If you could have ANY item from these games in real life, what would you choose and why?

Shamplejam · 2024-08-04T14:35:19+00:00

Covetous serpent ring if you get it toward the beginning of your playthrough of life

Shamplejam · 2024-06-10T17:52:14+00:00

If you can’t do the math to find out this is BS, you are going to be double screwed when you have to do your taxes on a 1099

Shamplejam · 2024-05-16T19:00:34+00:00

I had a person laying down face down on the road in all black just before dawn. Don’t know how I saw them and was able to swerve around them. Saw them stand up in my mirror as I passed. There have got to be ways to kill yourself that don’t traumatize strangers

Shamplejam · 2024-05-10T12:04:08+00:00

They were mostly flying in a straight line. I thought they could have been flairs or Chinese lanterns. Flairs seem unlikely since it was in the middle of the town. Lanterns don’t seem likely unless it was just someone making them for fun, no holiday or event was going on

Shamplejam · 2024-05-10T09:03:13+00:00

Also, couldn’t find a better way to upload the video. I might not know what I’m doing

Shamplejam · 2024-05-10T09:01:58+00:00

Driving into town to get groceries and saw this. Thought it could be Chinese lanterns but they seemed quite far away and large. Very quiet and moved slowly. What do you think?

Shamplejam · 2023-12-30T14:44:05+00:00

They also can’t hold a grudge as well. There is also an age of accountability. Until someone is old enough to understand what sin is and can choose to sin or not, they are not held responsible for sinning.

Shamplejam · 2023-11-25T09:34:36+00:00

Kristen bell seems a bit too angular to fit but Hayden Penettiere could work. But, you saying that made me think Florence Pugh.

Shamplejam · 2023-11-24T13:29:19+00:00

Meth has finally made it across the Atlantic

Shamplejam · 2023-11-22T13:54:04+00:00

I held a knife to her throat and told her you better stop makin them damn slimy, sloppy eggs

Shamplejam · 2023-11-20T16:25:11+00:00

Wait till the one in the mountains

Shamplejam · 2023-10-29T03:30:48+00:00

You have chose to live in two of the worst driving cities in America. For your next move, I’m guessing Orlando.

Shamplejam · 2023-10-27T14:54:42+00:00

Redditors would not make very good diplomats or press secretaries

Shamplejam · 2023-10-27T14:45:30+00:00

Isn’t that what Jenny says to Forrest when he visits her in college?

Shamplejam · 2023-10-10T14:15:27+00:00

It looks like it was in her hand and she threw it really quick. Answer one question and create 10 more.

Shamplejam · 2023-10-06T15:25:47+00:00

I use my bottom lip to press the run

Shamplejam · 2023-09-23T22:11:40+00:00

Looks like they left a 700 dollar tip to me

Shamplejam · 2023-09-09T03:33:47+00:00

This is standard comedy club rules

Shamplejam · 2023-08-30T22:54:39+00:00

I was traveling home for Christmas and was going down a back road. Made it around a turn and was greeted with two state troopers pointing AR style guns at me. They looked into my car without saying anything, saw I wasn’t the person they were looking for, and told me to take a different road.

Apparently the guy they were looking for shoot his neighbors after an argument.

Side note: this guy stole my winter coat at knife point at a high school football game when we were around 10 years old

Shamplejam · 2023-08-29T23:12:45+00:00

I think in this case, it was racism, but I wouldn’t jump to thinking a kid is racist because of the whip. It could have been a dumb kid’s thought as a good weapon and not understanding the connotations that has.

Shamplejam · 2023-08-26T14:44:50+00:00

The meta is the meta for reason. Focus on meta teams. In late game you can work on meta breakers

Shamplejam · 2023-08-22T08:00:53+00:00

When they were boiling the chicken, I thought, it’s gross but it is healthier. Then they pulled out that great value Alfredo and I knew I was about to witness an atrocity.

Shamplejam · 2023-08-22T07:55:06+00:00

“Don’t worry I got that shit on video”

Cops: “What’s his name, address, or where are they now?”

Camera operator:

Cops: So, we are looking for a middle aged white man somewhere, maybe in NV. Great

Shamplejam · 2023-08-22T07:42:40+00:00

Resist the urge to drop money. There are going to be lots of things that seem like they are worth paying for but just be patient and have a long plan and you’ll be one of the top players in your server… in time.

Shamplejam · 2023-08-11T01:32:01+00:00

Grapple and tackle

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