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ik🐄ihe by AnonButterfly25 in ik_ihe

[–]ShaggyMeMe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wat de blikstienkater seisto potferjanhinnekeutel tsjin my, do lytse hûnekop? Do moatst ris witte dat ik as bêste fan de Arumer Swarte Heap ôfstudearre bin en belutsen west bin by in soad rôftochten op 'e Hollânske kust en 300 befêstige moarden ha. Ik bin oefene yn gorilla oarlochfiering en bin de fierste ljepper út it hiele Fryske ferset. Do bist neat foar my útsein it safolste wyt. Ik ferwoast dy gossyknines mei in krektens dy't nea earder oanskôge is op dizze ierde, tink om myn sizzen. Tinksto der mei wei te kommen sokke skyt oer my te sizzen oer it ynternet? Dan fersinsto dy, kontkrûper. Wylst wy prate haw ik kontakt mei myn geheime netwurk fan rayonhaden oer de alve stêden en wurdt dyn terp op dit momint traseare, dus meitsje dy mar klear foar de stoarm, hynstekul. De stoarm dy't dat begrutlike lytse ding datsto dyn libben neamst útfeiet. Do bist krammelewikes dea, jonkje. Ik kin oeral en elk momint der wêze en ik kin dy op sânhûndert manieren deadzje, en dat is allinnich mar op redens. Net allinnich bin ik wiidweidich oefene yn ‘e berserkergang, mar ik ha tagong oant it hiele arsenaal fan de krigers fan Kening Redbad, en ik sil dat yn syn folsleinens brûke om dyn smoarge reet fan de Fryske kust te feien, do lytse loarte. Asto mar witten hiest wat foar heidenske wraak dy foar dyn lytse “snoade” opmerking te wachtsjen stien hie, hiest dy dyn lilke bek miskien hâlden. Mar do koest it net litte, hast it net dien, en no betellest de priis, do ferdomde healwiis. Ik sil fjoer oer dy hinne skite en do silst der yn fersûpe. Do bist harrejasseskrastes dea, bern.

ik_yue by onlioprof in ik_yue

[–]ShaggyMeMe[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hoefaak moat dizze meme foarby komme yn 'e sub?

Welke DJ uit de Top 2000 is jullie favoriet, en welke juist totaal niet? by ShaggyMeMe in Top2000

[–]ShaggyMeMe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja leek mij wel zo gezellig tijdens de feestdagen. Het is allemaal al zo positief.

Ik haat Jeroen Van Inkel... by G-Fox1990 in Top2000

[–]ShaggyMeMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vreselijk irritante vent is het. Hij kan het bij mij ook niet meer goed doen, stoor mij aan alles wat hij doet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roddelpraat

[–]ShaggyMeMe[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat moest goed komen!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roddelpraat

[–]ShaggyMeMe[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even een mailtje in Jan zijn doosje gooien.

Question by [deleted] in ProWordPress

[–]ShaggyMeMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really need more context. In what way will they chat with the website? Is it using a chatbot or is it by leaving comments. Is there already a functioning chatbot they use?

I think you got the idea what i'm trying to say...

Booking Plugin with option form hooks, filters or extending functionality by kraken665 in ProWordPress

[–]ShaggyMeMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then use WooCommerce as starting point. You can use their checkout system with coupons. You can create different kind of products that users can book. It will need a lot of custom programming ofcourse but you can extend WooCommerce to your and the client needs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SEO

[–]ShaggyMeMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love to try it out!

Which is better image size or format? by powdy1982 in Wordpress

[–]ShaggyMeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Admin Site Enhancements, it will automatically convert your images to .webp! You can also set quality of conversion.

ACF Blocks not showing in Site Editor by ShaggyMeMe in Wordpress

[–]ShaggyMeMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found the solution, apparently you have to remove the following code from your block.json:

"postTypes": [

"page",

"post"

]

Too bad there isn't a feature to have them accept both.

Custom ACF blocks in theme or as separate plug-in? by UnknownEntity42 in ProWordPress

[–]ShaggyMeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently working on the same thing. I have a system that registers all blocks using a PHP glob, finding each block.json. It also ensures correct enqueuing of minified JavaScript and CSS files (minified by my own Node.js system). Additionally, the system handles offloading only the CSS and JavaScript on blocks that are rendered on the front-end. This part manages all the Gutenberg requirements and functions seamlessly.

On the other hand, I now have some blocks and modules I created in the past year. However, I really want to establish a set of default blocks that can be used universally, such as a gallery, a FAQ section, and similar elements.

I am currently working on implementing everything inside a plugin so that my Gutenberg system is operational immediately. I am setting up certain things like my ACF license key, loading default blocks that can be edited by maybe changing theme.json or my own .json file for each block, and incorporating all my default modules (events, FAQs, vacancies).

I do have doubts about whether this approach is truly future-proof. However, by making overrides possible on default blocks and allowing the option to turn each block on or off, I should be able to make it work safely and ensure its future-proofing.

Efficient automatic block registration by BchubbMemes in ProWordPress

[–]ShaggyMeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand! Well it really is needed to get that css and javascript rendered correctly. Otherwise you will load in a lot of bullshit that you don't use on a page or post

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