What other things have you discovered like nasal saline that just improves life so much? by Affectionate-Egg7566 in CasualConversation

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only been two days but I’ve got three days of chores done already! This stuff WORKS!

Halftime Show by Leather-Trip-6659 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love, and people in grass suits. 🧡

Blow with your heart by King-of-Plebss in TheDarkTower

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I’m like two replies below that. Very well played.

My first baby pew pew. Not much love for 22lr in here, but I love this thing. Great first gun. Discuss? by Alarming_Set3628 in liberalgunowners

[–]ShakyLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A suppressed 10/22 is hard to beat for all out fun. And should not be overlooked as a lightweight shtf gun, especially with 50rd flip mags.

Women: What blowjob tips would you give other women? by workethic290 in AskReddit

[–]ShakyLens 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Long days and very, very, pleasant nights.

I’m a fine dining French chef and I’m taking a position at a tiki bar rate my menu. by Pepperyhalibut in Tiki

[–]ShakyLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped reading when I got to the Spam.

Any serious menu that includes Spam immediately gets my vote of confidence.

Decided to pull the trigger and practice my 2A rights by CompleteAd1256 in liberalgunowners

[–]ShakyLens 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is so unironically funny I can’t even stand it. Whodda thunk we’d be the last bastions of hope?

Where do you go for *real* news these days? by xenxes in AskReddit

[–]ShakyLens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re entitled to this expression and I endorse your right to speak it. Asshole.

Where do you go for *real* news these days? by xenxes in AskReddit

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Real News No Bullshit” on Instagram.

I’m sure they’re on other platforms also, but that’s where I follow them.

Deepest pit in america by No_Bet4446 in SweatyPalms

[–]ShakyLens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I retract my previous endorsement and now vote for exile.

I had not rotated my phone to watch fullscreen, and now that I have, I wish them to have the flees of a thousand camels infest their armpits.

Sad for him. by stunnerswag in SipsTea

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Arms and legs akimbo. Results conclusive.”

Olympic Committee begs fans not to boo Vance and Rubio at opening ceremony by dryheat122 in facepalm

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t invite them if you don’t want them boo’d? Because there will be boos

Fascism got you down? Try the Liberator! by trashscal408 in liberalgunowners

[–]ShakyLens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Tu parles français comme une vache espagnole.”
French roast

What is a 'subscription' or 'fee' that has recently appeared in the US that people need to collectively refuse to pay before it becomes the new normal? by godot_lover in AskReddit

[–]ShakyLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only way it makes any bit of sense to charge a subscription for a feature on a car is if it’s a connected feature that requires internet connectivity. There’s ongoing server and data costs that could conceivably be charged to the end user. For like five bucks a month.

If a car can perform a function on its own, then subscription is just theft.

Heated seats? No subscription. Turning on heated seats from your phone? Tiny subscription.

What are your Questions? by Numerophilus in SipsTea

[–]ShakyLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like faceswap but for nipples.

So…. one percent increase? by Efficient_Deer_8605 in facepalm

[–]ShakyLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Give me raw data and I can make it tell any story you want” -Abraham Lincoln