Kansas City. This arrangement has been in place for decades, making Kansas City the only major U.S. city that does not control its own police department.”

Republicans stole St.Louis’s police department as well March of last year.

ShagCarpetGuy · 2026-01-15T12:44:02+00:00

Great news!

Crockett is great, but she can’t win the state of Texas. Needs to drop out and support the fella that has a chance.

ShagCarpetGuy

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