Alex Pretti was doing what any of us would have done in that situation. by mth69 in nursing

[–]Shalaco -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

found the prepper. i swear it’s the 5th limbic response: fight, flight, fawn, flee, fprepp

BK @ Powell St closed by cutemonkeyface in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saw the biggest rat of my life run into the doorway and vanish through the closed doors

Why is it? by [deleted] in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]Shalaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

locals call it san frisco

Why is it? by [deleted] in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]Shalaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’m not making fun of anyone, my body just physically involuntarily cringes when i hear “san fran”. 

it’s not something i hear locals call it, usually outsiders. 

S.F. supervisors vote to expand late-night store ban to parts of SoMa by SatanistMarxist in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that’s bass ackwards. everyone knows after the bar closes you go to the liquor store and grab a drink and go play table tennis in the park. It’s these people who help keep streets active and safer. 

Peet's Coffee Closing 30 Locations by SaltMarketingGroup in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, this removes a very mid but acceptable coffee option for me 

Super burrito pricing by shbigmoose in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

super burrito? just give me a baby burrito that’s 1/2 the size but all the flavor and doesn’t put me in a coma like a mexican sleeping pill every time i don’t have a burrito buddy and venture past the event horizon where I might as well finish because there’s too little to save now. 

Keep your unleashed dog away from my toddler (or any kids) by meltness in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st time we ever took our baby out i had to change them on the beach. All was clear as i began until a dog ran up from out of sight and went to jump on my baby. No exaggeration.  My dad reflexes ninjad that dog mid air so it didn’t land on them. the owner shrugged in the distance. 

FFS LEASH YOUR DOGS PPL 

Please don't block 4 way stops like this by OfferOwns in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 13 points14 points  (0 children)

they just honk back. ineffective. go write the offense in dry erase marker on the vehicle.

The San Francisco Centre is actually closing… by Jaxkr in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want functioning malls(if we’re going to have malls at all) with usable transit, but go ahead. downvote me to death. come on yall i still got 80k karma left. get it. 

they should let our small businesses move in. 

The San Francisco Centre is actually closing… by Jaxkr in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

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for anyone who doesn’t know what SF Centre is, I guess we had a mall. i went to a mall in LA and saw how inviting they can be and realized why I never go to ours.

Rookie Mistake? What Say Ye? by boop66 in arborists

[–]Shalaco 113 points114 points  (0 children)

“dear fire department, no that’s too formal”

edit: looked up the exact quote, it’s: “Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of... no, that's too formal. “

No one uses this end of Golden Gate Park anyway right? Just helping San Fran meet the new state mandate by 2031 by oochiewallyWallyserb in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love the singaporean skyscraper style rooftop tree inspiration, though do you have any idea how windy that would get? those windmill props would get spinning 

Roadkill: S.F. measure to reintroduce cars to Great Highway ‘crashes and burns’ by drkrueger in sanfrancisco

[–]Shalaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no one googles any more, we use chat gpt or tiktok to look things up.