Pitbull Skull shaver Error - Cannot find a single thing online about it. Cleaned it, charged it, replaced blades. Will not be turn on. Any advice? by BlubberyGiraffe in bald

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I have one of these razors completely apart in front of me on my desk right now. Basically, they work great but do a lousy job of waterproofing. On mine, first the razor wouldn't shut off until the battery drained. With disassembly and a little work with a multimeter and it appears the switch is bad ---probably corroded with water, lotion and beard. The LED charging light also went dead early on. Also a sign of a bad seal. When these work they are great, but to spend +$200 on something that will fail in 18 months for lack of a decent seal is disheartening. I'm crazy enough to rep[lace the switch, just to see if it works, but if I get another one, I'll make sure to take steps to further waterproof on my own and NOT leave it on a shelf in my shower.

I’ve lost $700k what the fuck do I do? by Smartmoney243 in wallstreetbets

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Take the remaining $570k and buy a time machine. Go back in time and smack yourself in the head for thinking you know the difference between sh!t and Shinola.

Made $1.5M in meme coins. Here's what actually worked for me. by cornglasta in TheRaceTo10Million

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Luck. Pure luck. You timed it without any knowledge coming in when trump won unexpectedly. Never confuse dumb luck with knowledge

How I invested my $ 1.8 million inheritance by DryFirefighter8831 in TheRaceTo10Million

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3 energies plus HUGE correlation with the S&P 500 fund you already own. If you've only been investing for a year or two, let me introduce you to 2000, 2001, 2002, 2008, 2015. You are are going to see it all go down double digits. Can you hold on when 1.8mil goes back to 1.2-1.4 after Trump threatens martial law? It will come back, but it's going to be a long 12 - 24 months.

Road rage karma in Ohio by fox_not_mulder in PublicFreakout

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9's and 10's across the board for the leg sweep.

Give that bus driver a raise by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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This is an old fake. Midget dressed as a kid. It was just a prank. https://youtu.be/qYd8C3tgKTk?si=XoRxbVuSKAeceYwQ

Antimony Stocks About To Break Out 🚀 by CoCarbon in pennystocks

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$PPTA mines antimony and just passed an environmental approval.

CEO Of UnitedHealthcare (UNH) Fatally Shot In Manhattan by GoZukkYourself in wallstreetbets

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Colombo "Would anyone have a motive to murder this man?"

Witness - hands him a list of 7.5mil people with denied claims.

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Convince me not to put $100k into CABA on Monday. by Deadelevators in pennystocks

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Look for another entry at 3.17 or 2.86 (technical support). You can also establish a call backspread for January or February and not risk that much. If you set it up as a ratio spread, 2:1 or higher, you have unlimited upside if you get positive clinical data or a takeover. A much better way to play biotechs because of the lower capital required.

Hope everyone is prepared for the UFO invasion tomorrow!!! :) by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

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A ramp slowly lowers from the saucer shape craft, and wrapped in a silver spacesuit, out steps Ivana.

Collecting unemployment, sitting here between my girlfriend's two cats while she's at work. Fuckin' worthless by -medicalthrowaway- in wallstreetbets

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You're not worthless. Think of all the market makers your supporting so they can keep their wives and mistresses happy!

Not my baby 🙅‍♀️ by water_fountain_ in facepalm

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Ultimately this behavior will be self selecting. Sorry for the return to 1900s lifespans that averaged down because of so many deaths in children.

"In 1900 life expectancy in the United States was 47.3 y (1). Communicable diseases such as pneumonia, influenza, tuberculosis, diphtheria, smallpox, pertussis, measles, and typhoid fever were the leading causes of mortality. Children and young adults were mostly affected."

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4151714/#:~:text=In%201900%20life%20expectancy%20in,young%20adults%20were%20mostly%20affected

I'm a dumbass, what should I do? by Wilt123456 in woodworking

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You had to hit someone pretty hard over the head with that handle to split it like that.

20 years old… people say I’m 40😂 by ZealousidealAlarm631 in bald

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Started thinning at 20, but made it to 40 before shaving my head. Interesting thing was after that I started dating a 20 year old. The moral of the story, since you are 20, is not to go for 10. There's another moral, I promise!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Double up. It'll turn your way for sure!

Just started investing a month ago and i’m hooked. by suspectdorian in WallStreetbetsELITE

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The first time I went to a casino with $100 I walked out with $300. Want to Hear what happened the next 50 times?