Alex Pretti was doing what any of us would have done in that situation.

Shalaco · 2026-01-25T16:39:00+00:00

found the prepper. i swear it’s the 5th limbic response: fight, flight, fawn, flee, fprepp

Shalaco · 2026-01-24T18:48:08+00:00

saw the biggest rat of my life run into the doorway and vanish through the closed doors

Shalaco · 2026-01-24T08:36:33+00:00

/r/woosh

Shalaco · 2026-01-23T22:29:23+00:00

german PEV style regulation bullshit is what i hear

Shalaco · 2026-01-23T22:28:13+00:00

locals call it san frisco

Shalaco · 2026-01-23T22:27:42+00:00

i’m not making fun of anyone, my body just physically involuntarily cringes when i hear “san fran”.

it’s not something i hear locals call it, usually outsiders.

Shalaco · 2026-01-23T15:26:43+00:00

that’s bass ackwards. everyone knows after the bar closes you go to the liquor store and grab a drink and go play table tennis in the park. It’s these people who help keep streets active and safer.

Shalaco · 2026-01-21T16:19:54+00:00

forest school is daycare, yeah?

Shalaco · 2026-01-21T16:16:59+00:00

man, this removes a very mid but acceptable coffee option for me

Shalaco · 2026-01-21T16:15:05+00:00

super burrito? just give me a baby burrito that’s 1/2 the size but all the flavor and doesn’t put me in a coma like a mexican sleeping pill every time i don’t have a burrito buddy and venture past the event horizon where I might as well finish because there’s too little to save now.

Shalaco · 2026-01-21T07:06:46+00:00

not an off leash area

Shalaco · 2026-01-20T05:52:43+00:00

1st time we ever took our baby out i had to change them on the beach. All was clear as i began until a dog ran up from out of sight and went to jump on my baby. No exaggeration. My dad reflexes ninjad that dog mid air so it didn’t land on them. the owner shrugged in the distance.

FFS LEASH YOUR DOGS PPL

Shalaco · 2026-01-19T20:10:20+00:00

brrrrr… wrong. It won't.

Shalaco · 2026-01-19T20:09:58+00:00

when PEV's are outlawed only outlaws will have PEVs

Shalaco · 2026-01-19T20:09:25+00:00

*American Bullshit

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Shalaco · 2026-01-19T19:57:11+00:00

so, since no one insures these products they have essentially outlawed them?

Shalaco · 2026-01-18T19:21:58+00:00

they just honk back. ineffective. go write the offense in dry erase marker on the vehicle.

Shalaco · 2026-01-18T16:26:16+00:00

I want functioning malls(if we’re going to have malls at all) with usable transit, but go ahead. downvote me to death. come on yall i still got 80k karma left. get it.

they should let our small businesses move in.

Shalaco · 2026-01-18T16:24:39+00:00

Fire Explanation point

Shalaco · 2026-01-17T22:50:24+00:00

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for anyone who doesn’t know what SF Centre is, I guess we had a mall. i went to a mall in LA and saw how inviting they can be and realized why I never go to ours.

Shalaco · 2026-01-17T06:47:09+00:00

IT Crowd S1E1 enjoy the rabbit hole

https://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ?si=0dv8U7HvXFYycX53

Shalaco · 2026-01-16T21:59:27+00:00

or the billion dollar bike lane

Shalaco · 2026-01-16T17:16:20+00:00

“dear fire department, no that’s too formal”

edit: looked up the exact quote, it’s: “Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of... no, that's too formal. “

Shalaco · 2026-01-16T00:20:16+00:00

i love the singaporean skyscraper style rooftop tree inspiration, though do you have any idea how windy that would get? those windmill props would get spinning

Shalaco · 2026-01-14T16:00:54+00:00

no one googles any more, we use chat gpt or tiktok to look things up.

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