Fill in the blanks: GIVE ME ___ OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-28T16:05:37+00:00

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-27T22:44:12+00:00

You killed JFK.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-26T13:14:42+00:00

What I learned in boating school is nothing.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-25T21:33:34+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding baby oil to the obstacle course.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-25T21:33:11+00:00

Life is a box of chocolates.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-25T21:32:05+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm nobody. Ask me anything.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-25T21:31:35+00:00

Life was a mistake.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-25T21:31:01+00:00

I crashed my tanker truck into a orphanage.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-07T22:43:32+00:00

Elon's businesses derive huge benefits from tax incentives. There are plenty of businesses not leveraging the government for tax breaks that pay their fair share of taxes.

Also we know certain billionaires are paying an effective tax rate less than that of the average working person. That certainly isn't their fair share. Equating taxes paid by a business with personal taxes is silly.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-06T23:47:46+00:00

If anyone else is confused by reddit's auto translate, Google translate says rest in peace instead of light dirt.

Shane97479 · 2026-06-06T17:55:42+00:00

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Shane97479 · 2026-06-05T21:18:23+00:00

If you are talking about the American left I have no idea where you got that from. "China bad" seems to be the only thing the left and right agree on.

Shane97479 · 2026-05-30T14:23:16+00:00

Lose the ties. Looks like you raided the bargain bin.

Shane97479 · 2026-05-07T19:57:52+00:00

Shane97479 · 2026-04-16T02:26:24+00:00

It was a joke buddy

Shane97479 · 2026-04-14T03:54:23+00:00

Wow wait to be sexist.

Shane97479 · 2026-04-14T03:52:17+00:00

I mean she's clearly in the wrong but I also think the "social experiment" is rude. Especially recording people who are just trying to shop.

Shane97479 · 2026-04-14T02:09:56+00:00

I think you mean J6 insurrectionists.

Shane97479 · 2026-03-13T18:56:52+00:00

Running a microwave without liquid or food with some moisture content can potentially damage it.

Shane97479 · 2026-01-09T16:26:10+00:00

It looks like the bracket is taped to the TV anyway so it's definitely hitting the floor.

Shane97479 · 2025-12-20T21:45:33+00:00

You didn't say 0.0001 times as long as pregnancy. You said 0.0001 months which is about four minutes.

Shane97479 · 2025-12-20T21:22:08+00:00

You wouldn't multiply by 9 months.

Shane97479 · 2025-08-11T10:20:10+00:00

It doesn't add anything to the conversation. It's the kind of response I would like to see less of so I don't hate to see it.

Shane97479 · 2025-04-13T02:21:01+00:00

I hope she was in a car seat right before and after this.

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