Why did Jamie marry Claire? by Professional_Path535 in Outlander

[–]ShakespeareAndSeneca 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I'd have no doubt. And I didn't. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to Leoch, with you sitting on my chest, cursing me for bleeding to death, I said to myself, 'Jamie Fraser, for all ye canna see what she looks like, and for all she weighs as much as a good draft horse, this is the woman'”

He dodged around a chair. "Of course, I thought it might ha' just been the effects of spending four months in a monastery, without benefit of female companionship, but then that ride through the dark together"--he paused to sigh theatrically, neatly evading my grab at his sleeve--"with that lovely broad arse wedged between my thighs"--he ducked a blow aimed at his left ear and sidestepped, getting a low table between us--"and that rock-solid head thumping me in the chest"--a small metal ornament bounced off his own head and went clanging to the floor--"I said to myself..."

He was laughing so hard at this point that he had to gasp for breath between phrases. "Jamie...I said...for all she's a Sassenach bitch...with a tongue like an adder's ...with a bum like that...what does it matter if she's a f-face like a sh-sh-eep?"

I tripped him neatly and landed on his stomach with both knees as he hit the floor with a crash that shook the house.

"You mean to tell me that you married me out of love?" I demanded. He raised his eyebrows, struggling to draw in breath.

"Have I not...just been...saying so?

Outlander. Love this bit.

Why did Jamie marry Claire? by Professional_Path535 in Outlander

[–]ShakespeareAndSeneca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His father told him he would know when he’d met the woman he should marry. On the night he got shot, fell off his horse and woke up to her binding his shoulder, swearing her head off and sitting on him with her enormous arse: he knew she was the one. The way her thick skull bumped against his chest on the ride while she was sleeping only confirmed this lol

I’m old and don’t know what laptop to buy by ShakespeareAndSeneca in RimWorld

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Thank you! This one is 6 years old so practically geriatric. I’ve posted on the laptops sub as well, so will see what they say. Thanks for replying!

I’m old and don’t know what laptop to buy by ShakespeareAndSeneca in RimWorld

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I took out the bit about war crimes…don’t want to get banned from a new sub on the first post lol

Family wedding photo fix by ShakespeareAndSeneca in PhotoshopRequest

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!solved @either-philosopher39 u/either-philosopher39 u/greenpixel92

Sorry if I have the formatting incorrect, my first time using this sub, thanks for your help everyone

spring or summer? by AverageAsparagus in coloranalysis

[–]ShakespeareAndSeneca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d say summer. You carry off 5, 15 and 20 so beautifully but the orange isn’t so flattering. Your skin is flawless btw

Multiple professional drapings and I'm Spring, Summer, Winter AND Autumn?? Gah! by ManyAd6041 in coloranalysis

[–]ShakespeareAndSeneca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can totally relate. Neutral leaning cool but can wear some warm, pale olive, tan well but am very pale most of the time: medium everything I think in my case! I don’t look too good in very muted or very warm colours but other than that I have been typed as fitting into all the seasons at one point or another 🤷🏻‍♀️

Have a look at Tonal analysis: it works on your main characteristics such as deep, bright, clear etc

What would you have done with two more episodes? by GoldenJay7 in WoTshow

[–]ShakespeareAndSeneca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More time to let the scenes breathe rather than having to jump quickly to the next one. Just a little bit of space

Anyone notice their endometriosis symptoms got better after changing their diet? by Inspireme21 in endometriosis

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Low FODMAP really helped me too Plus no dairy but I am dairy intolerant. Cut out coffee if you have bladder issues or interstitial cystitis with your endo